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Offline KentAde

Not sure if this has been posted before, but here goes......

https://www.adultwork.com/709040 or https://www.adultwork.com/spunk%5Ffilledmilf26

Hmmmm...lovely first pic in the Gallery!  :vomit:

Not sure if this has been posted before, but here goes......

https://www.adultwork.com/709040 or https://www.adultwork.com/spunk%5Ffilledmilf26

Hmmmm...lovely first pic in the Gallery!  :vomit:
terrific yet also terrifying

Not sure if this has been posted before, but here goes......

https://www.adultwork.com/709040 or https://www.adultwork.com/spunk%5Ffilledmilf26

Hmmmm...lovely first pic in the Gallery!  :vomit:

I couldn't get the "Teddy Bears' Picnic" out of my mind: "If you go down to the woods today, you're sure of a big surprise!!" :vomit:

Offline Ali Katt

be like riding kevin the teenager from the fast show
Kevin the Teenager was in Harry Enfield and Chums, the pre-runner to Fast Show, but she is a dead ringer for him. The pictures of her playing the guitar - it's a guitar hero guitar, not a real one and her tatts look like doodles in a school text book, but if she was a size 8 and in my area I would be tempted to have a go.

Offline mh

I couldn't get the "Teddy Bears' Picnic" out of my mind: "If you go down to the woods today, you're sure of a big surprise!!" :vomit:

a REALLY BIG surprise...

Her profile name is frightening enough.

I couldn't get the "Teddy Bears' Picnic" out of my mind: "If you go down to the woods today, you're sure of a big surprise!!" :vomit:

Like meeting a sasquatch.... :scare:



Offline Persie

is there a way I can upload an actual picture or do I always have to link it to a website?
Banning reason: Stalking prossies on Facebook and threatening to out them

Offline JB1969

Banning reason: Accused and highly suspected of being "DeliciousMsDee" prossie posing as punter


Offline dandaley

I couldn't get the "Teddy Bears' Picnic" out of my mind: "If you go down to the woods today, you're sure of a big surprise!!" :vomit:

obviously his trip to the woods was scary  :scare: "If you go down in the woods today you better not go alone"

https://www.adultwork.com/ViewFieldReport.asp?FRID=82123



Offline JB1969

not trying to be funny but i cant actually work out what part of the human body this bit is on her, not the dildo obviously, https://www.adultwork.com/dlgViewGImage.asp?Image=3068085.jpg&SN=11&Description=love+big+cock+up+me+

Haha was just about to ask the same thing...  Looked at it from all angles and still none the wiser.
Banning reason: Accused and highly suspected of being "DeliciousMsDee" prossie posing as punter

Offline csmith

Haha was just about to ask the same thing...  Looked at it from all angles and still none the wiser.

we should maybe send the pic off to the labs for further analysis.

Offline Reiver

From the top stomach , roll of fat above the fanny then fanny

Offline CatBBW

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not trying to be funny but i cant actually work out what part of the human body this bit is on her, not the dildo obviously, https://www.adultwork.com/dlgViewGImage.asp?Image=3068085.jpg&SN=11&Description=love+big+cock+up+me+

It's belly, then hairy bit is mound of Venus (pad of fat above the pussy lips), then fanny lips with the dildo going in her hole. The pic is the right way up.

Offline Ali Katt

It's belly, then hairy bit is mound of Venus (pad of fat above the pussy lips), then fanny lips with the dildo going in her hole. The pic is the right way up.
Either that or it's a guy with elephantiasis of the bollocks and a dildo up his arse. It obviously isn't.

Offline csmith

It's belly, then hairy bit is mound of Venus (pad of fat above the pussy lips), then fanny lips with the dildo going in her hole. The pic is the right way up.

i'm still not convinced, that hairy bit is fairly disturbing.



Offline JB1969

It's belly, then hairy bit is mound of Venus (pad of fat above the pussy lips), then fanny lips with the dildo going in her hole. The pic is the right way up.

Well then what is the hairy bit under the dildo?
Banning reason: Accused and highly suspected of being "DeliciousMsDee" prossie posing as punter

Offline CatBBW

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i'm still not convinced, that hairy bit is fairly disturbing.

It's just an extremely fat mound of venus. If you've ever watched Embarrassing Bodies, you'll have seen a few of them.

Offline CatBBW

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Well then what is the hairy bit under the dildo?

The start of her arse cheek.


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