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Melb

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She is in Ipswich!
Probably the best looker in the city.

RustyShackleford

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that is horrific

Mmm, well built. Those legs could survive an enormous earthquake.

victor407

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 So I guess I could be the winner here?

I take it you have had a good long perv at her verification picture.

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OOPS, BIT BIG! Maybe mod can edit it?


She even has some fetching underwear for sale!

She has good feed back too soo she MUST be sexy as others seem to think so. Maybe the photo is taken from bad angle?

Someone even said she is a firecracker!  :bomb: :crazy:
« Last Edit: May 30, 2013, 08:55:23 pm by victor407 »

Offline Tailpipe

The world is preparing to get grabbed soon. Or at least some parts of it  :cool:


Did your punt happen with Sophie I did not see a report, If it did I am sure you went home happy.

RustyShackleford

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So I guess I could be the winner here?

I take it you have had a good long perv at her verification picture.

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OOPS, BIT BIG! Maybe mod can edit it?


She even has some fetching underwear for sale!

She has good feed back too soo she MUST be sexy as others seem to think so. Maybe the photo is taken from bad angle?

Someone even said she is a firecracker!  :bomb: :crazy:

Oh now why can't anyone follow ISO 8601, where the format of dates is unambiguous and consistent across all continents that man has a presence on.
None of this awful DD-MM-YYYY. FFS, the only accepted format is YYYY-MM-DD. No ambiguity there- you know where you are are there, it is a nice and friendly date format (well, I suppose unless you are hidously old)

You Europeans who like a different format, stop Think! You are Wrong! Convert to ISO-8601. And you Americans, please, for the love of anything, choose a date format that makes sense!

Offline hillingdonpete

Oh now why can't anyone follow ISO 8601, where the format of dates is unambiguous and consistent across all continents that man has a presence on.
None of this awful DD-MM-YYYY. FFS, the only accepted format is YYYY-MM-DD. No ambiguity there- you know where you are are there, it is a nice and friendly date format (well, I suppose unless you are hidously old)

You Europeans who like a different format, stop Think! You are Wrong! Convert to ISO-8601. And you Americans, please, for the love of anything, choose a date format that makes sense!

 :lol: :lol: :lol:

that has made me chuckle. i only use DD-MM-YYYY but MM-DD-YYYY that the septics use does my head in  :dash:

Offline innoutburger

Oh now why can't anyone follow ISO 8601, where the format of dates is unambiguous and consistent across all continents that man has a presence on.
None of this awful DD-MM-YYYY. FFS, the only accepted format is YYYY-MM-DD. No ambiguity there- you know where you are are there, it is a nice and friendly date format (well, I suppose unless you are hidously old)

You Europeans who like a different format, stop Think! You are Wrong! Convert to ISO-8601. And you Americans, please, for the love of anything, choose a date format that makes sense!

@Rusty: Are you Canadian by any chance? Or just a big supporter of the International Organization for Standardization?  :P  :)

P.S. So far there are no comments about the radiator thermostat or 3mm copper pipes. Everyone must be asleep!

lovingfacials

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 So far there are no comments about the radiator thermostat or 3mm copper pipes. Everyone must be asleep!
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oh ive got an opinion re the 3mm copper pipes - but if I vent my views on these im sure adam will ban me :blush: :blush:


Melb

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LF ,- stop flirting with 3mm pipes you randy bastard.You know they're in hospital being re-bored.

lovingfacials

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Melb

I know your simply trying to draw me on 3mm copper piping, in the hope I will bite and then be banned by Adam

I see your game and ire keep my views on the above to myself - thank you :hi:

Melb

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No I'm not, honestly.
I would hate to see you banned.  :drinks:

tda666

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3mm copper pipes would only heat a doll's house. These are 15mm which is standard for UK so I am happy now from a health & safety point of view.

Offline Marmalade

:lol: :lol: :lol:

that has made me chuckle. i only use DD-MM-YYYY but MM-DD-YYYY that the septics use does my head in  :dash:

DD-MM-YYYY seems the most natural one. Taking it further,  imagine you ask someone the time and they start by telling you the year. So YYYY-MM-DD is annoying in the extreme when it comes to casual references.

MM-DD-YYYY seems a rather silly mix up, a throw back to letter writing. Spelling the month out in full is poetic, but using numbers makes the format lacking any logic whatsoever. 12-05-2013 could be past or present depending in arbitrary preference.

YYYY-MM-DD does have on thing going for it: it works better for filing on a computer. I've started naming date-critical folders by year first, simply as they line up nicely like that. An Americanism.
« Last Edit: May 31, 2013, 05:40:12 pm by Marmalade »

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(accidentally double posted)

RustyShackleford

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@Rusty: Are you Canadian by any chance? Or just a big supporter of the International Organization for Standardization?  :P  :)

 :) Not Canadian, but wholesome English. I'll admit to being English, and then British, but at European I'll start getting just a bit antsy. Europe is where foreign starts!

Mind you, I am a staunch supporter of good standards in life, and am looking forward to the ISO working-girl directive. There will most likely be procedures proscribed for offer, introduction, coupling, operation, decoupling, and general maintenance.

Offline Horizontal pleasures

:) Not Canadian, but wholesome English. I'll admit to being English, and then British, but at European I'll start getting just a bit antsy. Europe is where foreign starts!

Mind you, I am a staunch supporter of good standards in life, and am looking forward to the ISO working-girl directive. There will most likely be procedures proscribed for offer, introduction, coupling, operation, decoupling, and general maintenance.
I am lost, what has this to do with a worst escort picture challenge? Is this some sort of code?

tda666

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I am lost, what has this to do with a worst escort picture challenge? Is this some sort of code?

Just off on a tangent ....

Festisio

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Festisio

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Oh now why can't anyone follow ISO 8601, where the format of dates is unambiguous and consistent across all continents that man has a presence on.
None of this awful DD-MM-YYYY. FFS, the only accepted format is YYYY-MM-DD. No ambiguity there- you know where you are are there, it is a nice and friendly date format (well, I suppose unless you are hidously old)

You Europeans who like a different format, stop Think! You are Wrong! Convert to ISO-8601. And you Americans, please, for the love of anything, choose a date format that makes sense!

YYYY-MM-DD is terrible and rightly not used where it matters (The UK) Why anyone thinks starting with the variable that changes the least frequently is a good idea is beyond me.

Offline Horizontal pleasures

Not even close.

Some of Horizontal Pleasure's claimed field reports beat that by a country mile.

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not sure what the word 'claimed' means here. The age of duelling is long gone but I fear you doubt my word. Some gents here are turned on by slim young things, for me the combination of the naive smile and the potentially unsophisticated and the sordid were a real turn on. If I was closer to Southend and had more time to escape my civvy life I would go there again.

Offline Horizontal pleasures

YYYY-MM-DD is terrible and rightly not used where it matters (The UK) Why anyone thinks starting with the variable that changes the least frequently is a good idea is beyond me.
Why do you need to divert this entertaining thread? If you insist on discussing off-topic topics start a thread in the correct section please, you play with boys' toys and we shall discuss our fun hobby for men.

Offline Marmalade

Not even close.

Some of Horizontal Pleasure's claimed field reports beat that by a country mile.

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I agree, that is pretty disgusting even if you like a fat man look with female slag bits stapled on. The whole thing is like a random forklift-full of greasy human mishapes.

You missed my post in YYYY-MM-DD - it has its uses. Unfortunately. A bit like HPs review.

Offline Marmalade

Why do you need to divert this entertaining thread? If you insist on discussing off-topic topics start a thread in the correct section please, you play with boys' toys and we shall discuss our fun hobby for men.

Fear not HP. You add much needed colour to our bland tastes in beauty!

Offline Horizontal pleasures

Does anyone else here wish to visit Carla?
She has not logged on for ages but I have her phone number. is it against the rules to offer to pass it on in a PM?

Offline Horizontal pleasures

Fear not HP. You add much needed colour to our bland tastes in beauty!
Thank you kind sir. I shall eat a toast to you! I am sure you are not bland put maybe full of pith.

Offline Marmalade

Does anyone else here wish to visit Carla?
She has not logged on for ages but I have her phone number. is it against the rules to offer to pass it on in a PM?

I think you should ask people to form an orderly queue old chap. You know what stampedes are like. Don't want you to get finger burn typing replies.
 :D

tda666

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Does anyone else here wish to visit Carla?
She has not logged on for ages but I have her phone number. is it against the rules to offer to pass it on in a PM?

Lets just say it is against the rules to pass her personal phone number on. I mean as disappointing as it will be to all of us, in this instance you can keep her all to yourself HP.

You lucky old bastard !!!

Offline Tailpipe

Does anyone else here wish to visit Carla?
She has not logged on for ages but I have her phone number. is it against the rules to offer to pass it on in a PM?


Thank you for the offer HP , but you can have my go sir  :hi:

lovingfacials

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HP

Carla is 'wrong' on so many levels..................fuck me I know spice is the variety of life.........but fuck me NO NO and again NO


Offline Convince Me

I love the prop. Smacks of double entendre. At least she had a sence of humour! 

Offline Horizontal pleasures

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the words as well as the pics, and do not worry, I do not fancy this one and it is too far away.

Mystique46m

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the words as well as the pics, and do not worry, I do not fancy this one and it is too far away.

HP that's lifted off her facebook I've reported it to aw but nowts happened!

Offline Horizontal pleasures

HP that's lifted off her facebook I've reported it to aw but nowts happened!

Facebook?
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how about this one
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and this one
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and this one
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so which one is a fake?

Festisio

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Facebook?
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how about this one
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and this one
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and this one
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so which one is a fake?

It's not fake.  It's someone with a grudge against her.

Rochdull lad

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I don't think this photo External Link/Members Only has featured in this thread before.

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Offline Marmalade

I don't think this photo External Link/Members Only has featured in this thread before.

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RD you are sick! sick! sick! for looking at such pictures  :lol: go away and wash your willie!

tda666

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Am i missing something on this photo ?? Why is it on this thread ?

Offline Horizontal pleasures

I don't think this photo External Link/Members Only has featured in this thread before.

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in her interview she likes cuddly toys as gifts. But she has not been on AW since last November.

Offline Horizontal pleasures

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Am i missing something on this photo ?? Why is it on this thread ?

I think the link is to a profile where the lady keeps changing her photos


Rochdull lad

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I'd say, "O. M. G.", too; but probably not for the same reason as you Lz! :scare:

Btw, I may describe myself as nearer the fluffy end of the spectrum; but there is no way I'd ever leave Feedback including phrases like:

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. . . we had a rest and she let me fuck her for 30min non stop


He'd paid her £140 for an hour with her, FFS! :scare:
« Last Edit: June 08, 2013, 06:33:52 am by Rochdull lad »

Offline Marmalade

One from our very own armpit of the North

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also loves "shit covered cocks" - a bit like a half-eaten Wagon Wheel then . . .

Offline Cactus

One from our very own armpit of the North

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also loves "shit covered cocks" - a bit like a half-eaten Wagon Wheel then . . .

Miss Falkirk, 2007 I'll have you know.

Rochdull lad

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I'd hate to see a photo of the runner-up, then; cactus.


Offline Horizontal pleasures

One from our very own armpit of the North

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also loves "shit covered cocks" - a bit like a half-eaten Wagon Wheel then . . .

interesting naked pics in the countryside

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michelin tyres

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I'd hate to see a photo of the runner-up, then; cactus.
She probably got 1st and 2nd place all to herself.

Lz-129

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Q. Items for sale   A. Basically whatever you want I will sell you
Piss, Shit, shit sarnies, Pissed on muffins, Used tampons, blood stained panties, shit stained panties, sweaty socks, tights, stockings, trainers, snot, spit, panties, in any condition you require, Just let me know what you want and maybe if you book a cam show you can watch me piss my knickers then peel them off n bag em up there n then for you. Just be specific in what you want and I will deliver ;) xxx



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