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Offline Heph

« Reply #7500 on: July 21, 2019, 12:46:50 am »
For the love of god, can we get an 'unsubscribe from thread' option?   :scare:

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« Reply #7501 on: July 21, 2019, 12:49:29 am »
Quote from: MrMatrix on July 20, 2019, 03:06:44 pm
I've looked at the profile and trust me YOU DON"T WANT TO LOOK AT THE PICTURES BETTER. Not for a second .  :scare: :scare:

Why did I have to look  :dash:

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« Reply #7502 on: July 21, 2019, 12:58:20 am »

Offline JayGatsby

« Reply #7503 on: July 21, 2019, 03:44:38 pm »
Well she is big and a woman

Not sure about the other B

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #7504 on: July 25, 2019, 08:45:20 am »
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the belly laugh .... and the double chin which is visible when you click to enlarge

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« Reply #7505 on: July 25, 2019, 11:29:58 am »
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the belly laugh .... and the double chin which is visible when you click to enlarge

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Not going to put the picture up for those who may be of a nervous disposition but the profile pic of her pussy could only be described as having a "well used" look about it?

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #7506 on: July 25, 2019, 02:23:29 pm »
Quote from: Thecunninglinguist on July 25, 2019, 11:29:58 am
Not going to put the picture up for those who may be of a nervous disposition but the profile pic of her pussy could only be described as having a "well used" look about it?
I am going to put the picture up for those who may be of a randy disposition but the profile pic of her pussy could only be described as having a "well used" look about it, presumably well used by linguists.
Enjoy!

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Offline tynetunnel

« Reply #7507 on: July 25, 2019, 06:53:11 pm »
I can never unsee that  :vomit:

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« Reply #7508 on: July 26, 2019, 10:52:10 am »
Quote from: tynetunnel on July 25, 2019, 06:53:11 pm
I can never unsee that  :vomit:
THAT is the point of this thread.

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« Reply #7509 on: July 27, 2019, 02:05:22 am »

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« Reply #7511 on: July 27, 2019, 07:16:27 am »

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« Reply #7514 on: July 28, 2019, 08:43:17 am »
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Offline Thecunninglinguist

« Reply #7515 on: July 28, 2019, 10:35:01 am »
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Before you start do you have to squat opposite her on the floor and throw salt around?

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« Reply #7516 on: July 28, 2019, 03:14:37 pm »
Quote from: Thecunninglinguist on July 28, 2019, 10:35:01 am
Before you start do you have to squat opposite her on the floor and throw salt around?

Sorry, but I don't know the answer to that! :lol:
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Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #7517 on: July 28, 2019, 04:41:41 pm »
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« Reply #7518 on: July 28, 2019, 05:03:18 pm »
That last one is grim..... :vomit:

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« Reply #7519 on: July 28, 2019, 06:47:08 pm »
Quote from: MrMatrix on July 28, 2019, 05:03:18 pm
That last one is grim..... :vomit:
even grimmer if you click to enlarge!

Offline Landscape

« Reply #7520 on: July 28, 2019, 09:33:40 pm »
Quote from: Thecunninglinguist on July 28, 2019, 10:35:01 am
Before you start do you have to squat opposite her on the floor and throw salt around?

 :D

I get the sumo reference. Reckon that one could easily be a Sekiwake without too much trouble.

Offline Landscape

« Reply #7521 on: July 28, 2019, 09:35:45 pm »
Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on July 28, 2019, 04:41:41 pm
Now I don't mind spearing a whale once in a while but this is really a bit much

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I think this was her from this thread December 2018

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Mermaid ???  :scare:

Not sure I want to lift her tail  :scare:

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Good grief!   :scare:

The last time I saw something like that was in Dune.

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« Reply #7522 on: July 28, 2019, 10:34:39 pm »
Quote from: EastCoast Rambler on July 28, 2019, 03:14:37 pm
Sorry, but I don't know the answer to that! :lol:
As at the start of a Sumo bout?

Offline Bonker

« Reply #7523 on: July 29, 2019, 12:26:01 am »
Quote from: Thecunninglinguist on July 28, 2019, 10:35:01 am
Before you start do you have to squat opposite her on the floor and throw salt around?

Just lost my Buddhist faith.
And my dinner.
And my punting itch.

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #7524 on: July 29, 2019, 02:52:57 pm »
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Hidden Image/Members Only I just saw this in the prettiest girl thread DOH!
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« Reply #7525 on: July 31, 2019, 10:53:36 am »
This thread just keeps on giving.
I can't think of any better motivation than this for guys to work harder, be successful and earn more money so they can punt more attractive women. However... these gals aren't cheap: many are £100+/hr. In their areas, there must be more attractive SPs around at those sorts of prices so I can only assume that punters are choosing to bury their bones there. Probably to dig up in a year's time.

Offline PussyLover789

« Reply #7526 on: July 31, 2019, 06:16:18 pm »
I saw these pair of nasty looking tits on AW today  :vomit:

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« Reply #7527 on: July 31, 2019, 06:45:10 pm »
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« Reply #7530 on: July 31, 2019, 10:04:28 pm »

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« Reply #7532 on: August 01, 2019, 09:24:40 am »
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If they are her best bits , think what the face may be like... :scare: :scare: :scare: :scare:
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« Reply #7533 on: August 01, 2019, 02:38:08 pm »
Quote from: Landscape on July 28, 2019, 09:35:45 pm
Good grief!   :scare:

The last time I saw something like that was in Dune.

I think that you may have misinterpreted the photo.
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It is clear to me that a walrus had climbed up her fanny and was looking out of it.

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« Reply #7534 on: August 01, 2019, 07:39:29 pm »
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looking very grim and yes, she is from Grimsby!

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« Reply #7535 on: August 01, 2019, 08:27:55 pm »
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looking very grim and yes, she is from Grimsby!

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Would podge her!

Try this one...thread posted in the NW section...super silly photoshop!! Needs a close look but check the door!! Silly cow  :lol: External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

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« Reply #7536 on: August 01, 2019, 10:12:38 pm »
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Try this one...thread posted in the NW section...super silly photoshop!! Needs a close look but check the door!! Silly cow  :lol: External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

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:sarcastic: Hilarious!

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« Reply #7537 on: August 01, 2019, 10:15:20 pm »
her other pictures are just as funny, the cushioning on the headboard in one is suffering the same distortion, and in the other, if you ignore the door again, and look at her, she's literally blending into the wall on the left side  :lol: .......


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« Reply #7538 on: August 02, 2019, 01:47:09 pm »
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looking very grim and yes, she is from Grimsby!

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No need to question her intelligence as she admits in her profile that she is "thick".....

Offline Artorius of the Abyss

« Reply #7539 on: August 02, 2019, 07:54:00 pm »
As Vic Lewis-Smith called it : BOBFOC - body off Baywatch, face off crime watch. Not sure about the body either ....

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Offline Bonker

« Reply #7540 on: August 02, 2019, 11:35:20 pm »
The photo shopping is funny but the intention is to deceive us.
And some poor guys are being taken in.

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #7541 on: August 03, 2019, 03:54:23 pm »
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As Vic Lewis-Smith called it : BOBFOC - body off Baywatch, face off crime watch. Not sure about the body either ....

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phew
on AW since 2006!
Loads of +ve field reports but that photo makes her look like a witch.

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« Reply #7542 on: August 03, 2019, 05:49:47 pm »
Quote from: Artorius of the Abyss on August 02, 2019, 07:54:00 pm
As Vic Lewis-Smith called it : BOBFOC - body off Baywatch, face off crime watch. Not sure about the body either ....

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lol I thought it was a bloke

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« Reply #7543 on: August 04, 2019, 12:49:46 am »
Jesus!
Easyjet was bad enough already and now this.

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« Reply #7544 on: August 04, 2019, 07:28:22 pm »
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« Reply #7545 on: August 04, 2019, 10:11:50 pm »

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« Reply #7546 on: August 04, 2019, 10:17:14 pm »
Truly clapped, take your pick of the pics

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« Reply #7547 on: August 04, 2019, 10:46:22 pm »
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She has had a busy day in this pic.

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Check out all the £20's in the bottom right of the picture

Or if the link does not work the far right pic on the 5th row of the Gallery
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« Reply #7548 on: August 04, 2019, 11:54:13 pm »

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« Reply #7549 on: August 05, 2019, 07:09:57 am »
Quote from: Artorius of the Abyss on August 02, 2019, 07:54:00 pm
As Vic Lewis-Smith called it : BOBFOC - body off Baywatch, face off crime watch. Not sure about the body either ....

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Ugh
Looks like jools Holland mixed with Eric Sykes  :scare:
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