Author Topic: The worst escort picture challenge (Read 1311174 times)

Fat Bob · « **Reply #7350 on:** May 27, 2019, 01:57:24 pm »

Quote from: bristolqwerty on May 27, 2019, 07:00:36 am

Don't Let the “bird in the chair” Go Down on Me!

The connection with Elton is uncanny! He's even penned a song about the “bird in the chair”.

Someone Saved My Life Tonight (Elton John, 1975)

When I think of those East End lights
Muggy nights
The curtains drawn in the little room downstairs
Prima donna Lord you really should have been there
Sitting like a princess perched in her electric chair
And it's one more beer
And I don't hear you anymore
We've all gone crazy lately
My friends out there rolling round the basement floor.

Fuzzyduck · « **Reply #7351 on:** May 27, 2019, 09:36:03 pm »

Quote from: bristolqwerty on May 19, 2019, 10:10:59 am

There is no seat to this stool, just a very long, thick, shiny pole.

I've seen (and eaten) worse kebabs. To my shame.

Bonker · « **Reply #7352 on:** May 28, 2019, 12:07:31 am »

You almost had your hooks in me
From your chair
You nearly had me roped and tied
Saved in time, thank god my dick is still alive
Oh ohhh oh

bristolqwerty · « **Reply #7353 on:** May 29, 2019, 08:36:59 am »

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At least her hands are nice and big. 🙌
Watch out for when she whispers “any extras bb” in your ear though.
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Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #7354 on:** May 29, 2019, 09:43:31 am »

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wannabe · « **Reply #7355 on:** May 29, 2019, 05:20:27 pm »

Quote from: MrMatrix on May 26, 2019, 03:20:03 pm

You may suffercate if you DATY that one

"suffercate" - very apt.

throwaway927 · « **Reply #7356 on:** May 29, 2019, 05:46:11 pm »

Quote from: David1970 on May 19, 2019, 03:41:52 pm

She claims to be an English teacher, what's the chance of one of her pupils spotting this profile, if she is a teacher?

What the fuck?

She's got to be lying.

bristolqwerty · « **Reply #7357 on:** May 29, 2019, 07:57:47 pm »

“FULL” English teacher more like.

Jacques Barstarred · « **Reply #7358 on:** June 01, 2019, 05:48:44 pm »

OLive from on the buses has let herself go after getting addicted to meth.
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Check out the herpes sores in the free gallery. Not even with a HAZMAT suit and breathing apparatus.

myothernameis · « **Reply #7359 on:** June 01, 2019, 06:53:16 pm »

Quote from: Jacques Barstarred on June 01, 2019, 05:48:44 pm

OLive from on the buses has let herself go after getting addicted to meth.
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Check out the herpes sores in the free gallery. Not even with a HAZMAT suit and breathing apparatus.

£350 a hour, but dosnt do single meets, hubby must be there, and might watch

Landscape · « **Reply #7360 on:** June 01, 2019, 09:59:28 pm »

The picture of her pussy could put the blue waffle to shame.

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MrMatrix · « **Reply #7361 on:** June 02, 2019, 04:02:56 pm »

Quote from: Landscape on June 01, 2019, 09:59:28 pm

The picture of her pussy could put the blue waffle to shame.

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OMG she should have a health warning and AVOID at all costs.

punk · « **Reply #7362 on:** June 02, 2019, 06:01:22 pm »

Quote from: Landscape on June 01, 2019, 09:59:28 pm

The picture of her pussy could put the blue waffle to shame.

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What an old warty,she is

Litmwa · « **Reply #7363 on:** June 02, 2019, 06:36:04 pm »

My eyes

SlamBoy · « **Reply #7364 on:** June 02, 2019, 08:05:52 pm »

Quote from: Jacques Barstarred on June 01, 2019, 05:48:44 pm

OLive from on the buses has let herself go after getting addicted to meth.
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Check out the herpes sores in the free gallery. Not even with a HAZMAT suit and breathing apparatus.

That isn't herpes. It could be HPV though.

Jacques Barstarred · « **Reply #7365 on:** June 03, 2019, 03:25:51 pm »

Well, I'm not a pox doctor but I am not putting any part of my anatomy anywhere near it.

This is what defines the scum underclass in this country. A complete and utter absence of shame and responsibility coupled with sexual incontinence.

Dirty bastards like that should be quarantined by Public Health England.

Bogof60 · « **Reply #7366 on:** June 03, 2019, 05:17:38 pm »

Quote from: Jacques Barstarred on June 03, 2019, 03:25:51 pm

Well, I'm not a pox doctor but I am not putting any part of my anatomy anywhere near it.

This is what defines the scum underclass in this country. A complete and utter absence of shame and responsibility coupled with sexual incontinence.

Dirty bastards like that should be quarantined by Public Health England.

Not a pox doctor either but I totally agree with your first paragraph

SAMMYBARNEY · « **Reply #7367 on:** June 03, 2019, 08:35:51 pm »

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SAMMYBARNEY · « **Reply #7368 on:** June 03, 2019, 08:38:34 pm »

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bristolqwerty · « **Reply #7369 on:** June 03, 2019, 10:16:02 pm »

Quote from: SAMMYBARNEY on June 03, 2019, 08:38:34 pm

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Good god no!

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Avg_Joe · « **Reply #7370 on:** June 03, 2019, 10:50:12 pm »

noooooooo, why do i keep clicking on this fucking thread, argh

MrMatrix · « **Reply #7371 on:** June 03, 2019, 10:55:35 pm »

Quote from: Avg_Joe on June 03, 2019, 10:50:12 pm

noooooooo, why do i keep clicking on this fucking thread, argh

Its worse when you are about to eat

freeze44 · « **Reply #7372 on:** June 03, 2019, 10:58:12 pm »

Quote from: SAMMYBARNEY on June 03, 2019, 08:38:34 pm

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cracker! good awank feedback! Gets v wet!!

Thecunninglinguist · « **Reply #7373 on:** June 04, 2019, 12:36:03 am »

Quote from: freeze44 on June 03, 2019, 10:58:12 pm

cracker! good awank feedback! Gets v wet!!

But there's a distinct smell of wee when she does...........

SAMMYBARNEY · « **Reply #7374 on:** June 04, 2019, 03:54:05 pm »

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Landscape · « **Reply #7375 on:** June 05, 2019, 12:25:28 am »

She looks perfect for HP. One for his hotlist.

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #7376 on:** June 05, 2019, 10:34:02 am »

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'I take pride in my appearance'.
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Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #7377 on:** June 05, 2019, 10:36:07 am »

Quote from: Landscape on June 05, 2019, 12:25:28 am

She looks perfect for HP. One for his hotlist.

yep, thanks, I had noticed, but too expensive and off my normal geographical possibiities

Matrix · « **Reply #7378 on:** June 05, 2019, 08:12:23 pm »

Quote from: Fat Bob on May 24, 2019, 01:35:09 pm

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If you can look beyond the hot wheels, there's a real hot chick ready to drive you wild!
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Q: What is your primary language? A: British

Best feature is tit's and she's only 40!

mr.bluesky · « **Reply #7379 on:** June 05, 2019, 10:12:20 pm »

Quote from: Matrix on June 05, 2019, 08:12:23 pm

Q: What is your primary language? A: British

Best feature is tit's and she's only 40!

Her gallery only has 2 photographs and they are both the same

mr.bluesky · « **Reply #7380 on:** June 05, 2019, 10:15:29 pm »

Quote from: SAMMYBARNEY on June 04, 2019, 03:54:05 pm

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So that's what Susan Boyle does now after Britains got talent has finished.

Landscape · « **Reply #7381 on:** June 05, 2019, 11:04:32 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on June 05, 2019, 10:36:07 am

yep, thanks, I had noticed, but too expensive and off my normal geographical possibiities

Thats's unfortunate as she would of been perfect.

Clitheroelad · « **Reply #7382 on:** June 06, 2019, 11:17:27 am »

Quote from: Fat Bob on May 24, 2019, 01:35:09 pm

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If you can look beyond the hot wheels, there's a real hot chick ready to drive you wild!
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Elton John's looking well these days

tynetunnel · « **Reply #7383 on:** June 06, 2019, 11:35:46 am »

Quote from: Clitheroelad on June 06, 2019, 11:17:27 am

Elton John's looking well these days

Thecunninglinguist · « **Reply #7384 on:** June 06, 2019, 01:49:41 pm »

Quote from: Fat Bob on May 24, 2019, 01:35:09 pm

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If you can look beyond the hot wheels, there's a real hot chick ready to drive you wild!
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Feels on wheels

Avg_Joe · « **Reply #7385 on:** June 12, 2019, 10:00:42 pm »

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myothernameis · « **Reply #7386 on:** June 12, 2019, 10:12:25 pm »

Quote from: Fat Bob on May 24, 2019, 01:35:09 pm

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If you can look beyond the hot wheels, there's a real hot chick ready to drive you wild!
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One used wheel chair for sale,

but supposedly she is dead, according to an escort on here

Lord Gwyn · « **Reply #7387 on:** June 12, 2019, 11:29:39 pm »

All she needs is a pint in one hand and a snooker cue in the other. Just like one of the lads in drag

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Bonker · « **Reply #7388 on:** June 13, 2019, 12:06:21 am »

For some reason I fancy a bacon sandwich

MrMatrix · « **Reply #7389 on:** June 13, 2019, 07:30:18 am »

And then for some reason I just may chuck up......

Fuzzyduck · « **Reply #7390 on:** June 13, 2019, 10:48:04 am »

Quote from: Lord Gwyn on June 12, 2019, 11:29:39 pm

All she needs is a pint in one hand and a snooker cue in the other. Just like one of the lads in drag

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Let me know where your snooker club is so I never, ever go anywhere near it.