Author Topic: The worst escort picture challenge (Read 1310908 times)

Avg_Joe · « **Reply #7300 on:** May 19, 2019, 03:24:57 pm »

little miss muffet requires two tuffets, or in this case, two stools

David1970 · « **Reply #7301 on:** May 19, 2019, 03:41:52 pm »

Quote from: Yondu616 on May 19, 2019, 09:23:44 am

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One for your Hotlist, HP...? Well overweight and likes Unprotected Sex, i.e. she's a barebacking stage 3 chubba!

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She claims to be an English teacher, what's the chance of one of her pupils spotting this profile, if she is a teacher?

David1970 · « **Reply #7302 on:** May 19, 2019, 06:28:25 pm »

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And she also does anal bareback

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Avg_Joe · « **Reply #7303 on:** May 19, 2019, 07:05:23 pm »

Quote from: David1970 on May 19, 2019, 06:28:25 pm

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And she also does anal bareback

noooooooooooooo

why would you do this too us, and so close to the top of the page as well, it's like we won't be able to avoid seeing that when we load the page or scroll to the top

David1970 · « **Reply #7304 on:** May 19, 2019, 07:50:34 pm »

Quote from: Avg_Joe on May 19, 2019, 07:05:23 pm

noooooooooooooo

why would you do this too us, and so close to the top of the page as well, it's like we won't be able to avoid seeing that when we load the page or scroll to the top

She has 2 positive reviews on this site, fuck know how

Avg_Joe · « **Reply #7305 on:** May 19, 2019, 08:19:44 pm »

Quote from: David1970 on May 19, 2019, 07:50:34 pm

She has 2 positive reviews on this site, fuck know how

I know, that's positively scary isn't it! what's potentially worse, is that the last time she was posted here, i'm sure that was just one

Chorley · « **Reply #7306 on:** May 19, 2019, 08:43:19 pm »

Quote from: David1970 on May 19, 2019, 06:28:25 pm

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FFS,!!!!

myothernameis · « **Reply #7307 on:** May 19, 2019, 08:51:36 pm »

Quote from: David1970 on May 19, 2019, 06:28:25 pm

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And she also does anal bareback

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Uncle Fester long lost twin

mr.bluesky · « **Reply #7308 on:** May 19, 2019, 09:01:30 pm »

Quote from: Yondu616 on May 19, 2019, 09:23:44 am

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One for your Hotlist, HP...? Well overweight and likes Unprotected Sex, i.e. she's a barebacking stage 3 chubba!

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Crickey ! Her legs are fatter than my entire body

Bonker · « **Reply #7309 on:** May 20, 2019, 12:01:26 am »

£150 an hour.
And she spends it all on £5 meal deals.

David1970 · « **Reply #7310 on:** May 20, 2019, 05:56:56 pm »

What's with her eyes, are they painted on?

Is that some kind of rash she has round where most normal people have a waist?

Can you imagine her bouncing on top of you riding cowboy, as you lay there looking up at her.
FFS worst nightmare ever

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Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #7311 on:** May 20, 2019, 09:32:09 pm »

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Michelin WoMan

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mr.bluesky · « **Reply #7312 on:** May 20, 2019, 11:55:50 pm »

Quote from: David1970 on May 20, 2019, 05:56:56 pm

What's with her eyes, are they painted on?

Is that some kind of rash she has round where most normal people have a waist?

Can you imagine her bouncing on top of you riding cowboy, as you lay there looking up at her.
FFS worst nightmare ever

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She has a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp

RAJEC · « **Reply #7313 on:** May 21, 2019, 09:47:46 am »

Quote from: David1970 on May 20, 2019, 05:56:56 pm

What's with her eyes, are they painted on?

Is that some kind of rash she has round where most normal people have a waist?

Can you imagine her bouncing on top of you riding cowboy, as you lay there looking up at her.
FFS worst nightmare ever

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Ask hp, I’m sure he written a review about violating her

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #7314 on:** May 21, 2019, 10:17:23 am »

Quote from: RAJEC on May 21, 2019, 09:47:46 am

Ask hp, I’m sure he written a review about violating her

2 reviews and a few visits when she was in London. Only £40 a go.

Cervixbanger · « **Reply #7315 on:** May 21, 2019, 10:49:36 am »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on May 21, 2019, 10:17:23 am

2 reviews and a few visits when she was in London. Only £40 a go.

I'd charge her a lot more than £40 to come anywhere near my cock!

RAJEC · « **Reply #7316 on:** May 21, 2019, 10:53:22 am »

Quote from: Cervixbanger on May 21, 2019, 10:49:36 am

I'd charge her a lot more than £40 to come anywhere near my cock!

David1970 · « **Reply #7317 on:** May 21, 2019, 07:10:04 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on May 21, 2019, 10:17:23 am

2 reviews and a few visits when she was in London. Only £40 a go.

What's your other hobby, putting knitting needles in your eyes?

MrMatrix · « **Reply #7318 on:** May 21, 2019, 08:03:25 pm »

Quote from: David1970 on May 20, 2019, 05:56:56 pm

What's with her eyes, are they painted on?

Is that some kind of rash she has round where most normal people have a waist?

Can you imagine her bouncing on top of you riding cowboy, as you lay there looking up at her.
FFS worst nightmare ever

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Ask Rockharders as he's done the funniest review on this SP. Its a must read.
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=77084.msg963367#msg963367

David1970 · « **Reply #7319 on:** May 21, 2019, 08:54:42 pm »

Quote from: MrMatrix on May 21, 2019, 08:03:25 pm

Ask Rockharders as he's done the funniest review on this SP. Its a must read.
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=77084.msg963367#msg963367

Really funny review, but FFS the same member of this site has given her 2 POSITVE reviews.

MrMatrix · « **Reply #7320 on:** May 21, 2019, 09:10:10 pm »

Quote from: David1970 on May 21, 2019, 08:54:42 pm

Really funny review, but FFS the same member of this site has given her 2 POSITVE reviews.

I know- How HP could go and visit some one like that or indeed any one surprises me

Takes al sorts really

David1970 · « **Reply #7321 on:** May 21, 2019, 10:26:57 pm »

Quote from: MrMatrix on May 21, 2019, 09:10:10 pm

I know- How HP could go and visit some one like that or indeed any one surprises me
Takes al sorts really

Not just visited but returned for a second visit

myothernameis · « **Reply #7322 on:** May 21, 2019, 11:10:13 pm »

Quote from: MrMatrix on May 21, 2019, 09:10:10 pm

I know- How HP could go and visit some one like that or indeed any one surprises me
Takes al sorts really

Any reviews done by HP, should come with a warning

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #7323 on:** May 22, 2019, 01:42:31 pm »

Quote from: David1970 on May 21, 2019, 10:26:57 pm

Not just visited but returned for a second visit

I met her a few times, just did not report each visit on here. She lived very close to me for a while. she became my opportunity knocking shop!

Doc Holliday · « **Reply #7324 on:** May 22, 2019, 03:29:34 pm »

Quote from: David1970 on May 20, 2019, 05:56:56 pm

What's with her eyes, are they painted on?

Yes very scary eyes. She looks much better when they are covered up

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Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #7325 on:** May 22, 2019, 08:32:14 pm »

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David1970 · « **Reply #7326 on:** May 22, 2019, 08:36:15 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on May 22, 2019, 01:42:31 pm

I met her a few times, just did not report each visit on here. She lived very close to me for a while. she became my opportunity knocking shop!

What was the opportunity you took, a chance of getting STD or HIV since she is a barebacker?

BoroPool · « **Reply #7327 on:** May 22, 2019, 08:43:43 pm »

Quote from: David1970 on May 21, 2019, 08:54:42 pm

Really funny review, but FFS the same member of this site has given her 2 POSITVE reviews.

That review!! poor bloke!!!!

MrMatrix · « **Reply #7328 on:** May 22, 2019, 09:00:21 pm »

Quote from: BoroPool on May 22, 2019, 08:43:43 pm

That review!! poor bloke!!!!

Indeed, but it remains the best review on this site I reckon.

Fat Bob · « **Reply #7329 on:** May 24, 2019, 01:35:09 pm »

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If you can look beyond the hot wheels, there's a real hot chick ready to drive you wild!
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Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #7330 on:** May 24, 2019, 04:29:12 pm »

Quote from: Fat Bob on May 24, 2019, 01:35:09 pm

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If you can look beyond the hot wheels, there's a real hot chick ready to drive you wild!
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click to enlarge and view a real hot chick .... ?

Punterperson1971 · « **Reply #7331 on:** May 24, 2019, 04:56:25 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on May 24, 2019, 04:29:12 pm

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Reverse oral no thank you 🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮

bristolqwerty · « **Reply #7332 on:** May 24, 2019, 05:19:55 pm »

Question. How do you explain the tyre treads on your ballsack to the other half?

southern punter · « **Reply #7333 on:** May 24, 2019, 05:26:24 pm »

Quote from: MrMatrix on May 22, 2019, 09:00:21 pm

Indeed, but it remains the best review on this site I reckon.

This one had me cracking up https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=248866.0

The actual punt sounds horrifying enough and then he drops this like a punchline

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she's asking questions about what I do, what my wife would think etc etc. Goes on to talk about being pregant

myothernameis · « **Reply #7334 on:** May 25, 2019, 01:01:13 am »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on May 24, 2019, 04:29:12 pm

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Looks like she got a mouth full

mr.bluesky · « **Reply #7335 on:** May 25, 2019, 06:12:57 am »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on May 24, 2019, 04:29:12 pm

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So that's what Nicola Sturgeon does in her spare time when she's not trying to get independence for Scotland.

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #7336 on:** May 25, 2019, 07:21:38 am »

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get scoused with a liver bird

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bob1 · « **Reply #7337 on:** May 25, 2019, 09:39:06 pm »

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Pretty girl but the Tattoo omg..

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #7338 on:** May 25, 2019, 10:13:29 pm »

Quote from: bob1 on May 25, 2019, 09:39:06 pm

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Pretty girl but the Tattoo omg..

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GorillaWarfare · « **Reply #7339 on:** May 25, 2019, 10:18:33 pm »

Quote from: bob1 on May 25, 2019, 09:39:06 pm

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Pretty girl but the Tattoo omg..

Imagine shagging a bird with one of those "what would he look like now" mock-ups that police do years after a child goes missing looking up at you...

bob1 · « **Reply #7340 on:** May 25, 2019, 10:18:51 pm »

Thanks HP.

northface · « **Reply #7341 on:** May 26, 2019, 02:08:15 am »

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The cage is made of Titanium steel by the way

mr.bluesky · « **Reply #7342 on:** May 26, 2019, 06:14:44 am »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on May 25, 2019, 10:13:29 pm

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And whats worse than the naff tattoo's is she is a barebacker as well

obviously a classy young lady

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #7343 on:** May 26, 2019, 10:36:33 am »

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The cage is made of Titanium steel by the way

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Clitheroelad · « **Reply #7344 on:** May 26, 2019, 11:24:03 am »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on May 24, 2019, 04:29:12 pm

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I know Elton Johns career has been a bit slow recently, but come on !

Fat Bob · « **Reply #7345 on:** May 26, 2019, 12:00:06 pm »

Quote from: bristolqwerty on May 24, 2019, 05:19:55 pm

Question. How do you explain the tyre treads on your ballsack to the other half?

Tell her you that you were Dining at the Y and a special service delivery was provided; "meals-on-wheels".

MrMatrix · « **Reply #7346 on:** May 26, 2019, 03:20:03 pm »

Quote from: Fat Bob on May 26, 2019, 12:00:06 pm

Tell her you that you were Dining at the Y and a special service delivery was provided; "meals-on-wheels".

You may suffercate if you DATY that one

Doc Holliday · « **Reply #7347 on:** May 26, 2019, 03:58:48 pm »

Quote from: Clitheroelad on May 26, 2019, 11:24:03 am

I know Elton Johns career has been a bit slow recently, but come on !

Brilliant.

The facial resemblance is uncanny!

Bonker · « **Reply #7348 on:** May 27, 2019, 12:20:35 am »

There's something about the way you look tonight,
That takes my breath away.

When sorry send to be the hardest word.

bristolqwerty · « **Reply #7349 on:** May 27, 2019, 07:00:36 am »

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There's something about the way you look tonight,
That takes my breath away.

When sorry send to be the hardest word.

Don't Let the “bird in the chair” Go Down on Me!

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