The worst escort picture challenge

[KentAde]

Not sure if this has been posted before, but here goes......

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Hmmmm...lovely first pic in the Gallery! 

[Horizontal pleasures]

Not sure if this has been posted before, but here goes......

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Hmmmm...lovely first pic in the Gallery! 

terrific yet also terrifying

[Rochdull lad]

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Hmmmm...lovely first pic in the Gallery! 

I couldn't get the "Teddy Bears' Picnic" out of my mind: "If you go down to the woods today, you're sure of a big surprise!!"

[Ali Katt]

be like riding kevin the teenager from the fast show

Kevin the Teenager was in Harry Enfield and Chums, the pre-runner to Fast Show, but she is a dead ringer for him. The pictures of her playing the guitar - it's a guitar hero guitar, not a real one and her tatts look like doodles in a school text book, but if she was a size 8 and in my area I would be tempted to have a go.

[mh]

I couldn't get the "Teddy Bears' Picnic" out of my mind: "If you go down to the woods today, you're sure of a big surprise!!"

a REALLY BIG surprise...

Her profile name is frightening enough.

[rudolph hucker]

I couldn't get the "Teddy Bears' Picnic" out of my mind: "If you go down to the woods today, you're sure of a big surprise!!"

Like meeting a sasquatch....

[Simplysimon]

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[Ali Katt]

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And that's supposed to get her bookings.

[Persie]

is there a way I can upload an actual picture or do I always have to link it to a website?

[JB1969]

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WTF £130 to shag a butch lesbian.

[Ali Katt]

A drag queen:
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[dandaley]

I couldn't get the "Teddy Bears' Picnic" out of my mind: "If you go down to the woods today, you're sure of a big surprise!!"

obviously his trip to the woods was scary  "If you go down in the woods today you better not go alone"

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[ALyons]

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[csmith]

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not trying to be funny but i cant actually work out what part of the human body this bit is on her, not the dildo obviously, External Link/Members Only+

[JB1969]

not trying to be funny but i cant actually work out what part of the human body this bit is on her, not the dildo obviously, External Link/Members Only+

Haha was just about to ask the same thing...  Looked at it from all angles and still none the wiser.

[csmith]

Haha was just about to ask the same thing...  Looked at it from all angles and still none the wiser.

we should maybe send the pic off to the labs for further analysis.

[Reiver]

From the top stomach , roll of fat above the fanny then fanny

[CatBBW]

not trying to be funny but i cant actually work out what part of the human body this bit is on her, not the dildo obviously, External Link/Members Only+

It's belly, then hairy bit is mound of Venus (pad of fat above the pussy lips), then fanny lips with the dildo going in her hole. The pic is the right way up.

[Ali Katt]

It's belly, then hairy bit is mound of Venus (pad of fat above the pussy lips), then fanny lips with the dildo going in her hole. The pic is the right way up.

Either that or it's a guy with elephantiasis of the bollocks and a dildo up his arse. It obviously isn't.

[csmith]

It's belly, then hairy bit is mound of Venus (pad of fat above the pussy lips), then fanny lips with the dildo going in her hole. The pic is the right way up.

i'm still not convinced, that hairy bit is fairly disturbing.

[KentAde]

And that's supposed to get her bookings.

 

[KentAde]

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That is fucking gross! Sorry.....totally wrong....  

[JB1969]

It's belly, then hairy bit is mound of Venus (pad of fat above the pussy lips), then fanny lips with the dildo going in her hole. The pic is the right way up.

Well then what is the hairy bit under the dildo?

[CatBBW]

i'm still not convinced, that hairy bit is fairly disturbing.

It's just an extremely fat mound of venus. If you've ever watched Embarrassing Bodies, you'll have seen a few of them.

[CatBBW]

Well then what is the hairy bit under the dildo?

The start of her arse cheek.

[Horizontal pleasures]

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my only problem with this lady a few months ago is that she did not reply to my emails. Now the opportunity to get to Essex has gone.

[Horizontal pleasures]

She looks a right dummy!

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[blackburnian]

She looks a right dummy!

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HP are you ok ????  - i clicked on the link & didn't want to vomit !!!! She's actually not bad - well i'd shag her anyway.

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[Corus Boy]

HP are you ok ????  - i clicked on the link & didn't want to vomit !!!! She's actually not bad - well i'd shag her anyway.

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She looks nice enough but her "Enjoys" list would put me off!

[blackburnian]

She looks nice enough but her "Enjoys" list would put me off!

Should have known there was a catch with one of HP's reccs!!! Didn't realise she was a barebacker.

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[Horizontal pleasures]

HP are you ok ????  - i clicked on the link & didn't want to vomit !!!! She's actually not bad - well i'd shag her anyway.
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that was of course not the point, it was the dummy, who would want to snog a lady who had one of those in her mouth, a weird photo in my opinion.

[KentAde]

that was of course not the point, it was the dummy, who would want to snog a lady who had one of those in her mouth, a weird photo in my opinion.

Maybe I am missing something, but can't see any dodgy or weird pics, only a hot looking young lady?!....   

[Tailpipe]

Maybe I am missing something, but can't see any dodgy or weird pics, only a hot looking young lady?!....   

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Three hoties all £80 an hour a younger man would go and bang all three .

[finn5555]

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She has to be the fattest pro$$ie on AW 

[jsparky]

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All barebacker and 27 yrs old, I smell something fishy here?

[Horizontal pleasures]

Maybe I am missing something, but can't see any dodgy or weird pics, only a hot looking young lady?!....   

look at her mouth

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All barebacker and 27 yrs old, I smell something fishy here?

Fishy? Scratch & Sniff ....
BV, bacterial vaginosis

[Tailpipe]

She has to be the fattest pro$$ie on AW 

That is a proper rotter 

[Horizontal pleasures]

bedbugs?
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I think she has got a second profile although here she is 24 and before she was 30 and these are different socks but it is surely Carla again?

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[CatBBW]

I think she has got a second profile although here she is 24 and before she was 30 and these are different socks but it is surely Carla again?

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Just looked and the other Carla didn't do BJs. And her grammar/punctuation was a lot better.

[Mystique46m]

Are those new socks, or JUST THE WHITE ONES GOTTEN SOOOOO FILTHY........

[CatBBW]

I think she has got a second profile although here she is 24 and before she was 30 and these are different socks but it is surely Carla again?

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[berksboy]

   So there is a God after all ! as looking at her once was once to much.

[enigma247]

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[Corus Boy]

I really see nothing exciting in this picture;

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[Roland D Hay]

This lovely could be yours for only £70

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[dandaley]

This lovely could be yours for only £70

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that is just hideous 

[yantob27]

I really see nothing exciting in this picture;

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I could do, if I was feeling in one of my more perverted moods, however, I suspect the profile is exists to wind up her ex.

[yantob27]

This lovely could be yours for only £70

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Offers bareback, CIM, however, is the dreaded "at discretion". 

One for HP, me thinks.

[broksonic]

This lovely could be yours for only £70

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People must be so desperate to even want to book that tub of lard