The worst escort picture challenge

[PilotMan]

The worrying thing is she probably is for some 

+1 

[MrMatrix]

Face sitting challenge, how long can you stay under 



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Interesting way of suffocating. But not for me. O No

[Fuzzyduck]

Pulling that flap up would be like opening the 24th on an advent calendar, expecting something nice but usually disappointing

I disagree. You'll probably find a half-eaten mars bar for you to keep your energy up.

[yesbby]

This seemingly attractive provider has an off-putting supporting image



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[WelshClipper]

This seemingly attractive provider has an off-putting supporting image



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She reminds me of a sp I saw years ago only she had light brown hair.
Have you got a link?

[yesbby]

Search Earls Court on kommons. Hopefully she isn’t a dwarf hybrid



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[WelshClipper]

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=343953.0

Check out the photo

 

[Fookmefooku]

So I went on the Internet today

And I found this

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[JontyR]

She is eye-catching apparently.
May be convenient as I had the urge to gouge mine out.

[scutty brown]

So I went on the Internet today

And I found this

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Why would you name yourself after a lethal drug found in green tomatoes, potato seeds and nightshade?

[Heph]

Smol diversion from the overall thread, but what a ghastly & nauseating illustration the landing page of tryst features...

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[hairdownthere]

Smol diversion from the overall thread, but what a ghastly & nauseating illustration the landing page of tryst features...

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Looks like my works canteen

[Waterhouse]

Looks like my works canteen

You work for the BBC..?

 

[MJ.spritzen]

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For £110 an hour she's all yours gentlemen. Condom optional.

For the brave ones among us, her gallery features a few snaps of her vagina and asshole.

It's like looking into the jaws of hell.

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[DastardlyDick]

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For £110 an hour she's all yours gentlemen. Condom optional.

For the brave ones among us, her gallery features a few snaps of her vagina and asshole.

It's like looking into the jaws of hell.

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She lists BB, but then has "penetration (protected)" in her preferences as well? Fisting is also on offer for those who enjoy that sort of thing.
The arse and pussy pics are definitely to be avoided 

[diver ted]

Two poor pics out of the three on this profile...as they say every lock has a key....
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[Dad_Bod]

It's like looking into the sarlacc pit in Return of the Jedi, although I doubt even Boba Fett would make out alive from that.

[WelshClipper]

According to her “Interview”, her worst feature is her feet.

God they must be dreadful 

[myothernameis]

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Here lies the next, Blue Origin rocket mission, uranus   

[Xtro]

Here lies the next, Blue Origin rocket mission, uranus   

..... to boldly go where no man has gone before!

[PilotMan]

Is it my imagination, or do her hands look tiny and out of proportion?

[Punterperson1971]

Is it my imagination, or do her hands look tiny and out of proportion?

Maybe it’s 2 people either side helping her get in that position 

[MJ.spritzen]

Is it my imagination, or do her hands look tiny and out of proportion?

Hey, yh, you're right.

Maybe it’s 2 people either side helping her get in that position 

Or two poor devil's stuck under her trying to escape.

[Punterperson1971]

Hey, yh, you're right.

Or two poor devil's stuck under her trying to escape.

I think it’s your suggestion

[B4bcock]

..... to boldly go where no man has gone before!

Watch out for Klingons!

[DastardlyDick]

Maybe it’s 2 people either side helping her get in that position 

Or her arse is so huge it makes normal size hands look small 

[Xtro]

Watch out for Klingons!

      

[WelshClipper]

The other thing to wonder is whether at the back you are looking at her pendulous tits

….or she is really giving a guy deep throat and you’re looking at his legs.   

[Thephoenix]

I'm sure I've seen her before.
I think she works in de Asda!

[Bonker]

I've seen her in Greggs.
Or is it vice versa?

[Xtro]

I've seen her in Greggs.
Or is it vice versa?

I'd say Greggs judging by her crusty rolls!!   

[PilotMan]

I'd say Greggs judging by her crusty rolls!!   

 

[Bonker]

I'd say Greggs judging by her crusty rolls!!   

That made me laugh out loud. Causing quite a stir in the queue at the basilica.

[Georgedaviesok]

She lists BB, but then has "penetration (protected)" in her preferences as well? Fisting is also on offer for those who enjoy that sort of thing.
The arse and pussy pics are definitely to be avoided 

Was in Blackpoolf or quite same time, a lesbian with partner who neither like men at all.

[Stevelondon]

Is it my imagination, or do her hands look tiny and out of proportion?

      She must have long fuckin arms 😂

[Thephoenix]

That made me laugh out loud. Causing quite a stir in the queue at the basilica.

Hope it didn't spoil your selfie.

[MJ.spritzen]

So I went on the Internet today

And I found this

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She looks like the person who would bum you in prison.

[Fookmefooku]

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4 tits? Thats not amazing

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[DouglasReynholm]

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4 tits? Thats not amazing

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She weighs 99 kilos but a punter? Not one.

[Plan R]

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come and lick my pussy and let me flow all over your face

Don't all rush at once 

[WelshClipper]

Fucking hell, what's the expression-wouldn't even shag her with yours?  If that first photo on her main profile page isn't in the Worst Escort Picture thread already, it definitely deserves its place there.

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Glad to see your hope was fulfilled 

[DastardlyDick]

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4 tits? Thats not amazing

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If you think that's bad, don't look at the first pic in her gallery!

[Prifessionallondinguy]

  the tattooist is currently undergoing therapy.


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[shed]

You up for rimming that 

[WelshClipper]

So given the fact that she is posting these photos herself, she must think she would be appealing to some punters.

So who or what on earth is the fucking market 

[DouglasReynholm]

So given the fact that she is posting these photos herself, she must think she would be appealing to some punters.
So who or what on earth is the fucking market 

Other Just Stop Oil protestors? Sad innit, when you think of all the women who think they're too fat/old/ugly for no good reason and don't have any confidence - and there she is thinking she's Scarlett Jofuckinghansson. 

[WelshClipper]

A new one for your delectation 

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[Fookmefooku]

A new one for your delectation 

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That poor bench next to her.

[Fookmefooku]

While I'm here I thought I'd share this.

If anyone remembers Carol Aruna. Well... I think she may or may not be a man now.
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[Thephoenix]

A new one for your delectation 

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She'd certainly keep you warm on a cold Winter's night.