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Offline Thecunninglinguist

« Reply #8850 on: February 04, 2022, 07:38:40 pm »
Quote from: anon1989 on February 04, 2022, 04:55:58 pm
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RO could be interesting. Looks like something leaks a bit? (Maybe she just tells you she's a squirter?)

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« Reply #8851 on: February 04, 2022, 07:43:22 pm »
Fair play to the old gal. At least she has the "balls" to give it a go and earn some Dosh. No doubt there will be a base of customers who are attracted to her profile. Like I say she will be laughing all the way to the bank

Offline Prifessionallondinguy

« Reply #8852 on: February 05, 2022, 12:11:11 am »
Quote from: shed on February 04, 2022, 07:43:22 pm
Fair play to the old gal. At least she has the "balls" to give it a go and earn some Dosh. No doubt there will be a base of customers who are attracted to her profile. Like I say she will be laughing all the way to the bank
Mi doubt she’s made a million through bookings.  :D

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« Reply #8853 on: February 05, 2022, 07:41:19 am »
Quote from: Thecunninglinguist on February 04, 2022, 07:38:40 pm
RO could be interesting. Looks like something leaks a bit? (Maybe she just tells you she's a squirter?)


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She may even let you have one of her pads by the looks of it.  :(

Offline Ghost89

« Reply #8854 on: February 05, 2022, 09:51:51 am »
Grim……just grim. Would be like parting a cheese toastie.

Offline Philmeboots

« Reply #8855 on: February 05, 2022, 10:13:10 am »
A cheddar cheese toastie looking at her location...I'll get my coat

Offline Asmodeus

« Reply #8856 on: February 05, 2022, 02:31:30 pm »
Quote from: shed on February 04, 2022, 07:43:22 pm
Fair play to the old gal. At least she has the "balls" to give it a go and earn some Dosh. No doubt there will be a base of customers who are attracted to her profile. Like I say she will be laughing all the way to the bank

Hmmm, that's my fetish... I would certainly TOFTT 😍

I'm 7 years too young though... FFS 😞

Plus Cheddar is a bit far away from the SE... still would willingly do a road trip for a taste...

Offline Thecunninglinguist

« Reply #8857 on: February 06, 2022, 12:06:43 am »

You can look for yourself. I'm not spoiling your Sunday breakfast.
Just starting, get it whilst it's fresh!

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Offline Prifessionallondinguy

« Reply #8858 on: February 06, 2022, 05:35:53 am »
Quote from: Thecunninglinguist on February 06, 2022, 12:06:43 am
You can look for yourself. I'm not spoiling your Sunday breakfast.
Just starting, get it whilst it's fresh!

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She’s taken great effort to hide her gash. At least she’s conscientious.

Offline Kamilondon

« Reply #8859 on: February 06, 2022, 02:11:42 pm »
Quote from: Thecunninglinguist on February 06, 2022, 12:06:43 am
You can look for yourself. I'm not spoiling your Sunday breakfast.
Just starting, get it whilst it's fresh!

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And she’s only charging £100 ph! Bargain 😶
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« Reply #8860 on: February 06, 2022, 02:45:28 pm »
Quote from: Thecunninglinguist on February 06, 2022, 12:06:43 am
You can look for yourself. I'm not spoiling your Sunday breakfast.
Just starting, get it whilst it's fresh!


What exactly is going on here



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Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #8861 on: February 06, 2022, 04:42:36 pm »

Offline Nagilum

« Reply #8862 on: February 06, 2022, 04:54:06 pm »
Quote from: myothernameis on February 06, 2022, 02:45:28 pm

What exactly is going on here



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54? I think she missed a digit or 2

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« Reply #8863 on: February 24, 2022, 11:58:08 pm »
Getting strong Aphex Twin 'Windowlicker' vibes here: External Link/Members Only

Offline Tomcat

« Reply #8864 on: February 25, 2022, 02:03:33 am »
Quote from: sparkus on February 24, 2022, 11:58:08 pm
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Ok sparkus you got me, I had her in bay tree hotel E15 couple of years ago.

Offline Asmodeus

« Reply #8865 on: February 25, 2022, 08:51:55 am »
Quote from: Tomcat on February 25, 2022, 02:03:33 am
Ok sparkus you got me, I had her in bay tree hotel E15 couple of years ago.

Lmfao 🤣  was she "exotic"? Whatever the fuck that means 🤣

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« Reply #8866 on: February 25, 2022, 09:23:51 am »
Quote from: Tomcat on February 25, 2022, 02:03:33 am
Ok sparkus you got me, I had her in bay tree hotel E15 couple of years ago.

Quite possibly the worst place to punt on the planet.

Offline KerachiDope

« Reply #8867 on: March 23, 2022, 11:50:41 am »
This sweetheart is near Gainsborough
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Offline Ghost89

« Reply #8868 on: March 23, 2022, 02:49:36 pm »
Quote from: KerachiDope on March 23, 2022, 11:50:41 am
This sweetheart is near Gainsborough
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She’s a big hairy unit that one. At least we know Sasquatch exists.

Offline Asmodeus

« Reply #8869 on: March 23, 2022, 02:52:12 pm »
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Offline james1989

« Reply #8870 on: March 23, 2022, 03:26:03 pm »

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Offline bob1

« Reply #8872 on: March 31, 2022, 12:02:02 am »
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This young "lady" has got quite a whiff of bloke about "her"  im not going to find out though.
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Offline JontyR

« Reply #8873 on: March 31, 2022, 01:17:13 am »
Quote from: bob1 on March 31, 2022, 12:02:02 am
This young "lady" has got quite a whiff of bloke about "her"  im not going to find out though.

Don't know about bloke, I'm getting essence of hippo.

Offline KerachiDope

« Reply #8874 on: March 31, 2022, 09:42:46 am »
Quote from: bob1 on March 31, 2022, 12:02:02 am
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This young "lady" has got quite a whiff of bloke about "her"  im not going to find out though.
I don’t know mate. That bodacious ass looks tantalizing and her prices are just right. Tempting.

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #8875 on: April 06, 2022, 10:43:39 am »
Quote from: bob1 on March 31, 2022, 12:02:02 am
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This young "lady" has got quite a whiff of bloke about "her"  im not going to find out though.
Panamanian
I wonder what her canals are like?

Offline DouglasReynholm

« Reply #8876 on: April 08, 2022, 09:24:32 am »
Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on April 06, 2022, 10:43:39 am
Panamanian
I wonder what her canals are like?
Your typing isn't what it once was old chap: you added a c.

Even if she's a bloke, she's too pretty for this thread IMHO (In My Heterosexual Opinion).

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #8877 on: April 08, 2022, 09:34:44 am »
Quote from: DouglasReynholm on April 08, 2022, 09:24:32 am
Your typing isn't what it once was old chap: you added a c.

Even if she's a bloke, she's too pretty for this thread IMHO (In My Heterosexual Opinion).
her nationality is Panamanian, hence canals!

Offline Bonkers_2021

« Reply #8878 on: June 03, 2022, 11:43:30 am »

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« Reply #8879 on: June 03, 2022, 11:58:20 am »
Quote from: Bonkers_2021 on June 03, 2022, 11:43:30 am
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Just WTAF?!

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The spray tan looks like 2 pack and clearcoat, Got feedback, WTF makes you look at that and pay it for sex  :unknown:
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Offline spiralnotebook

« Reply #8880 on: June 03, 2022, 12:20:41 pm »
Please .  .  .   No more....

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Offline Kamilondon

« Reply #8881 on: June 03, 2022, 12:58:21 pm »
Quote from: Bonkers_2021 on June 03, 2022, 11:43:30 am
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Just WTAF?!

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Ahhhh finally ! A real British beauty ! And only 180 ph …
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Offline shed

« Reply #8882 on: June 03, 2022, 07:14:08 pm »
Quote from: Bonkers_2021 on June 03, 2022, 11:43:30 am
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Just WTAF?!

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Maybe you could visit and post your first review. Great way for you to gain some credibility  :sarcastic:

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« Reply #8883 on: June 03, 2022, 07:22:07 pm »

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« Reply #8884 on: June 03, 2022, 07:54:46 pm »
Quote from: shed on June 03, 2022, 07:14:08 pm

Maybe you could visit and post your first review. Great way for you to gain some credibility  :sarcastic:
Don’t think there will be a chance of him doing it

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« Reply #8885 on: June 03, 2022, 11:07:31 pm »

Offline Stevelondon

« Reply #8886 on: June 04, 2022, 08:40:00 am »
DaintyEnglishViolet……… I just don’t get why she should feel the need to
put that many pictures up in her gallery. Do we as punters really spend time looking at hundreds of images. ?

Offline sim0256

« Reply #8887 on: June 04, 2022, 09:36:00 am »
Have a look at her revues/ratings and see what some people say , personally not for me but shes popular with some .

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« Reply #8888 on: June 04, 2022, 10:28:50 am »
Quote from: Stevelondon on June 04, 2022, 08:40:00 am
DaintyEnglishViolet……… I just don’t get why she should feel the need to
put that many pictures up in her gallery. Do we as punters really spend time looking at hundreds of images. ?


Ask mace-window..!!  :thumbsdown:

Offline sim0256

« Reply #8889 on: June 04, 2022, 02:44:52 pm »
Looking at some of these and I've only seen a few , and do not intend to do any more, I ask in there a 'Punters Protection League' I can join.?

If cats can have  one then surely we deserve one .

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« Reply #8890 on: June 05, 2022, 09:30:38 pm »

Offline Bonkers_2021

« Reply #8891 on: June 06, 2022, 12:19:16 pm »
Quote from: lillythesavage on June 03, 2022, 11:58:20 am
The spray tan looks like 2 pack and clearcoat, Got feedback, WTF makes you look at that and pay it for sex  :unknown:


Lol! God knows. I'll hold back anything derogatory as it's a public forum - something to do with Mordor though

Offline Bonkers_2021

« Reply #8892 on: June 06, 2022, 12:20:28 pm »
Quote from: shed on June 03, 2022, 07:14:08 pm

Maybe you could visit and post your first review. Great way for you to gain some credibility  :sarcastic:

This would not give me cred, it would probably put me off punting for life and send me into alcoholism! Haha

Offline Plan R

« Reply #8893 on: June 26, 2022, 10:57:17 am »
What has she done to her gob ?
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* Bad Photoshop ?
* Bad Plastic Surgery ?
* Ronald McDonald is transitioning ?
 (I'll have fries with that)

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« Reply #8894 on: June 26, 2022, 11:16:55 am »
Quote from: Plan R on June 26, 2022, 10:57:17 am
What has she done to her gob ?
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* Bad Photoshop ?
* Bad Plastic Surgery ?
* Ronald McDonald is transitioning ?
 (I'll have fries with that)

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Offline jlike

« Reply #8895 on: June 28, 2022, 04:50:24 pm »
Pete Burns special look.

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« Reply #8896 on: July 01, 2022, 11:34:25 pm »
Think this one will have to get another job by the end of the week :dash: :dash:
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« Reply #8897 on: July 01, 2022, 11:37:13 pm »
Quote from: MrMatrix on July 01, 2022, 11:34:25 pm
Think this one will have to get another job by the end of the week :dash: :dash:
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Her hands look like a blokes.

Also says age 39 in the description but 50 at the bottom... I know which one I'm believing!!

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« Reply #8898 on: July 01, 2022, 11:40:47 pm »
Quote from: The0neAnd0nly on July 01, 2022, 11:37:13 pm
Her hands look like a blokes.

Also says age 39 in the description but 50 at the bottom... I know which one I'm believing!!
You wouldnt want them caressing your old boy, thats for sure :scare: :scare:
In a previous life she was probably a builder :D

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« Reply #8899 on: July 01, 2022, 11:42:48 pm »
Quote from: MrMatrix on July 01, 2022, 11:34:25 pm
Think this one will have to get another job by the end of the week :dash: :dash:
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We all need to check her Hot Private Gallery

What hot private gallery, dont see one  :D
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