The worst escort picture challenge

[WelshClipper]

She'd certainly keep you warm on a cold Winter's night.

I never understood why any girl would display (advertise) cellulite. Even on slim girls it would drain all sexual feelings from me

 

[WelshClipper]

While I'm here I thought I'd share this.

If anyone remembers Carol Aruna. Well... I think she may or may not be a man now.
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If true then she must have spent a fortune on the surgeon. 

[Doc Holliday]

I never understood why any girl would display (advertise) cellulite. Even on slim girls it would drain all sexual feelings from me

 

One man's poison is another man's meat. The market for SBBWs is a specialist one. It is small but strong.

The majority of punters reading this thread would never consider booking any of the featured providers but some of them, especially those who provide a good service, will be very sought after by the few.

That small number of punters are very unlikely to comment favorably in this thread as they would be ridiculed. They just get on with booking and enjoying their sexual preference 

[WelshClipper]

One man's poison is another man's meat. The market for SBBWs is a specialist one. It is small but strong.

The majority of punters reading this thread would never consider booking any of the featured providers but some of them, especially those who provide a good service, will be very sought after by the few.

That small number of punters are very unlikely to comment favorably in this thread as they would be ridiculed. They just get on with booking and enjoying their sexual preference 

Yes I felt a bit opinionated after I’d written it.

To each his own I agree. 

[Bonker]

Stop making allusions Doc and own up.
Chubby chaser, fatty fancier, obese ogler, orange peel squeezer?

[JontyR]

The market for SBBWs is a specialist one. It is small but strong.

I'd have thought it was large and flabby.

[Thephoenix]

Stop making allusions Doc and own up.
Chubby chaser, fatty fancier, obese ogler, orange peel squeezer?

You seem to know a lot about it.

[Thephoenix]

I'd have thought it was large and flabby.

Trying to introduce a bit of decorum into this thread was always going to be a bit optimistic. 

[Bonker]

You seem to know a lot about it.

I'm a squasher not a squashee

[Fookmefooku]

So this lovely one is offering it raw.

Different strokes for different folks I guess. Might appeal to those who have lost their sight

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[WelshClipper]

So this lovely one is offering it raw.

Different strokes for different folks I guess. Might appeal to those who have lost their sight

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I wanna try and be fair.

She is a Bonnie Scottish Lassie.
In the dark photo she seems to have cleaned herself up.
You get a free half hour with every hour booked.


But bareback 

[Bonker]

Looks like a joke profile to me.
A guy in a wig and silly photos.

[DouglasReynholm]

I wanna try and be fair.

She is a Bonnie Scottish Lassie.
In the dark photo she seems to have cleaned herself up.
You get a free half hour with every hour booked.
But bareback 

I wanna try and be fair. She is a bonnie Taliban jihadi: External Link/Members Only and needs your punt money so she can buy her way back into Scotland via Fedex special delivery.

[WelshClipper]

I wanna try and be fair. She is a bonnie Taliban jihadi: External Link/Members Only and needs your punt money so she can buy her way back into Scotland via Fedex special delivery.

So she’s not just about to board the ferry for a nice holiday 

 

[Doc Holliday]

Stop making allusions Doc and own up.
Chubby chaser, fatty fancier, obese ogler, orange peel squeezer?

I'd have thought it was large and flabby.

Sorry guys I missed these humorous replies. Big belly laughs from me.

[Stevelondon]

I know beauty is in the eye of the beholder and all that.

But when someone is saying things like “Gorgeous” in their AW feedback.
I’m seriously cleaning my glasses and thinking maybe I need another eye check up.
Is it me. ?

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I’m being cruel. Hate myself now.

[MLawro93]

I know beauty is in the eye of the beholder and all that.

But when someone is saying things like “Gorgeous” in their AW feedback.
I’m seriously cleaning my glasses and thinking maybe I need another eye check up.
Is it me. ?

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I’m being cruel. Hate myself now.

Definitely going with that grime appeal that some enjoy.  Some interesting photos in the public gallery as well 

[Bonker]

If she tries to defend herself, she hasn't got a leg to stand on.

[DastardlyDick]

If she tries to defend herself, she hasn't got a leg to stand on.

I have nothing against your left leg, the problem is, neither do you! (Monty Python)

[mr.bluesky]

Definitely going with that grime appeal that some enjoy.  Some interesting photos in the public gallery as well 

What's with all those weird hand photos with the luminous green nail varnish 

[Stevelondon]

I think she is missing a huge opportunity when it comes to attracting clients. Using her disability (the one leg) as bait.
I know for a fact there are literally hundreds of you out there with a pirate fetish.

All together now.
Oooooohhhh Arrrrrrrrr.

[WelshClipper]

In a perverted way, I could give her one.

Older and slimmer does have its appeal.


*** I’ll get my coat 

[DastardlyDick]

What's with all those weird hand photos with the luminous green nail varnish 

She does Domme stuff, so maybe it's so punters can see how deep any scratches might be 

[Stevelondon]

In a perverted way, I could give her one.

Older and slimmer does have its appeal.


*** I’ll get my coat 

You know what.   I’ve read quite a lot of your posts and always thought you quite sensible.
But now ………😱😂

[Bonker]

I have nothing against your left leg, the problem is, neither do you! (Monty Python)

Peter Cook not monty python

[Stevelondon]

Peter Cook not monty python

It’s also ‘Right leg’ 

[mr.bluesky]

I think she is missing a huge opportunity when it comes to attracting clients. Using her disability (the one leg) as bait.
I know for a fact there are literally hundreds of you out there with a pirate fetish.

All together now.
Oooooohhhh Arrrrrrrrr.

She does actually have two legs , that one photo is just the way she's standing with one leg folded back.

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[Stevelondon]

She does actually have two legs , that one photo is just the way she's standing with one leg folded back.

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Can I just clarify something.

Are you actually telling me in all seriousness. That she has two legs.


Or are you (and I hope with all my heart you are).  Just being sarcastic. ?

[mr.bluesky]

Can I just clarify something.

Are you actually telling me in all seriousness. That she has two legs.


Or are you (and I hope with all my heart you are).  Just being sarcastic. ?

Now would I ever be sarcastic.  Moi ? 

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[DouglasReynholm]

Actually, Man Like Mobeen is the lowest form of wit.

[Big Bad R]

Can I just clarify something.

Are you actually telling me in all seriousness. That she has two legs.


Or are you (and I hope with all my heart you are).  Just being sarcastic. ?

I am not sure who is winding who up here 😂 Steve or mr.bluesky

[Xtro]

SSBBW tattooed sweetheart wants to be girlfriend or Mummy

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If the complete camel wasn't there, that could've been a camel toe!!

[Fookmefooku]

SSBBW tattooed sweetheart wants to be girlfriend or Mummy

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If the complete camel wasn't there, that could've been a camel toe!!

I refuse to believe this is real.

[Punterperson1971]

SSBBW tattooed sweetheart wants to be girlfriend or Mummy

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If the complete camel wasn't there, that could've been a camel toe!!

I think she’s ate the camel for breakfast

[Stevelondon]

OMG….   I’ve discovered the cure for premature ejaculation 😱

[Punterperson1971]

OMG….   I’ve discovered the cure for premature ejaculation 😱

Come again 

[B4bcock]

SSBBW tattooed sweetheart wants to be girlfriend or Mummy

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If the complete camel wasn't there, that could've been a camel toe!!

It looks like she's loading a trebuchet.

[Prifessionallondinguy]

I thought this was a dude (TS) with package 🍆 

[WelshClipper]

You know what.   I’ve read quite a lot of your posts and always thought you quite sensible.
But now ………😱😂

My crown slipped 

[webpunter]

SSBBW tattooed sweetheart wants to be girlfriend or Mummy

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If the complete camel wasn't there, that could've been a camel toe!!

Very good !
Thankfully i'm not yet verified on VulvaS
So cant see hidden pics, phew TFFT
Once seen things can't be unseen

If this unit decides to go swimming there's a reasonable chance it will get harpooned & dragged to the mother ship
Harpoon it on the beach [its best for everyone] & drag it into the sea
Not on the winches they'd go 
Full steam ahead & winch it in when in shallow waters

I'm thinking this year's winner 

[WelshClipper]

You gotta ask “what the fuck did she eat. And it must be so uncomfortable.

I’m down at the seaside at the moment and the number of civvies that should just not wear swimming attire is ridiculous

 

[Captainhowdy666]

Is she supposed to be smiling or taking a dump?


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[Prifessionallondinguy]

Is she supposed to be smiling or taking a dump?


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She has “hard sports” on her profile so likely a “taster” of what she can do.

[shed]

You gotta ask “what the fuck did she eat. And it must be so uncomfortable.

I’m down at the seaside at the moment and the number of civvies that should just not wear swimming attire is ridiculous

 

One has to admire them for not giving a fuck and just enjoying the moment on the beach like everyone else.  Not everyone has a gym bunny figure which annoyingly they seem to have immense pleasure in showing off. If you don't like it and fatties make you vomit then don't look. Easy 

[Bonker]

She has “hard sports” on her profile so likely a “taster” of what she can do.

Looks like she's being tasered.

[DastardlyDick]

I'm thinking this year's winner 

I bloody hope so, anything worse just doesn't hear thinking about! 

[lborocd1]

Is she supposed to be smiling or taking a dump?


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Is now the time to confess I’ve visited that lady when she was in Leicester and….. didn’t walk away

[DastardlyDick]

Is now the time to confess I’ve visited that lady when she was in Leicester and….. didn’t walk away

Depends - was the service better than her facial expression?

[lborocd1]

To be fair didn’t look at her face. Body was nice but if your poking the fire you don’t stare at the mantelpiece

[DastardlyDick]

To be fair didn’t look at her face. Body was nice but if your poking the fire you don’t stare at the mantelpiece