The worst escort picture challenge

[Horizontal pleasures]

that is just hideous 

maybe when you are over 70 your tastes might change. She is too far away for me to meet her for the team.

[JB1969]

I really see nothing exciting in this picture;

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Oh that is rough, imagine being stabbed on your way out

[Horizontal pleasures]

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she used a bicycle pump?

[KentAde]

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she used a bicycle pump?

I beat you to it  there's another thread about those horrendous mounds here...

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=19951.0

[Ali Katt]

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she used a bicycle pump?

Would be attractive if she didn't have tatts and wasn't a barebacking skank.

[Horizontal pleasures]

Would be attractive if she didn't have tatts and wasn't a barebacking skank.

Not to my tasted so whatever your taste enjoy it, but indeed she wasn't a barebacking skank according to her profile

[Ali Katt]

Not to my tasted so whatever your taste enjoy it, but indeed she wasn't a barebacking skank according to her profile

Her movies say otherwise. Anyone that openly promotes it either in PG or movies, whether they offer it as a like or not are sending out the wrong message.

[shaunogg]

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she's hidden her identification photo! but put this cracker as her profile picture.

FFS

[yantob27]

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she's hidden her identification photo! but put this cracker as her profile picture.

FFS

The pimps are getting stupid now. She is, of course, a Romanian. I suspect this is a placeholder and the profile will change from a homely Roma skank in a tracksuit to some purloined glamour photo any day now. Bookers will still see the original of course.

[KentAde]

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she's hidden her identification photo! but put this cracker as her profile picture.

FFS

She looks happy! 

[JB1969]

Ha I love this thread.

[Horizontal pleasures]

Ha I love this thread.

me too, it provides my hotlist, especially if I can travel.

[mh]

me too, it provides my hotlist, especially if I can travel.

      ...and for any newcomers, although I am laughing he most definitely isn't joking

[JB1969]

me too, it provides my hotlist, especially if I can travel.

  HP you are a one of a kind and I mean that sincerely 

[rudolph hucker]

She looks happy! 

Looks like a police mug shot

[wristjob]

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She's got no mouth

[KentAde]

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She's got no mouth

LOL.....FAQs > "Can I buy you a gift"?  ...yes, a mouth! 

[CurvyKinkyVixen]

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She's got no mouth

Oh dear...Its that super pale lipstick that's the problem . Shame she picked a bad pic as she looks really pretty otherwise.

[Flemstone]

No mouth? Install a removable eye.

[CurvyKinkyVixen]

I hate being nasty but WTF!!!!  Look how dirty that wall is and the color of those pillows, and the color between her thighs are the same as around her eyes.  Fucking nasty

If your going to do foot fetish pics , you need to have nice pedicured feet !!
Those toenails are scary , ones all jagged and sharp looking . eeek 

the pics havent "quoted" , but I am speaking of the pics JB1969 is commenting on

[Corus Boy]

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She's got no mouth

It would like being married!!!!!!!!!

A BJ is out of the question

[CatBBW]

No mouth? Install a removable eye.

And then she can wink you off.

[like_mature]

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Where do you start!!!!

Don't offer to take her on a dinner date, it may become expensive!!

[KentAde]

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Where do you start!!!!

Don't offer to take her on a dinner date, it may become expensive!!

You start nowhere....just don't even go there! LOL.....

[Horizontal pleasures]

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Where do you start!!!!

Don't offer to take her on a dinner date, it may become expensive!!

GORGEOUS but just as well for my wallet that she is far away.

[Ali Katt]

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Where do you start!!!!

Don't offer to take her on a dinner date, it may become expensive!!

With her elbow raised it sort of looks like she has three breasts.

[berksboy]

looking at the one above and most of the others just how do you get in to that sort of sate ? dont you see just how fat you are getting and stop eating so much ? i just dont get it at all and as for thinking its sexy 

[myothernameis]

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Where do you start!!!!

Don't offer to take her on a dinner date, it may become expensive!!

Is she a she, or is she a he, what that bulging below here stomach, looks like a ball sach

[accylad]

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she used a bicycle pump?

Yeah, I stumbled across that one. Bizarre isn't it ? Why some women want to inflate their tits beyoung all proportion is beyond me.

[accylad]

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Where do you start!!!!

Don't offer to take her on a dinner date, it may become expensive!!

She'd eat your dinner as well 

[Thrasymachus]

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Where do you start?

The size of a walrus
A face only the Elephant Man could love
She's really expensive at £35 an hour
A wonderful command of the English language

It's not a surprise to find out that her favourite food is pizza and her favourite drink is coke.  Maybe cut out the pizza and coke love and you might begin to stop resembling something out of a David Attenborough nature documentary on whales

[rnrn636]

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Go for it HP 

 

[Horizontal pleasures]

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Go for it HP

thanks mate, no chance to get myself up to Sheffield. I wish I could as nobody like this where I am.

[dilettante]

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Where do you start?

The size of a walrus
A face only the Elephant Man could love
She's really expensive at £35 an hour
A wonderful command of the English language

It's not a surprise to find out that her favourite food is pizza and her favourite drink is coke.  Maybe cut out the pizza and coke love and you might begin to stop resembling something out of a David Attenborough nature documentary on whales

Maybe they should have to prove they're capable of getting picked up in a nightclub before being allowed to register on AW ...

... and Χαιρε ω Θρασυμοχε, πως εχεις? - or "Thrash Me Knackers" as we used to call it, you obviously did Greek at school too!! ;-)

[Thrasymachus]

Maybe they should have to prove they're capable of getting picked up in a nightclub before being allowed to register on AW ...

... and Χαιρε ω Θρασυμοχε, πως εχεις? - or "Thrash Me Knackers" as we used to call it, you obviously did Greek at school too!! ;-)

I didn't study Greek at school unfortunately.  The closest I got to studying about Greece was when one of the modules of my history degree was on Ancient Greece

I don't remember how I happened upon using Thrasymachus as my username.  Somehow it's just become a name that I find easy to remember

[wristjob]

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I'm not even going to comment on those pictures.

[Riot Doll]

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I'm not even going to comment on those pictures.

The vagina close-ups look very similar to the pictures I saw last week after typing 'gender reassignment male to female' into google... I'm sure she's a lovely woman, but these photos aren't exactly flattering. My advice would be to at least invest in a good push-up bra, and maybe use a razor that isn't rusty!

[JB1969]

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I'm not even going to comment on those pictures.

I have to ask... WHY? Why did you feel the need to do this to us this early in the morning 

I was going to punt today, think I have just changed my mind. lol

[KentAde]

Why is it a lot of the fat slags do bareback? 

[SirPhilipXX]

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I'm not even going to comment on those pictures.

If those are her profile photos, just imagine what is in her private gallery 

Maybe some tasteful close-ups of her caesarian scar?

No, I wont be checking them out

[Riprock]

Funnily enough, i didn't get any wood looking at these pix.

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[theotherside]

I suggest after going through this thread then going on to this website to cleanse your eyes!

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[CatBBW]

Just browsing the cam profiles tonight...

and....

WARNING!! Not to be viewed while eating!!

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SHe's in Private cam mode as I type! Poo pic might be fakery, but still made me heave - and that takes some doing...

 

[gmoney69]

Poo pic might be fakery

haha, youve just shattered some poor guys fantasy. But yeah her poor is too yellow, i wonder what shes been eating

poo+sex=wtf!

[JB1969]

She is in the phillipines I guess that is the color of their poo or peanut butter, anybody care to spread some on their toast this morning. Hahaha

[Stapler]

Look at this little belter!

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[Horizontal pleasures]

Look at this little belter!

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she does look very happy and what a gorgeous belly, but where on earth is Sandwell?

[KentAde]

Look at this little belter!

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Coorrrrr.....I'm rock hard now! May have to rush to the loo................to puke! 

[Stapler]

she does look very happy and what a gorgeous belly, but where on earth is Sandwell?


Are you serious?!))))))))

Well, if you want to visit her, Sandwell is a metropolitan borough in the Black Country, which is made up of six towns - Oldbury, Rowley Regis, Smethwick, Tipton, Wednesbury and West Bromwich - about 6 miles west of Birmingham.

[cherry-delight]

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