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Offline Cervixbanger

« Reply #7400 on: June 18, 2019, 11:26:12 pm »

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« Reply #7401 on: June 19, 2019, 08:49:51 am »
Just love this one of her. Freemasons ball or the Masque of the Red Death?

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« Reply #7402 on: June 19, 2019, 09:02:42 am »
Quote from: Lord Gwyn on June 19, 2019, 08:49:51 am
Just love this one of her. Freemasons ball or the Masque of the Red Death?

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She just needs a snooker cue in her hand and you're in, right? :lol:

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« Reply #7403 on: June 19, 2019, 10:39:19 am »
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She seems to have pulled her picture ; guess she reads this,

Offers 15 minutes of bareback for £30. Classy !

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« Reply #7404 on: June 19, 2019, 10:46:54 am »
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words fail me
click to get a better view and then avert your gaze ....

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Presumably there’s a review to follow HP?  :unknown: :lol:

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« Reply #7405 on: June 19, 2019, 11:02:06 am »
Quote from: WASA38 on June 19, 2019, 10:39:19 am

She seems to have pulled her picture ; guess she reads this,

Offers 15 minutes of bareback for £30. Classy !

Nice. Form an orderly queue lads.

Incidently, what's with the beetroot avatar? I saw a girl at HOD once with dopamine (or something similar) tattooed on her shoulder. Looked weird.

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« Reply #7406 on: June 19, 2019, 02:11:14 pm »
Quote from: Fuzzyduck on June 19, 2019, 09:02:42 am
She just needs a snooker cue in her hand and you're in, right? :lol:

Nah - my mates in drag would look tastier down the snooker club. She wouldn't be accepted  :lol:

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« Reply #7407 on: June 19, 2019, 02:13:07 pm »
Quote from: tynetunnel on June 19, 2019, 10:46:54 am
Presumably there’s a review to follow HP?  :unknown: :lol:

Always wanted to punt with a Sumo wrestler  :lol:

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Offline dgussetierr

« Reply #7408 on: June 19, 2019, 02:35:12 pm »
Quote from: Landscape on June 01, 2019, 09:59:28 pm
The picture of her pussy could put the blue waffle to shame. :vomit: :vomit:  :scare:


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That is fucking horrendous, I was looking up a potential punt, why the fuck did I look at this thread...I wont be horny for a week.

Offline WASA38

« Reply #7409 on: June 19, 2019, 05:45:59 pm »
Quote from: Fuzzyduck on June 19, 2019, 11:02:06 am


Incidently, what's with the beetroot avatar? I saw a girl at HOD once with dopamine (or something similar) tattooed on her shoulder. Looked weird.

Geosmin.  I was fascinated by the strange smell when rain falls on very dry ground.Human nose can detect 5 parts per trillion - amazing.

Offline Coriniumstud

« Reply #7410 on: June 19, 2019, 06:00:15 pm »
I will definitely stop looking at this thread as it will put me off punting for life  :scare:

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #7411 on: June 19, 2019, 08:25:43 pm »
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« Reply #7412 on: June 19, 2019, 08:26:29 pm »
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“Oooh ARRRR! It's Ambrosia!
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Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #7413 on: June 19, 2019, 08:29:04 pm »

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« Reply #7414 on: June 19, 2019, 08:31:22 pm »

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« Reply #7415 on: June 19, 2019, 11:22:10 pm »

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« Reply #7416 on: June 20, 2019, 12:47:42 am »
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« Reply #7417 on: June 20, 2019, 04:30:22 am »
Quote from: Bonker on June 20, 2019, 12:47:42 am
Dartmoor prison is more appealing
Imagine being allowed conjugal visits, then she rocked up!

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« Reply #7418 on: June 20, 2019, 11:45:00 am »
This is the perfect thread for anyone trying to wean themselves off punting  :lol:

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« Reply #7419 on: June 20, 2019, 11:52:09 am »
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This is the perfect thread for anyone trying to wean themselves off punting  :lol:

Personally I use it as a reminder: whenever I wonder if I should be shagging supermodels rather than the slightly overweight but ok looking girls I seem to see, I comfort myself that I'm still walking on the sunny side of the street.

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« Reply #7420 on: June 20, 2019, 02:01:39 pm »
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« Reply #7421 on: June 20, 2019, 02:41:08 pm »
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Oh good, she likes bareback too, fantastic, on my NEVER to touch list she goes......

Offline m4rmite

« Reply #7422 on: June 20, 2019, 07:07:46 pm »
Some of these look like trannies.

When i say trannies i mean the fucking van :lol: :lol:

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #7423 on: June 20, 2019, 07:29:24 pm »
Quote from: m4rmite on June 20, 2019, 07:07:46 pm
Some of these look like trannies.

When i say trannies i mean the fucking van :lol: :lol:
like your avatar?

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #7424 on: June 20, 2019, 07:33:06 pm »
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Offline wannabe

« Reply #7425 on: June 20, 2019, 07:48:20 pm »
Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on June 20, 2019, 07:33:06 pm
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she looks almost glamorous compared with most of the photos in this thread.

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #7426 on: June 20, 2019, 07:48:41 pm »
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Tranny face and BBW belly.
Needs to visit a dentist
click to enlarge and then plus once more and get the details

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Offline Landscape

« Reply #7427 on: June 20, 2019, 10:25:51 pm »
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very cheerful!

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So that's what Michael Gove does in his spare time.
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Offline Thecunninglinguist

« Reply #7428 on: June 20, 2019, 11:21:30 pm »
Quote from: Landscape on June 20, 2019, 10:25:51 pm
So that's what Michael Gove does in his spare time.
Well he has been well and truly fucked by Johnson today, that's for sure.

(Political reference for humorous value only)

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #7429 on: June 21, 2019, 10:00:51 am »
Quote from: wannabe on June 20, 2019, 07:48:20 pm
she looks almost glamorous compared with most of the photos in this thread.
maybe so but she has an almost evil facial expression.

Offline glyntaffy

« Reply #7430 on: June 21, 2019, 03:59:55 pm »
Here's a lady who has a BBW friend to add to the fun

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Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #7431 on: June 21, 2019, 06:22:29 pm »

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« Reply #7432 on: June 21, 2019, 06:23:05 pm »
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« Reply #7433 on: June 21, 2019, 06:43:38 pm »
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« Reply #7434 on: June 21, 2019, 08:11:19 pm »
Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on June 21, 2019, 06:43:38 pm
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From her other profile pics, l would not be surprised if she threw salt around at the start of the punt?

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« Reply #7435 on: June 21, 2019, 09:06:47 pm »
Is this a Brazilian?  :vomit:

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« Reply #7436 on: June 21, 2019, 11:01:50 pm »
Quote from: Thecunninglinguist on June 21, 2019, 08:11:19 pm
From her other profile pics, l would not be surprised if she threw salt around at the start of the punt?
:D
If I saw her, I would put salt on her. To make her froth.
As it is I'm scared enough to surround my bed with blue pellets tonight.

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Offline PleadInsanity

« Reply #7438 on: June 22, 2019, 09:57:44 am »
In fairness she has a cracking body on her but is it me or does she look like Samuel L Jackson in a wig  :D


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« Reply #7439 on: June 22, 2019, 10:19:07 am »
Quote from: PleadInsanity on June 22, 2019, 09:57:44 am
....... is it me or does she look like Samuel L Jackson in a wig  :D

nope, it's not just you, your eyes do not deceive you  :lol:
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« Reply #7440 on: June 22, 2019, 06:46:02 pm »
Quote from: Landscape on June 20, 2019, 10:25:51 pm
So that's what Michael Gove does in his spare time.

The one review on here said 'Lovely lady, offered everything as promised, pictures were real, no extra charges'

I thought they'd been photoshopped!
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Offline Bonker

« Reply #7441 on: June 23, 2019, 01:34:47 am »
 :lol:

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #7442 on: June 23, 2019, 08:12:25 pm »
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« Reply #7443 on: June 23, 2019, 08:23:10 pm »

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« Reply #7444 on: June 23, 2019, 09:03:11 pm »
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better than most of your conquests HP

Probably lining her up as an hors d'oeuvre before the main course.

To address HP's question: possibly anorexic but she's gotta be 20 years older than her claimed age. I'm not experienced enough to suggest it might be drugs-related but she looks just a little fucked up.

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« Reply #7445 on: June 23, 2019, 09:27:31 pm »

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« Reply #7446 on: June 24, 2019, 10:05:50 am »
Quote from: Fuzzyduck on June 23, 2019, 09:03:11 pm
Probably lining her up as an hors d'oeuvre before the main course.

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« Reply #7447 on: June 24, 2019, 09:24:54 pm »
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She's really not that bad but takes a terrible picture on some of her gallery pics!!

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Offline Bogof60

« Reply #7448 on: June 24, 2019, 09:46:40 pm »
Fucking hell Freeze. You have hit the nail on the head with that comment.

I have never switched between, Yeah would fuck that, to not even with yours so many times when viewing a profile
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« Reply #7449 on: June 24, 2019, 11:45:27 pm »
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She's really not that bad but takes a terrible picture on some of her gallery pics!!

His gallery pics surely!!??  :scare:
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