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Offline KerachiDope

« Reply #8900 on: July 02, 2022, 03:31:18 pm »
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Offline KerachiDope

« Reply #8901 on: July 02, 2022, 03:31:44 pm »
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Offline KerachiDope

« Reply #8902 on: July 02, 2022, 03:32:29 pm »
Quote from: MrMatrix on July 01, 2022, 11:34:25 pm
Think this one will have to get another job by the end of the week :dash: :dash:
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I’d hit it for 60 quid.
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Offline JontyR

« Reply #8903 on: July 02, 2022, 03:50:35 pm »
Quote from: KerachiDope on July 02, 2022, 03:32:29 pm
I’d hit it for 60 quid.
which way is the money going?

Offline chatbite

« Reply #8904 on: July 02, 2022, 04:18:16 pm »
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To start with she looks FAF, then you keep scrolling through the images and you notice the poor job at blurring out stretch marks and cellulite. You might think "that's okay I don't mind that". You keep scrolling, you find a badly wrapped kebab and then the cherry on top... A dirty arsehole  :vomit:

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Offline Ghost89

« Reply #8905 on: July 02, 2022, 07:42:26 pm »
Quote from: KerachiDope on July 02, 2022, 03:32:29 pm
I’d hit it for 60 quid.

I don’t think she looks too bad tbh. There’s much worse than that on here! And I’m sure most of us have done much worse myself included.

Offline versace

« Reply #8906 on: July 02, 2022, 08:07:02 pm »
Quote from: chatbite on July 02, 2022, 04:18:16 pm
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To start with she looks FAF, then you keep scrolling through the images and you notice the poor job at blurring out stretch marks and cellulite. You might think "that's okay I don't mind that". You keep scrolling, you find a badly wrapped kebab and then the cherry on top... A dirty arsehole  :vomit:

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Looks well fuckable to me  :unknown:
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« Reply #8907 on: July 02, 2022, 10:41:12 pm »
Quote from: versace on July 02, 2022, 08:07:02 pm
Looks well fuckable to me  :unknown:
Look again.  Legs and midriff shopped to fuck to hide stretch marks and cellulite, and as for the face… looks like a completely different head has been shopped onto the body.

Still, I guess you could you TOFTT and report back  :unknown:

Offline chatbite

« Reply #8908 on: July 03, 2022, 12:47:46 am »
It's the parmesan cheese on her ring piece that really seals the deal for me

Offline rnrn636

« Reply #8909 on: July 13, 2022, 08:54:32 am »
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Don't know how to post a photograph, but I am really trying to unsee the gallery here :vomit:......be warned before clicking

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« Reply #8910 on: July 13, 2022, 09:12:47 am »
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Don't know how to post a photograph, but I am really trying to unsee the gallery here :vomit:......be warned before clicking


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« Reply #8911 on: July 13, 2022, 09:36:01 am »
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Don't know how to post a photograph, but I am really trying to unsee the gallery here :vomit:......be warned before clicking

Like wow. It must be incredible hard, and brave, to carve a life like that out for themselves. I'm sure there will be takers but I'm reassured that I don't want chest hair in the cleavages I nuzzle into. Best of luck to her, him... errrr they.

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« Reply #8912 on: July 15, 2022, 02:30:52 pm »

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Offline shed

« Reply #8914 on: July 15, 2022, 08:11:45 pm »
Quote from: Waterhouse on July 13, 2022, 09:12:47 am

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It has to be the worst of the worst and definitely takes the biscuit. Fucking chronic. But fair play to her or him, as it will be running all the way to the bank with some punters donations

Offline versace

« Reply #8915 on: July 15, 2022, 08:17:44 pm »
Quote from: Waterhouse on July 02, 2022, 10:41:12 pm
Look again.  Legs and midriff shopped to fuck to hide stretch marks and cellulite, and as for the face… looks like a completely different head has been shopped onto the body.

Still, I guess you could you TOFTT and report back  :unknown:

I stand corrected, I didn’t zoom in on the picture.  :vomit:
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Offline jaydefo24

« Reply #8916 on: July 17, 2022, 11:57:40 am »

Offline FCB

« Reply #8917 on: July 24, 2022, 02:33:13 am »
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Offline myothernameis

« Reply #8918 on: July 24, 2022, 05:05:26 pm »
Quote from: shed on July 15, 2022, 08:11:45 pm

It has to be the worst of the worst and definitely takes the biscuit. Fucking chronic. But fair play to her or him, as it will be running all the way to the bank with some punters donations

In one of the photos, there is this detail

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cute, chubby, soft enby, genderfuck,

Guess thats your answer

Offline MonkeyMarco

« Reply #8919 on: July 25, 2022, 08:44:12 pm »
Surprised this hasn’t been posted yet…

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Offline myothernameis

« Reply #8920 on: July 25, 2022, 08:49:14 pm »
Quote from: MonkeyMarco on July 25, 2022, 08:44:12 pm
Surprised this hasn’t been posted yet…


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She has bareback listed, and wonder who naughty zaky in movie contents

Offline Kamilondon

« Reply #8921 on: July 26, 2022, 09:49:05 pm »
Quote from: MonkeyMarco on July 25, 2022, 08:44:12 pm
Surprised this hasn’t been posted yet…

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Really ? Your surprised ?
Have you just seen the previous THING that was posted ?
Compared to that this one looks amazing !
Other thing looks like something someone would used for torture purposes ! 🤢
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Offline Bogof60

« Reply #8922 on: July 26, 2022, 10:37:12 pm »
Must say I agree with you Kamil.

Given the choice of two horror shows I would prefer the one without the beard.
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Offline Kamilondon

« Reply #8923 on: July 27, 2022, 02:06:39 am »
Quote from: Bogof60 on July 26, 2022, 10:37:12 pm
Must say I agree with you Kamil.

Given the choice of two horror shows I would prefer the one without the beard.

Matey I was just surprised he was surprised ! Wtf 🤢
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Offline versace

« Reply #8924 on: July 27, 2022, 02:30:22 am »
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Offline Punterperson1971

« Reply #8925 on: July 27, 2022, 06:39:34 am »
Quote from: versace on July 27, 2022, 02:30:22 am
Absolutely vile. Disgusting in fact.  :vomit: :vomit:
Absolutely agree here she’s got a fucking beard she had more hair than I have,why would someone meet that let alone shag it.
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Offline CheninBlanc77

« Reply #8926 on: July 27, 2022, 08:58:54 am »

Offline Punterperson1971

« Reply #8927 on: July 27, 2022, 09:03:51 am »
Almost threw up last nights and the day before food  :D :lol: :D
Wonder if anyone on here has seen her,where’s HP when you need him

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« Reply #8928 on: July 27, 2022, 10:47:01 am »
Quote from: Punterperson1971 on July 27, 2022, 09:03:51 am
Almost threw up last nights and the day before food  :D :lol: :D
Wonder if anyone on here has seen her,where’s HP when you need him

The thread is over  :D, surely the winner has arrived  :D
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Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #8929 on: July 30, 2022, 11:40:46 am »
Quote from: Punterperson1971 on July 27, 2022, 09:03:51 am
Almost threw up last nights and the day before food  :D :lol: :D
Wonder if anyone on here has seen her,where’s HP when you need him
age 80, rather frail and retired sorry,

Offline Kamilondon

« Reply #8930 on: July 30, 2022, 12:05:26 pm »
Quote from: lillythesavage on July 27, 2022, 10:47:01 am
The thread is over  :D, surely the winner has arrived  :D

Agree! Don’t think anything can beat that thing, in the winner of the worst escort !
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Offline Prifessionallondinguy

« Reply #8931 on: July 30, 2022, 12:19:42 pm »
Quote from: Kamilondon on July 30, 2022, 12:05:26 pm
Agree! Don’t think anything can beat that thing, in the winner of the worst escort !

Does the poster win a free 2hr booking with her courtesy of UKP? 

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« Reply #8932 on: July 30, 2022, 12:41:45 pm »
Quote from: Prifessionallondinguy on July 30, 2022, 12:19:42 pm
Does the poster win a free 2hr booking with her courtesy of UKP?

No, it is overnight, with restaurant dinner and nightclub visit, staying in a very busy hotel and naked for breakfast  :D
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« Reply #8933 on: July 31, 2022, 08:25:12 am »
Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on July 30, 2022, 11:40:46 am
age 80, rather frail and retired sorry,
At least when you look back you can smile at what youve been up to and WGs youve met. I too can now reflect quite happily :hi:
I think thats quite important :hi:

Offline Roadster

« Reply #8934 on: August 16, 2022, 11:33:08 am »

Offline Punterperson1971

« Reply #8935 on: August 16, 2022, 11:35:44 am »
She looks like she’s fell in a tin of varnish 😂😂😂

Offline Thecunninglinguist

« Reply #8936 on: August 16, 2022, 02:55:48 pm »
The third pic on her profile page she must be phoning her dealer. Her drug crack kit is in her hand, she must have run out.

Offline CheninBlanc77

« Reply #8937 on: August 17, 2022, 08:44:57 am »
Quote from: MonkeyMarco on July 25, 2022, 08:44:12 pm
Surprised this hasn’t been posted yet…

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Jeeez, to fuck this one you need a condom to cover all your body, not only the willy! :dash: :scare:

Offline filthyscotslover

« Reply #8938 on: August 17, 2022, 02:21:03 pm »
Still my favourite thread on this site. Some of these women are fucking grim !

Offline mr.bluesky

« Reply #8939 on: August 17, 2022, 07:01:39 pm »
Looking at some of these pictures posted is beginning to give me nightmares  :scare:  :D

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« Reply #8940 on: August 17, 2022, 07:29:42 pm »
Quote from: CheninBlanc77 on July 27, 2022, 08:58:54 am
Fuck me! This one almost made me throw up my coffee   :vomit:
Is it wrong that I want to ruin that?

Offline versace

« Reply #8941 on: August 17, 2022, 07:32:21 pm »
Quote from: Ali Katt on August 17, 2022, 07:29:42 pm
Is it wrong that I want to ruin that?

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Offline myothernameis

« Reply #8942 on: August 17, 2022, 08:10:48 pm »

Offline Asmodeus

« Reply #8943 on: August 18, 2022, 01:54:28 pm »
Quote from: Ali Katt on August 17, 2022, 07:29:42 pm
Is it wrong that I want to ruin that?


Fill your boots mate... TOFTT and report back!

Offline bossanova

« Reply #8944 on: September 12, 2022, 06:02:48 pm »

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« Reply #8945 on: September 12, 2022, 06:19:41 pm »
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What's wrong with this one? She got the Walkie-Talkie, The Axon Body Cam (Terrible Position BTW). Her eyebrows look a bit weird to me... Plus, she looks confused as fuck there...

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« Reply #8946 on: September 12, 2022, 06:26:48 pm »
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What's wrong with this one? She got the Walkie-Talkie, The Axon Body Cam (Terrible Position BTW). Her eyebrows look a bit weird to me... Plus, she looks confused as fuck there...

I guess the police uniform is far to real

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« Reply #8947 on: September 12, 2022, 07:18:05 pm »

Offline fastcar669

« Reply #8948 on: September 12, 2022, 10:49:18 pm »
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Be afraid, be very afraid

Offline theaccountant

« Reply #8949 on: September 12, 2022, 10:57:18 pm »
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Be afraid, be very afraid

Why would someone use their mugshot or crime watch photo as a profile picture  :lol:
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