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Offline Tailpipe

Must have been a boring one in the series - looks to me that even when she BenDs over there's no access possible...


Bag of flour over it see which bits get wet first  :scare: Its a fucking silo  :crazy:


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Offline mh

Thank you, Flemstone. Bang-up job!

 :vomit: Thanks, KN, I had missed that page of the thread until you reposted the image. Now my eyes are destroyed and my soul almost vanquished.



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Offline mh

Cannot be unseen   :vomit:  :D

I am concerned about George G seeing this picture. I worry he might demand a higher resolution version for A3 poster printing.

Flemstone

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Only thing missing from the pic is a cat staring at Galloways arsehole.

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Only thing missing from the pic is a cat staring at Galloways arsehole.


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poor cat - traumatised by the experience

Offline hendrix

Only thing missing from the pic is a cat staring at Galloways arsehole.

You're definitely coming along to my next MMMMMMMFF or whatever party. :lol:

Flemstone

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Cheers mate. I've just had another shit punt. Surprised?

Hyborean

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Cheers mate. I've just had another shit punt. Surprised?

No better way to console yourself than getting quietly shitfaced and offloading on UKP!  :drinks:

Steviethestud

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Terrifying but at the same time...she's pretty damn hot for her age.


For her age she is really hit and a damn sight fitter than a load of younger birds . :rolleyes:

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Who wouldn't find this appealing...

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Looks like my friend - he's got legs and trainers like that!



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« Last Edit: November 10, 2013, 05:49:35 pm by potato »

Offline berksboy

  Well at "only" £120 per hr you get a lot of girl for your money !

  Just a shame its all as RAF

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Hot off the press, fresh new entrant.....

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That is horrific.

She is calling herself a bbw. Nothing beautiful to see here she is just horrendously obese  :scare:

JB1969

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I like a voluptous woman but that is just really unappetising :vomit: with the short hair she could be a butch lesbian who probably sounds like Dot Cotton


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I hate being nasty but WTF!!!!  Look how dirty that wall is and the color of those pillows, and the color between her thighs are the same as around her eyes.  Fucking nasty
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Offline Sentinal

The most shocking part is that she has 5 positive reviews. If this isn't proof that adultwork feedback cannot be relied on I don't know what is.


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I'm fast losing my SSBBW status here! At this rate I will be demoted to the lowly ranks of the pool of general non-supersized fatties. More and more large ladies are taking up sex work, and they're often larger than me, as this one above is...damnit, I'm going to have to diversify...

Offline KentAde

I hate being nasty but WTF!!!!  Look how dirty that wall is and the color of those pillows, and the color between her thighs are the same as around her eyes.  Fucking nasty

Does bareback....  :vomit: if the walls and pillows are that dirty, imagine fucking it without a condom!  :scare:

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far from the worst but it's funny as you can see where they've photoshopped the image as the door frame and window pieces are warped and not paralell any more,
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So hot off the press that she is off the site already. 

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the issue for me is that she does not look as if she takes any pleasure in life, no smile. I like the larger ladies but only if they add to the sum of human happiness.

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sorry guys,  hope you've all had yer tea  :scare:
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grim grim grim grim!!

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sorry guys,  hope you've all had yer tea  :scare:
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grim grim grim grim!!

Check out her movies! Wants us to pay between £8 and £16! WTF...with a body like that?!  :scare:

Offline berksboy

   Well who the hell is going to pay to fuck it ?  :scare:

Offline hillingdonpete

She says she is 23 yo, I think she means 23 stone 


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I think we should have a challenge to see who has punted with the ugliest woman.

Simplysimon

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If we include the wives as ones we have punted (and let's be honest they charge more than £120/hour )then I'd win the poll hands down :(

enigma247

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Jesus, i feel ill, i know everyone has different tastes and as much as i love me c*ck I'd rather chop it off than put it in either of the Berkshire belles!! As for the punting challenge.. I don't know if my stomach can take much mire ;)

Offline hillingdonpete

I think we should have a challenge to see who has punted with the ugliest woman.

I would hope beyond hope that I would be last  :drinks:

Flemstone

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A got a great BJ off a real minger.

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Hairy !  Apparently she is shaved down below, might be an idea to go up a bit as well....


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« Last Edit: November 12, 2013, 02:39:27 pm by potato »

Offline Reiver

I think we should have a challenge to see who has punted with the ugliest woman.

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Not sure if this will work but if not look in North West and Cumbria. Her name is Berni666 and check the gallery

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Not sure if this will work but if not look in North West and Cumbria. Her name is Berni666 and check the gallery

Cor.......really wanna strum it with her! Must be a fag-breath aswell, as notice the lighter right by her phone!  :vomit:

Offline cleethorpe steamer

be like riding kevin the teenager from the fast show

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rather nice but this is The worst escort picture challenge and she may have a picture but she does not escort, you got me all excited for nothing.
She did escort but retired, shame she was one of the best punts I had and she was really nice and easy to get along with.

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