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« Reply #550 on: May 15, 2013, 06:39:29 pm »
My first serious 'sexual' g/f had hairy nipples - she had some fluff on them & silly cow shaved them - them as it was hair folicules it grew back like stubble, she immac them every week

sad really as she was a ginger as well. great fuck though to this day best cow girl ever...............

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« Reply #551 on: May 15, 2013, 07:19:01 pm »
PCOS = polycystic ovary syndrome leads to male pattern hair in a female and much more.

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« Reply #552 on: May 15, 2013, 09:36:45 pm »
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Be afraid...........Lesbo Dom, Glasgow.

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« Reply #553 on: May 15, 2013, 09:42:04 pm »
Quote from: rpg on May 15, 2013, 09:36:45 pm
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Be afraid...........Lesbo Dom, Glasgow.

Loves wearing red lip stick whist's sucking his dick.

Not 100% sure how that works. cheap at £200 an hour. Fucking nut case.

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« Reply #554 on: May 15, 2013, 09:56:04 pm »
Quote from: lovelysofia92 on May 15, 2013, 06:22:38 pm
Why are her tits so hairy?!  :scare:

Is that what happens when you're 52 ?  :cry:

Solution wax or tweezers.

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« Reply #555 on: May 15, 2013, 10:02:12 pm »
Quote from: Lori on May 15, 2013, 09:56:04 pm
Solution wax or tweezers.


Sounds painful :scare:

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« Reply #556 on: May 15, 2013, 10:08:03 pm »
Quote from: Lori on May 15, 2013, 09:56:04 pm
Solution wax or tweezers.

I am now afraid of getting old.

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« Reply #557 on: May 15, 2013, 10:09:05 pm »
Quote from: Tailpipe on May 15, 2013, 10:02:12 pm

Sounds painful :scare:

Better then hairy titties!  :thumbsup:

Quote from: lovelysofia92 on May 15, 2013, 10:08:03 pm
I am now afraid of getting old.

Me too, think ill shoot myself at 49 if you get hairy titties at 50 odd

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« Reply #558 on: May 15, 2013, 10:12:26 pm »
Quote from: lovelysofia92 on May 15, 2013, 10:08:03 pm
I am now afraid of getting old.

Sophie

Just park that thought and start worrying about it when you are 40.

You have your whole life ahead of you , your pretty clever , what's you your problem.

Just grab the world and knock them dead   :D

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« Reply #559 on: May 15, 2013, 10:18:54 pm »
Quote from: Tailpipe on May 15, 2013, 10:12:26 pm
Sophie

Just park that thought and start worrying about it when you are 40.

You have your whole life ahead of you , your pretty clever , what's you your problem.

Just grab the world and knock them dead   :D

The world is preparing to get grabbed soon. Or at least some parts of it  :cool:

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« Reply #560 on: May 15, 2013, 10:21:18 pm »
alexyfoot

Think you made a very good choice there man

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« Reply #561 on: May 15, 2013, 10:34:48 pm »
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« Reply #562 on: May 15, 2013, 10:43:13 pm »
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Its a good job I am currently self harming on red wine , as looking at that could send a punter cold turkey. :vomit:

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« Reply #563 on: May 16, 2013, 08:47:16 am »
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I guess it is because you are actively searching for BB that you found these three, but a high proportion of the bad pictures seem to come from BB providers!

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« Reply #564 on: May 16, 2013, 08:55:16 am »
Quote from: mh on May 16, 2013, 08:47:16 am
I guess it is because you are actively searching for BB that you found these three, but a high proportion of the bad pictures seem to come from BB providers!

I'm thinking if they didn't offer BB they probably wouldn't get many customers 

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« Reply #565 on: May 16, 2013, 10:53:46 am »
Quote from: akauya on May 16, 2013, 08:55:16 am
I'm thinking if they didn't offer BB they probably wouldn't get many customers

Ain't that the truth!

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« Reply #566 on: May 16, 2013, 04:41:40 pm »
Quote from: akauya on May 16, 2013, 08:55:16 am
they probably wouldn't get many customers

not they but she
it is not 3 but one lady and probably her man with 3 profiles
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« Reply #567 on: May 16, 2013, 05:04:53 pm »
Quote from: Lori on May 15, 2013, 12:28:20 am
My instant thought was Miranda! God knows why!

Me too! :D She does look a bit like Miranda  :)

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« Reply #568 on: May 16, 2013, 05:11:57 pm »
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Size 28, yet bigger than me? Fuuuuuck offfff...

That spunky shot almost made my fromage frais come back up...
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« Reply #569 on: May 16, 2013, 07:37:40 pm »
Quote from: Catherine The Great on May 16, 2013, 05:04:53 pm
Me too! :D She does look a bit like Miranda  :)

Glad I'm not the only one who thinks that!

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« Reply #570 on: May 16, 2013, 11:53:43 pm »
Quote from: Tailpipe on May 15, 2013, 10:43:13 pm
Its a good job I am currently self harming on red wine
Great line  :lol:
I'm going to steal it.

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« Reply #571 on: May 16, 2013, 11:57:01 pm »
Quote from: Melb on May 16, 2013, 11:53:43 pm
Great line  :lol:
I'm going to steal it.


Think we need to frame it one of the few without a spelling mistake.  :hi:

But when you see a link posted by HP you do need to brace yourself as you know what's coming  :scare:

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« Reply #572 on: May 17, 2013, 12:05:45 am »
Yes indeed.
I'm throwing up so often my wife thinks I've got bulimia.

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« Reply #573 on: May 17, 2013, 12:24:19 am »
Quote from: lovelysofia92 on May 15, 2013, 06:22:38 pm
Why are her tits so hairy?!  :scare:

Is that what happens when you're 52 ?  :cry:

I can't see any hairs - where am I supposed to be focussing on?

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« Reply #574 on: May 17, 2013, 08:49:12 am »
Er? Not sure what this is about? Hope she hasn't ended it all

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« Reply #575 on: May 17, 2013, 09:59:17 am »
Quote from: Lz-129 on May 17, 2013, 08:49:12 am
Er? Not sure what this is about? Hope she hasn't ended it all

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How weird!

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« Reply #576 on: May 17, 2013, 11:06:11 am »
Quote from: Lz-129 on May 17, 2013, 08:49:12 am
Er? Not sure what this is about? Hope she hasn't ended it all

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Roger Cook must have "exposed" her as a scam artist!!

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« Reply #577 on: May 17, 2013, 11:09:40 am »
Did anyone check to see if levitation was on her enjoys list. :music:

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« Reply #578 on: May 17, 2013, 11:11:05 am »
Can anyone teach me how to do that when my feet hurt?  :unknown:

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« Reply #579 on: May 17, 2013, 11:17:07 am »
Quote from: Tailpipe on May 17, 2013, 11:09:40 am
Did anyone check to see if levitation was on her enjoys list. :music:

I would pay for that - levitated sex :D

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« Reply #580 on: May 17, 2013, 11:29:00 am »
Quote from: TaniaM on May 17, 2013, 11:11:05 am
Can anyone teach me how to do that when my feet hurt?  :unknown:


I wish make you very rich if you had that skill set ,and make your feet better.

Plus invent 1000 new postions for Sex.

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« Reply #581 on: May 17, 2013, 11:38:12 am »
Quote from: Tailpipe on May 17, 2013, 11:29:00 am

I wish make you very rich if you had that skill set ,and make your feet better.

Plus invent 1000 new postions for Sex.

Couldn't agree more

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« Reply #582 on: May 17, 2013, 01:08:13 pm »

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« Reply #583 on: May 17, 2013, 01:11:25 pm »

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« Reply #584 on: May 17, 2013, 01:11:45 pm »
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she can't be accused of not being patriotic!!!  :lol:

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« Reply #585 on: May 17, 2013, 01:12:54 pm »
Quote from: Herecomesbod on May 17, 2013, 01:11:25 pm
At least she is patriotic

you beat me by 20 seconds :)

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« Reply #586 on: May 17, 2013, 01:17:18 pm »
My lunch that I eat 30 mins ago has  reappeared :vomit:

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« Reply #587 on: May 17, 2013, 01:24:53 pm »

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« Reply #588 on: May 17, 2013, 02:47:09 pm »
Quote from: Daffodil on May 17, 2013, 01:24:53 pm
What the fuck is that discharge?  :vomit:

God knows  :vomit: only just noticed that on relooking  :vomit: :vomit:

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« Reply #589 on: May 17, 2013, 02:57:50 pm »

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« Reply #590 on: May 17, 2013, 09:22:27 pm »
Is she the only wg who has made more than one appearance in this topic?

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=10615.msg161854#msg161854

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« Reply #591 on: May 17, 2013, 10:03:27 pm »
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This made me laugh!! :sarcastic:

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« Reply #592 on: May 18, 2013, 12:03:30 am »
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This made me laugh!! :sarcastic:

It's the Darth Vader/star wars moment :thumbsup:

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« Reply #593 on: May 18, 2013, 10:58:49 pm »
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Looks scary to me!!! The living dead !

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« Reply #594 on: May 19, 2013, 08:38:50 pm »
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Looks scary to me!!! The living dead !

Look at her gallery if you dare! Her face reminds me of Jim Davidson in drag. And she has a private gallery ffs! Who on earth would pay to see more?

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« Reply #595 on: May 19, 2013, 08:46:19 pm »
Quote from: markw on May 19, 2013, 08:38:50 pm
Look at her gallery if you dare! Her face reminds me of Jim Davidson in drag. And she has a private gallery ffs! Who on earth would pay to see more?

well only 50p so I took a look to do the team a favour
1 Her arse looks better than her face, I would go there, not overweight, smooth and toned for her age, (but then there is one of those home gym rowing machines n the room.) Quite a few rear shots
2 The reason her face looks so odd is that she has spread pale make-up in the area between her eyes and her eyebrows which looks eccentric, more visible or clear in larger pictures.
3 One thing I dislike is then the paid for pics include the free ones you have already seen. Shame.
4 On the whole do not bother unless you like to go from behind which she states that she does. Suitable for a fast hard on and come and go.

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« Reply #596 on: May 20, 2013, 05:37:01 am »
sweetie22    <<<<< indeed

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« Reply #597 on: May 20, 2013, 08:17:25 am »
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sweetie22    <<<<< indeed

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That's a fucking gorgeous chair though, I'd fuck that for sure..... ;)

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« Reply #598 on: May 20, 2013, 08:21:10 am »
I just don't know where to begin with this one...

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« Reply #599 on: May 20, 2013, 08:24:58 am »
Quote from: Berks Bloke 32 on May 20, 2013, 08:21:10 am
I just don't know where to begin with this one...

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Fertility treatments for OAPs? Well she looks pregnant!
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