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Offline Bonker

« Reply #7450 on: June 25, 2019, 12:15:45 am »
I think it's a weird bloke

Offline woulddoanything

« Reply #7451 on: June 25, 2019, 07:48:20 pm »
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His gallery pics surely!!??  :scare:

Post-op. You can see the scars on the snapshot of one of her videos.

Offline Coriniumstud

« Reply #7452 on: June 25, 2019, 08:13:04 pm »
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She's really not that bad but takes a terrible picture on some of her gallery pics!!
Definitely a bloke before the sausage removal  :scare:

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« Reply #7453 on: June 25, 2019, 08:59:54 pm »
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Q. Do you have a car?
Forklift most likely.

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #7454 on: June 25, 2019, 09:51:30 pm »
I am a very passionate, intimate and intensely sexual young woman who is well skilled in offering a real girlfriend experience

GFE? haha
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« Reply #7455 on: June 25, 2019, 10:25:17 pm »
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Tranny face and BBW belly.
Needs to visit a dentist
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Don’t find her too bad if I’m honest. Once the lights are off and I’m taking her from behind

Offline dgussetierr

« Reply #7456 on: June 26, 2019, 01:03:32 pm »

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She is either hiding something under that wig, or she has a genuine cone head.

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« Reply #7457 on: June 26, 2019, 01:49:22 pm »
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She does face sitting apparently. Dear God  :scare:

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« Reply #7458 on: June 26, 2019, 01:52:51 pm »
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She does face sitting apparently. Dear God  :scare:

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one mans dear god is another umm umm umm.

Offline CheeseBoard

« Reply #7459 on: June 26, 2019, 04:54:20 pm »
This one has spent a fair bit of time setting up her profile.  Her pictures 'don't do her justice' I'm sure  :D

Also does face sitting, I hope for her sake she makes you sign a liability waiver.

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Offline freeze44

« Reply #7460 on: June 26, 2019, 05:01:10 pm »
Quote from: CheeseBoard on June 26, 2019, 04:54:20 pm
This one has spent a fair bit of time setting up her profile.  Her pictures 'don't do her justice' I'm sure  :D

Also does face sitting, I hope for her sake she makes you sign a liability waiver.

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Fucking hilarious  :lol: Thank god no hard sports or be a defo hazzard from that backside!!?!
Although bet its photoshopped...them pics taken to deceive!  :wackogirl:

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« Reply #7461 on: June 26, 2019, 10:23:14 pm »
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« Reply #7462 on: June 26, 2019, 10:34:39 pm »
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Imagine my disappointment and disgust when I discovered her gallery is full of "hot blonde" pics. Yuk!
She's batting 34-2-0 so she must be doing something ight

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #7463 on: July 03, 2019, 09:15:32 pm »
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depressed or drugged, the opposite of the upbeat words of the profile.

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Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #7464 on: July 03, 2019, 09:18:58 pm »
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avert your gaze? Or bring her another meat pie to suck?

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« Reply #7465 on: July 03, 2019, 09:28:32 pm »

Offline freeze44

« Reply #7466 on: July 03, 2019, 09:36:30 pm »

Offline Bonker

« Reply #7467 on: July 03, 2019, 11:12:39 pm »
Attila the Ho

Offline WhackDaddy

« Reply #7468 on: July 04, 2019, 05:06:25 pm »
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avert your gaze? Or bring her another meat pie to suck?

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Luna being the operative word bet when she bends over you can see the moon  :sarcastic:

Offline CheeseBoard

« Reply #7469 on: July 04, 2019, 07:06:34 pm »
This one has positive reviews on here.
Horses for courses I suppose.

Looks like the sort who easily steps in and pulls the plough when the horse is ill. Scary looking   :scare:

To be fair to her, if I broke down on the motorway with a flat tyre, I wouldn't need to get the jack out the boot

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Offline freeze44

« Reply #7470 on: July 04, 2019, 07:09:44 pm »
Quote from: CheeseBoard on July 04, 2019, 07:06:34 pm
This one has positive reviews on here.
Horses for courses I suppose.

Looks like the sort who easily steps in and pulls the plough when the horse is ill. Scary looking  :scare:

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As you say each to their own...£150 ph!!!!

All I'm seeing is Les Dawson.... :D

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« Reply #7471 on: July 04, 2019, 07:10:52 pm »
Quote from: freeze44 on July 04, 2019, 07:09:44 pm
As you say each to their own...£150 ph!!!!

All I'm seeing is Les Dawson.... :D
Well at least Les Dawson was funny. But theres nothing funny about that picture :vomit:

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #7472 on: July 04, 2019, 10:26:11 pm »
Quote from: CheeseBoard on July 04, 2019, 07:06:34 pm
This one has positive reviews on here.
Horses for courses I suppose.

Looks like the sort who easily steps in and pulls the plough when the horse is ill. Scary looking   :scare:

To be fair to her, if I broke down on the motorway with a flat tyre, I wouldn't need to get the jack out the boot

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aha
Mazule of Slough.
I saw her 4 years ago but plenty of other reviews
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=48543.msg635616#msg635616

Offline Bonker

« Reply #7473 on: July 05, 2019, 12:14:00 am »
Are the a and z silent?

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« Reply #7474 on: July 05, 2019, 12:28:32 pm »

Offline CheeseBoard

« Reply #7475 on: July 05, 2019, 02:46:33 pm »
Quote from: finn5555 on July 05, 2019, 12:28:32 pm
One for HP  :cool: :cool:

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She has an inverted bum instead of a stomach  :scare:
Either that or she is having twins and they set up bunk beds in there  :D

Offline Thecunninglinguist

« Reply #7476 on: July 05, 2019, 04:53:43 pm »

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« Reply #7477 on: July 05, 2019, 09:20:16 pm »
My mate Vince posing for the family shot...I mean for his escort role :P

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Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #7478 on: July 06, 2019, 07:29:49 pm »

Offline CheeseBoard

« Reply #7479 on: July 07, 2019, 05:33:28 pm »
Oh dear oh dear.  This just goes to show what happens when the BBC start taking away free tv licences.  Folks come out of retirement to start saving for it when they hit the age  :thumbsdown:

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« Reply #7480 on: July 07, 2019, 07:36:12 pm »
Quote from: CheeseBoard on July 07, 2019, 05:33:28 pm
Oh dear oh dear.  This just goes to show what happens when the BBC start taking away free tv licences.  Folks come out of retirement to start saving for it when they hit the age  :thumbsdown:

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Theresa May or Sue Barker? BB too! Her Aw fb is decidedly dodgy too, 2 praising a potential meet in the future, if she lives that long.
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Offline Thecunninglinguist

« Reply #7481 on: July 08, 2019, 12:55:42 am »
Quote from: CheeseBoard on July 07, 2019, 05:33:28 pm
Oh dear oh dear.  This just goes to show what happens when the BBC start taking away free tv licences.  Folks come out of retirement to start saving for it when they hit the age  :thumbsdown:

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I see she has sybian on her likes list. It might just be worth the fee to see her buck about on it for half an hour. As long as you had the controller? :D

Offline bossanova

« Reply #7482 on: July 08, 2019, 06:17:16 am »
The title of this one made me chuckle

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« Reply #7483 on: July 08, 2019, 07:44:28 am »
The reason for the negative revue was, that by the time he got her kit off his half hour was up!  :sarcastic:
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Offline ir34

« Reply #7484 on: July 08, 2019, 01:27:03 pm »
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Tranny face and BBW belly.
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Did you shag her, matey?

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #7485 on: July 08, 2019, 03:18:47 pm »
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Did you shag her, matey?
no, if I had, there would have been a review. Maybe she looks in here as the only photo on her page now is her rear end.

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #7486 on: July 15, 2019, 10:01:46 am »

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« Reply #7487 on: July 15, 2019, 10:50:28 am »

Offline Bonker

« Reply #7488 on: July 15, 2019, 11:35:32 am »

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« Reply #7489 on: July 15, 2019, 03:52:12 pm »
Don't get on here much anymore but when I do. I always come back to the battersea thread. Don't know why but I know I ll get a few chuckles from HP

Offline conrod

« Reply #7490 on: July 15, 2019, 06:05:08 pm »

Offline CheeseBoard

« Reply #7491 on: July 15, 2019, 06:46:22 pm »
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Reading her page, definitely not my definition of "curvy"!!

Lumpy is the word she should use

Offline freeze44

« Reply #7492 on: July 15, 2019, 10:13:57 pm »

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« Reply #7493 on: July 20, 2019, 07:15:05 am »

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« Reply #7495 on: July 20, 2019, 08:30:40 am »
Some crackers on this one. Would anyone be able to show the pictures better please?

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« Reply #7496 on: July 20, 2019, 03:06:44 pm »
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Some crackers on this one. Would anyone be able to show the pictures better please?

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I've looked at the profile and trust me YOU DON"T WANT TO LOOK AT THE PICTURES BETTER. Not for a second .  :scare: :scare:

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« Reply #7497 on: July 20, 2019, 03:31:59 pm »
 :lol:
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Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #7498 on: July 20, 2019, 06:37:53 pm »
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Some crackers on this one. Would anyone be able to show the pictures better please?

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« Reply #7499 on: July 20, 2019, 07:23:26 pm »
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O HP did you have too............ :vomit: :vomit: :vomit:
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