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Offline Ali Katt

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Obviously a Sweeney Todd fan; I don't think "art" pictures have a place on adultwork -  a well taken photo were I can see the merchandise is enough for me.

Offline Horizontal pleasures

This lady claims
"I have the wettest pussy you'll find on this site"
no wonder, look at the fungus:

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if you have a sick-bucket handy look at the photo of her big end on her blog.
« Last Edit: April 29, 2013, 09:09:31 am by Horizontal pleasures »

Offline sumofallparts

how do you know?
I had a long discussion once and got to the bottom of it, shall we say!

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I had a long discussion once and got to the bottom of it, shall we say!

rather you than me.


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Like a beached whale!

Oh that has got my horn going! Just imagine moving your hands through her silken locks, and tasting her lovely saltiness.  :scare:

While reaching for your harpoon.  :(

Offline EnglishRebecca121

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she done well for herself tho
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In what way? Do you know her?

Isn't she the bait-and-switch for Rebecca's free one?  :D

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she is well know
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How do you find that stuff!!!

Please tell me you don't have a fetish for 75 year old WGs

Offline EnglishRebecca121

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no but being a prozzie i know alot about many types of escorts
i do my research :hi:
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no but being a prozzie i know alot about many types of escorts
i do my research :hi:

In 50 years time she could be your hero!

You must get some nasty virus's on your PC doing that sort of research!

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Isn't she the bait-and-switch for Rebecca's free one?  :D

That explains it, I thought it was too good to be true!

 :D


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Offline Matium

You really should put up a warning sign, Rebecca!

 :scare:

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At least she doesn't call herself a BBW :lol:

Jeez though there is big then there is big.  when your chin is bigger than your boobs and you are female with no neck you should know you have a problem

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i thought it was a swimming hat on her head  :P
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i thought it was a swimming hat on her head  :P

I thought it was paint but whatever it is it is bloody awful.  Surely that cant be her best photo so why on earth would she put it as her main one?

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It's the white cliffs of Dover. She swam the channel and surfaced a little late.

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Maybe she had a COH session with her boyfriend Shamu?



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to quote her profile, "one of Adultwork's classiest ladies".

We are all doomed!
Definitely a contender. A woman with a tattoo saying pitbull above her tits isn't classy.

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ANAL 20 extra on weekends 15 on weekdays  odd?
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ANAL 20 extra on weekends 15 on weekdays  odd?

You have to be able to email her a photo!
Presumably she doesn't fuck fit blokes?
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ANAL 20 extra on weekends 15 on weekdays  odd?

Could be to cover the cost of the Friday night curry  :vomit:

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well well well
I have a date with her tomorrow (Tuesday) which she accepted a few days ago, I have her postcode but as yet no phone number and she has not logged in for 3 days.

I like the look of this:
Chest Size   44"+ Waist Size   36" Hips Measurement 50"
and only 5'1", she may even outshine Barbara Windsor!
« Last Edit: May 06, 2013, 04:58:40 pm by Horizontal pleasures »

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Offline CurvyKinkyVixen

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I hadn't noticed her feet - I was engrossed by her winning smile......... it appears punters wouldn't be safe at either end though the toenails do complement her teeth perfectly...

Urghgg...Looks like a smack rat

No excuse for soap dodging meff's

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Offline Tailpipe

Sometimes you need a wet wipe and other times you need a steam cleaner and a jet washer,

Tight teen I do not think so  :bomb:


I see anal is not on her enjoys list , one suspects it was on there in the past
Hence the undercarriage damage  :scare:
« Last Edit: May 11, 2013, 12:33:56 pm by Tailpipe »

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Offline Horizontal pleasures

Would you like to 'rim' this?

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 :vomit:

shows are arse for all to see but does not do anal. Lists bareback as one of her 'enjoys' but writes she never does it.

Offline Tailpipe

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Sorry you had match postponed .


I noticed the BB in the enjoys then the retraction

Agree seem odd to have ass picture  then not do anal


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Offline Tailpipe

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even I would not go there

Does make you wonder what planet she is from

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I see this profile now and again when doing one of my saved searches and it displeases me greatly.

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I see this profile now and again when doing one of my saved searches and it displeases me greatly.

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she does look older than 29 but why does it displease you, a homely middle aged lady with no artifice?

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Because it is a bit of a shock to the system when clicking through numerous beauties to then come across that one.

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I see this profile now and again when doing one of my saved searches and it displeases me greatly.

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My instant thought was Miranda! God knows why!

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she does look older than 29 but why does it displease you, a homely middle aged lady with no artifice?

She's OK, in a manly sort of way.
Love the girl (or more like milf) next door look!

Offline Horizontal pleasures

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I am not in a hurry to go to Wales, 1st pic on left is the one that made me droopy

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I am not in a hurry to go to Wales, 1st pic on left is the one that made me droopy

Why are her tits so hairy?!  :scare:

Is that what happens when you're 52 ?  :cry: