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To be fair didn’t look at her face. Body was nice but if your poking the fire you don’t stare at the mantelpiece

I do. 🤷🏼


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She's been around for a long time now under many names - I may have had the misfortune to meet her in my pre UKP days when she was part of a B & S crew in the Hendon area.

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Shagged her twice in 2020. Didn't want her pussy licked. Pretty much just blow, fuck and cim. Not fun at all.  Well most Hungarian SW are shit!


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Well I've come back from holiday to find AW pics are nearly all blurred - and I'll be boggad if I'm letting on who I really am to 'verify' myself, so I now can't see any hideous munters at all - without verified UKP members' help.  :cry: I know I can count on you though.  :thumbsup:

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"Ursula! I’ve always wanted to meet you, I can’t believe it’s you. I like the bikini, very nice. I love all your films, I’ve got all of them. From “Dr No” right through to, all the others."

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"Ursula! I’ve always wanted to meet you, I can’t believe it’s you. I like the bikini, very nice. I love all your films, I’ve got all of them. From “Dr No” right through to, all the others."
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Grrrrrr.


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Well I've come back from holiday to find AW pics are nearly all blurred - and I'll be boggad if I'm letting on who I really am to 'verify' myself, so I now can't see any hideous munters at all - without verified UKP members' help.  :cry: I know I can count on you though.  :thumbsup:

If you are logged out they will be blurred. If they are still blurred when you are logged in, you can buy some AW credits. This should identify you as being over 18 years old if you use a credit card. Alternatively you could use a VPN, such as Proton VPN which is free.

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If you are logged out they will be blurred. If they are still blurred when you are logged in, you can buy some AW credits. This should identify you as being over 18 years old if you use a credit card. Alternatively you could use a VPN, such as Proton VPN which is free.
Thanks, I had no idea you could get VPN free!  :thumbsup:

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Well this has to be right up there on the list of worst, surely? It looks like the result of a bad AI prompt and I cannot unsee it.

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Well this has to be right up there on the list of worst, surely? It looks like the result of a bad AI prompt and I cannot unsee it.

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I agree that pic is dreadful, but, if you look at the movies section of her profile you can see the lower half of her face, which looks ok - you don't end up with a munter!


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Looks rather masculine to me, so beware of a transsexual if that's not your thing. Also has BB in her likes list  :scare:

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"An ace user nic"?
I solved that Cuntdown conundrum: it's insurance.

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"An ace user nic"?
I solved that Cuntdown conundrum: it's insurance.

Nearly 😂

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I don’t want to judge too harshly but I think at some point you need to consider hanging up your garters and find something else to do.

I think she has looked after herself as best she can but I think the ravages of time means the writing must be on the wall. Some of her other photos are better, probably when younger but this one is scary IMO


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She doesn't scare me.
You're right. She has looked after herself
Her AW page says she's only 64 , so she's still a spring chicken to me.
TBF, I think she's rather delightful.  :rolleyes:

Maybe an excursion to the seaside is in order.
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She doesn't scare me.
You're right. She has looked after herself
Her AW page says she's only 64 , so she's still a spring chicken to me.
TBF, I think she's rather delightful.  :rolleyes:

Maybe an excursion to the seaside is in order.

It was a photo worth posting just for the pleasure of your response Sir !

There are positives to this thread and to be honest, I agree with your view  :thumbsup:

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I don’t want to judge too harshly but I think at some point you need to consider hanging up your garters and find something else to do.

I think she has looked after herself as best she can but I think the ravages of time means the writing must be on the wall. Some of her other photos are better, probably when younger but this one is scary IMO


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I wonder if the painting she is holding in the other main pic is of her younger self?  I bet yes.

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I wonder if the painting she is holding in the other main pic is of her younger self?  I bet yes.

I didn’t notice that before   :thumbsup:

Yes I agree there is a good chance the painting is her younger self. I also think some of her free gallery are smatterings from her younger days.

There are a few SP’s who despite there age have kept it together, so yeah, why not include some photos from their back catalogue.

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I wonder if the painting she is holding in the other main pic is of her younger self?  I bet yes.
Doubt it… the painting (or print) is dated 2024.

She would do better for herself going for the glamorous granny look, as opposed to attempting young bunny.

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There is an 88 year old prossie on AW where one of her FAQs the question is : Do you plan to retire.

Her response was no, not as long as she enjoys it and she is in demand.

By all accounts she still is.  :rolleyes:

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There is an 88 year old prossie on AW where one of her FAQs the question is : Do you plan to retire.

Her response was no, not as long as she enjoys it and she is in demand.

By all accounts she still is.  :rolleyes:

Diane still has a faithful following up our way, and a number of positive reviews on UKP.

It has to be said that some of  the photos are probably 10 years old,  but TBF she's still got an impressive pair of tits.
I'd guess she's over 80 now but still seems to enjoy her work.

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Diane still has a faithful following up our way, and a number of positive reviews on UKP.

It has to be said that some of  the photos are probably 10 years old,  but TBF she's still got an impressive pair of tits.
I'd guess she's over 80 now but still seems to enjoy her work.

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100 bloody % agreed with you about Diana who I think is late 70’s and one of the best pair of tits in any age category.

I should have been more specific so apologies for that.

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…is who I meant.  :hi:

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100 bloody % agreed with you about Diana who I think is late 70’s and one of the best pair of tits in any age category.

I should have been more specific so apologies for that.

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…is who I meant.  :hi:

I'm not completely without standards.  ;)

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I don’t want to judge too harshly but I think at some point you need to consider hanging up your garters and find something else to do.

I think she has looked after herself as best she can but I think the ravages of time means the writing must be on the wall. Some of her other photos are better, probably when younger but this one is scary IMO


 Years ago when I was a much younger man, I helped a mate who was doing up a house in the Lot Valley in France. We drank every night at the local bar and became local celebrities as we splashed the cash and endeared ourselves to the locals with our efforts to speak drunken French. The bar was owned by a woman in her 60s and she bore more than a passing resemblance to the woman pictured above. So, yes, I fucked her (relentlessly over a few weeks) and it was fabulous. Dirty, taboo, naughty as she was more than twice my age. Her blow jobs were exquisite as was her touch. Happy days.

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Years ago when I was a much younger man, I helped a mate who was doing up a house in the Lot Valley in France. We drank every night at the local bar and became local celebrities as we splashed the cash and endeared ourselves to the locals with our efforts to speak drunken French. The bar was owned by a woman in her 60s and she bore more than a passing resemblance to the woman pictured above. So, yes, I fucked her (relentlessly over a few weeks) and it was fabulous. Dirty, taboo, naughty as she was more than twice my age. Her blow jobs were exquisite as was her touch. Happy days.

Great Story, sir.

I have regularly viewed this thread and I honestly try to see the best in any WG profile. Not the baddies mind, but to a large extent we are blessed with the body we are given. So long as she is an honest working girl doing her best, who really gives a crap.

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I don’t want to judge too harshly but I think at some point you need to consider hanging up your garters and find something else to do.

I think she has looked after herself as best she can but I think the ravages of time means the writing must be on the wall. Some of her other photos are better, probably when younger but this one is scary IMO


 :hi:


IIRC She used to feature in the readers wives sections of lots of the porn mags 20-30 years ago, with a couple of full on photo shoots in a couple of the lower end ones.

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IIRC She used to feature in the readers wives sections of lots of the porn mags 20-30 years ago, with a couple of full on photo shoots in a couple of the lower end ones.

Respect to her  :hi:

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I know Dundee's rough but jesus Christ I thought we had better standards


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Ok, she's maybe no prize, but worst escort?? Christ I've seen rougher advertised in Dundee alone, never met her and can't recall the name, but there was a skinny snagle toothed junkie plying her trade there for years, maybe still is? I seem to recall was a similar sort of look but with that junkie palour.


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100 bloody % agreed with you about Diana who I think is late 70’s and one of the best pair of tits in any age category.

I should have been more specific so apologies for that.

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…is who I meant.  :hi:
Wow I'm lost for words.  :/

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IIRC She used to feature in the readers wives sections of lots of the porn mags 20-30 years ago, with a couple of full on photo shoots in a couple of the lower end ones.

Yeah I’ve seen her pics on various porn sites. She looks the same as on her profile so she has done those in the last few years and probably recently.

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Just while I’m on a roll, here’s a little treasure.

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Just while I’m on a roll, here’s a little treasure.

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Thanks to the Starmer regime, all her nude pics at AW are now blurred and it says "The Law has changed. To view NSFW content, you need to Age Verify." along the top.

I've phoned Kier Starmer to thank him personally.

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Thanks to the Starmer regime, all her nude pics at AW are now blurred and it says "The Law has changed. To view NSFW content, you need to Age Verify." along the top.

I've phoned Kier Starmer to thank him personally.
Maybe this is what the Online Safety Act had in mind  :D
She''ll do BB for an extra £60  :vomit:

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Maybe this is what the Online Safety Act had in mind  :D
She''ll do BB for an extra £60  :vomit:

It just gets better and better  :yahoo:


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Thanks to the Starmer regime, all her nude pics at AW are now blurred and it says "The Law has changed. To view NSFW content, you need to Age Verify." along the top.

I've phoned Kier Starmer to thank him personally.

Brilliant  :lol:

Offline Blackpool Rock

I don't normally view this thread but i've just found an absolute fucking horror, I mean what the fuck is she doing with these lips and all that make up, looks like a fucking clown  :scare:

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I was going to post an actual picture but can't for some reason
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Nah! got to be some AI gone wrong somewhere!...

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I was going to post an actual picture but can't for some reason

Here you go, so copy photo to your pc, use postimages and upload photo

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