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Offline mh

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A Nightmares


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Is that a pair of black eyes she has?

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she just looks very frightened and I did not know in which thread to post it.

She looks spaced out to me.

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They never found Shergar but I think this lady may have recovered the teeth!

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They never found Shergar but I think this lady may have recovered the teeth!

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Another photo of the same woman, External Link/Members Only .

Which surely proves the point of the "Photographic cliches" thread.  God help her if she doesn't "look better than her pictures"! :scare:

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Well reading this thread seems to have been your main rookie mistake.

It is called sarcasm and a sense of humour try it sometimes.

Offline agent47

They never found Shergar but I think this lady may have recovered the teeth!

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Wayne Rooney would give her a go  :D

Offline Johny Stone

she claims to be 19..
more like over 30

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She also claims to see just 3 guys / week, but her working hours are 10 am - 10 pm each day

I'm amazed how smart she is.. not

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Offline Horizontal pleasures

They never found Shergar but I think this lady may have recovered the teeth!

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Q. Will you do bareback   A. Protected is the preferred way but ask who knows what the answer will be that day x

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Part of the reason for the rancid nature of her private parts is that she smokes. If anyone has unknowingly licked the lower lips of a smoking lady you will have realised your mistake from the taste of her secretions. I think that these photos show another side effect of smoking.

That has sod all to do with smoking and more a lack of personal grooming mixed in with what looks to be a fungal type of infection which has been left untreated hence the brown staining of the skin all around her genital area.
I know many women who smoke that do not look like that down below.  However some larger ladies do get fungal infections that can cause the skin to change colour and which should be treated but when is not then this discolouration happens

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That has sod all to do with smoking and more a lack of personal grooming mixed in with what looks to be a fungal type of infection which has been left untreated hence the brown staining of the skin all around her genital area.
I know many women who smoke that do not look like that down below.  However some larger ladies do get fungal infections that can cause the skin to change colour and which should be treated but when is not then this discolouration happens

Hormones play a part in the colour of genitals too - female hormones cause darkening of the skin in that area (it's pretty rare to see a white man with a brown willy), plus insulin resistance and/or PCOS (in many larger women and some 'normal' sized women) can cause a condition called Acanthosis nigricans. Many people think the darker skin is caused by friction (because of the fat rubbing) or infections or general poor hygiene, but most of the time it's not and often can't be helped.

As to the lady's fanny that's being discussed - I think it just looks like she's been having a sexy time and decided to take pics straight after.

Offline Johny Stone

Anyone tempted? :P

How does anyone think a write up like that is going to convince a punter when pics like this are next to it? :unknown: :wacko:

interesting, she deleted all profile pics, except for verification one  :D

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And her Pimp offers us "A special PRINCE ;) for you."!!

Steviethestud

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Terrifying but at the same time...she's pretty damn hot for her age.

Seems to me that while she might not be everyone's cup of tea she is definitely not like some of the ugly chavs , beached whales and druggies that are on this thread. If you like mature women or mutton dressed as lamb she's well worth fucking. And loads of guys must fancy doing her judging by the number of hits on her AW page.




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Seems to me that while she might not be everyone's cup of tea she is definitely not like some of the ugly chavs , beached whales and druggies that are on this thread. If you like mature women or mutton dressed as lamb she's well worth fucking. And loads of guys must fancy doing her judging by the number of hits on her AW page.

To quote John McEnroe [and I write as one who sees the more mature WG], "You cannot be serious, man! :scare:"

And Stevie, can I ask if you're going to resurrect an old post, would you please indicate which page [of the 89 on here] we can find the post your quoting?  It doesn't half save time for those of us who might want to consider your opinion.

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It is called sarcasm and a sense of humour try it sometimes.

Utterly. Fucking. Priceless!  :lol:

Offline Horizontal pleasures

Who? I can't see a man in the only pic on the profile :unknown:

surely the pic IS of a man

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To quote John McEnroe [and I write as one who sees the more mature WG], "You cannot be serious, man! :scare:"

And Stevie, can I ask if you're going to resurrect an old post, would you please indicate which page [of the 89 on here] we can find the post your quoting?  It doesn't half save time for those of us who might want to consider your opinion.

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and the lovely sofia is banned so why dredge it up now?

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and the lovely sofia is banned so why dredge it up now?


Only offering an opinion - sorry but I don't spend time checking out who is banned.

Offline CatBBW

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surely the pic IS of a man

Oh I SEE....no, it's definitely female. Just not in anything feminine and no make up. Looks like she's fresh off the boat.

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I wonder if he is her pimp?

His profile is gone, was it something I said? (Although Cat thinks he was a she).

Offline J_H

new bird  :vomit:



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Not sure if I last saw something like this on a fishmonger's slab, a butcher's hook, or in a fur-trapper's cabin.

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another ugly Romanian pretending to be a model :dash:

Bristol is full with them now

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another ugly Romanian pretending to be a model :dash:

Bristol is full with them now

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beauty or ugly is in the eye of the beholder, she has a great smile.

Offline wazzockchops

I'd bang it, and theres no higher endorsement than that ;)

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Offline webpunter

I'd bang it, and theres no higher endorsement than that ;)
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There is - and it comes in the form of the two letters known to all relating to brown sauce :)
Higher or lower ?

Offline dandaley

beauty or ugly is in the eye of the beholder, she has a great smile.

i agree just a natural shot, shame she is Romanian, hardly deserves being in this thread  :unknown:

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another ugly Romanian pretending to be a model :dash:

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Looks pretty lush to me. I'd happily give her the benefit of the contents of my bollocks.

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There is - and it comes in the form of the two letters known to all relating to brown sauce :)
Higher or lower ?

do you mean HP?


cockneybstrd

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i got to say HP you dont half find the rough old dogs on AW

Sticking her tongue out seems to improve her look from the other pic which looks like someone has smashed in her face with a shovel


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I was uncertain if this is a best bum or worst escort picture challenge

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i got to say HP you dont half find the rough old dogs on AW


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actually I fear dogs and cross the road when I see a real one.


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I was uncertain if this is a best bum or worst escort picture challenge

Love the way she says "get in touch if you recognise me". I guess that's a pretty distinctive rear view.

Rochdull lad

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I guess if you've seen her before, you'd know that "face" anywhere! ;)

pleasure

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I guess if you've seen her before, you'd know that "face" anywhere! ;)

That ass was better looking than many of the faces posted on this thread so far.

Mind you, she seems to have taken down even that picture now, but she's still wondering if anyone "recognises her". All we've got to go on now is that she's a 27 year old blonde BBW in London. The only other clue is that she must have a short attention span - she didn't make it past G in the alphabet when ticking things for her "Enjoys" list, before nodding off.

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how will sticking her tongue out at us help her?

Her first photo on her profile what the hell is wrong with her lady bits..  I have seen some rough ones but that looks a bit on the lumpy side and looks like it has something very wrong with it   :vomit:

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Her first photo on her profile what the hell is wrong with her lady bits..  I have seen some rough ones but that looks a bit on the lumpy side and looks like it has something very wrong with it   :vomit:

I think she is wearing a pair of knickers Dani.

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Her first photo on her profile what the hell is wrong with her lady bits..  I have seen some rough ones but that looks a bit on the lumpy side and looks like it has something very wrong with it   :vomit:
frilly underwear

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I think she is wearing a pair of knickers Dani.

Nope just done a close up view and it is not knickers.  The lumpy bits stop at her arse hole and start again just after.  Have a real close up look and you will see what I mean.  That is not knickers although now I really wish it was

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Nope just done a close up view and it is not knickers.  The lumpy bits stop at her arse hole and start again just after.  Have a real close up look and you will see what I mean. 

Your braver than me Dani, there is no way I would want to view that close up!  Hubble telescope would not be powerful enough for a safe distance..

cockneybstrd

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Nope just done a close up view and it is not knickers.  The lumpy bits stop at her arse hole and start again just after.  Have a real close up look and you will see what I mean.  That is not knickers although now I really wish it was

There is something lurking under those peach coloured frilly things and it does look like her growler is a complete mess

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Oh god. Why do I always look at this thread at lunchtime :(

cockneybstrd

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Oh god. Why do I always look at this thread at lunchtime :(

Its a good way to kill any urge for food. In fact I reckon weight watches should just tell people every time your tempted to have a snack come and have look at the worst escort thread on UK Punting

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I was uncertain if this is a best bum or worst escort picture challenge

I have examined her gallery in gruesome detail. There appears to be nothing wrong with her genital area specifically. She may have understated her age and underestimated her girth. This is the correct thread for her.

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Oh god. Why do I always look at this thread at lunchtime :(
well that's my duck a l'orange in the bin!