@Rusty: Are you Canadian by any chance? Or just a big supporter of the International Organization for Standardization?
Not Canadian, but wholesome English. I'll admit to being English, and then British, but at European I'll start getting just a bit antsy. Europe is where foreign starts!
Mind you, I am a staunch supporter of good standards in life, and am looking forward to the ISO working-girl directive. There will most likely be procedures proscribed for offer, introduction, coupling, operation, decoupling, and general maintenance.