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Secondskin69 · « **Reply #350 on:** March 29, 2013, 11:27:54 pm »

Quote from: Ali Katt on March 29, 2013, 11:20:31 pm

Another contender? The whole meatrack on show:
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A contender for the podium, but still the dirty sock woman has #1 spot IMHO

Gooner4Life · « **Reply #351 on:** March 30, 2013, 12:52:17 am »

Quote from: Secondskin69 on March 29, 2013, 11:27:54 pm

A contender for the podium, but still the dirty sock woman has #1 spot IMHO

I seriously don't think that can be beaten.

Lz-129 · « **Reply #352 on:** March 30, 2013, 07:07:56 am »

Just looked at that dirty sock woman

oh dear

Thought I'd chuck in the fat piggy, maybe she would eat those socks

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Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #353 on:** March 30, 2013, 05:30:57 pm »

Quote from: Ali Katt on March 29, 2013, 11:20:31 pm

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the only problem for me is the distance from where I am to the Norfolk coast ....

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #354 on:** March 30, 2013, 05:36:40 pm »

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Thanks
on my to-do list but it might take a while.

Saul Right · « **Reply #355 on:** March 30, 2013, 08:40:00 pm »

Quote from: Ali Katt on March 29, 2013, 11:20:31 pm

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That is fucking disgusting! No pics of her face, so if her ass is her best feature...!!!

EnglishRebecca121 · « **Reply #356 on:** March 30, 2013, 09:37:18 pm »

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this pic of hers confuses me
is it her bum or a turkey with her legs on it!!!

Festisio · « **Reply #357 on:** March 30, 2013, 09:50:59 pm »

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I thought I recognized her! She had a part in Starship Troopers.

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Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #358 on:** March 30, 2013, 10:43:06 pm »

Quote from: Saul Right on March 30, 2013, 08:40:00 pm

That is fucking disgusting! No pics of her face, so if her ass is her best feature...!!!

I do not worry about the mantelpiece when stoking the fire.

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #359 on:** March 30, 2013, 10:44:36 pm »

Quote from: miss rebecca on March 30, 2013, 09:37:18 pm

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this pic of hers confuses me
is it her bum or a turkey with her legs on it!!!

not for vegetarians.

I always ask ladies when they need a hint to suck my lollipop, "Are you a vegetarian?" and they take the hint and make Mister Happy even more happy.

Gooner4Life · « **Reply #360 on:** March 30, 2013, 10:48:01 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on March 30, 2013, 10:43:06 pm

I do not worry about the mantelpiece when stoking the fire.

Good job since you did Miss Dirty Socks

EnglishRebecca121 · « **Reply #361 on:** March 30, 2013, 10:53:47 pm »

no he didnt did he

Gooner4Life · « **Reply #362 on:** March 31, 2013, 12:02:00 am »

Quote from: miss rebecca on March 30, 2013, 10:53:47 pm

no he didnt did he

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=11683.0

EnglishRebecca121 · « **Reply #363 on:** March 31, 2013, 12:11:03 am »

speechless

Jimmyredcab · « **Reply #364 on:** March 31, 2013, 03:41:31 am »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on March 30, 2013, 05:36:40 pm

Thanks
on my to-do list but it might take a while.

You are one sick mother ******

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #365 on:** March 31, 2013, 09:47:28 am »

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these are the type of photographs I do not like, a woman's bum with a stray penis sticking in.

Inked · « **Reply #366 on:** April 01, 2013, 01:15:11 am »

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CatBBW · « **Reply #367 on:** April 01, 2013, 04:24:50 am »

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She's leaning down to her left.

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #368 on:** April 01, 2013, 04:52:28 pm »

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Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #369 on:** April 02, 2013, 04:15:16 pm »

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I think the word this week is speechless.

Matium · « **Reply #370 on:** April 02, 2013, 04:30:52 pm »

I'm lost for words regarding that one, I'll just use exclamation marks:

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

finn5555 · « **Reply #371 on:** April 02, 2013, 04:37:54 pm »

Quote from: Secondskin69 on March 27, 2013, 12:01:22 pm

Very sad. I punted a SP once with healed self harm marks.

Likewise I punted with a girl with self harm scars on her arms. Most has faded as she hadn't done it in years. Shame really as she was a pretty girl

CatBBW · « **Reply #372 on:** April 02, 2013, 08:33:42 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on April 02, 2013, 04:15:16 pm

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I think the word this week is speechless.

Seen that one on UKP before, I'm rather intrigued

Rochdull lad · « **Reply #373 on:** April 02, 2013, 09:03:32 pm »

Quote from: Catherine The Great on April 02, 2013, 08:33:42 pm

Seen that one on UKP before, I'm rather intrigued

I'm not!!

vt · « **Reply #374 on:** April 02, 2013, 11:59:11 pm »

Quote from: Catherine The Great on April 02, 2013, 08:33:42 pm

Seen that one on UKP before, I'm rather intrigued

Best of both worlds maybe???

Intersex must be a very difficult situation to live with, amazed that he/she has the courage to be so open about it.

Matium · « **Reply #375 on:** April 03, 2013, 12:29:06 am »

Quote from: Catherine The Great on April 02, 2013, 08:33:42 pm

Seen that one on UKP before, I'm rather intrigued

Looking forward to your FR on her/him.

Gooner4Life · « **Reply #376 on:** April 03, 2013, 05:13:11 am »

He/she looks worse for the tats.

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #377 on:** April 03, 2013, 09:27:00 am »

Quote from: vt on April 02, 2013, 11:59:11 pm

Best of both worlds maybe???

Intersex must be a very difficult situation to live with, amazed that he/she has the courage to be so open about it.

she/he does have to earn a living

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #378 on:** April 03, 2013, 09:27:16 am »

Quote from: Gooner4Life on April 03, 2013, 05:13:11 am

He/she looks worse for the tats.

+1K

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #379 on:** April 03, 2013, 09:27:34 am »

Quote from: Matium on April 03, 2013, 12:29:06 am

Looking forward to your FR on her/him.

you will wait a long time

EnglishRebecca121 · « **Reply #380 on:** April 04, 2013, 12:24:36 am »

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is it me or do they look stuck on like footballs?

her profile made me giggle

Q. Terms and Conditions A. The meeting will be cancelled without refund if the client becomes abusive, lied about their age or asks for bareback sex.

how would she know if you lied about your age?

Secondskin69 · « **Reply #381 on:** April 04, 2013, 01:34:58 pm »

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is it me or do they look stuck on like footballs?

her profile made me giggle

Q. Terms and Conditions A. The meeting will be cancelled without refund if the client becomes abusive, lied about their age or asks for bareback sex.

how would she know if you lied about your age?

Have to provide photo id like passport before the punt starts.

Yeah, why have fake tits that are so obviously fake

Maybe she's saving up to have them done by a proper plastic surgeon

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #382 on:** April 04, 2013, 03:16:47 pm »

I think she inflates them with an old-fashioned bicycle pump.

mh · « **Reply #383 on:** April 04, 2013, 03:32:48 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on April 04, 2013, 03:16:47 pm

I think she inflates them with an old-fashioned bicycle pump.

I can see the valves and I'd be worried about blowback...

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #384 on:** April 04, 2013, 07:45:21 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on April 04, 2013, 03:16:47 pm

I think she inflates them with an old-fashioned bicycle pump.

Quote from: mh on April 04, 2013, 03:32:48 pm

I can see the valves and I'd be worried about blowback...

Here are some more inflatables but curiously natural looking, it is the nipples that look like valves!
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see the pic on the right with the flowery robe.

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #385 on:** April 07, 2013, 09:38:25 pm »

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sweet_in_bed?
I hope she does not fart.

it is actually quite funny to read her profile as she must have used an online translator

sumofallparts · « **Reply #386 on:** April 10, 2013, 12:00:14 pm »

Quote from: vt on April 02, 2013, 11:59:11 pm

Intersex must be a very difficult situation to live with, amazed that he/she has the courage to be so open about it.

"She" is NOT intersex.
Born a male. Is a male.
The "vagina" has been surgically created - not very well at that either.

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #387 on:** April 10, 2013, 01:09:27 pm »

Quote from: sumofallparts on April 10, 2013, 12:00:14 pm

The "vagina" has been surgically created - not very well at that either.

how do you know?

Secondskin69 · « **Reply #388 on:** April 10, 2013, 01:11:59 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on April 10, 2013, 01:09:27 pm

how do you know?

Maybe he punted him/her/hem as a bet

CatBBW · « **Reply #389 on:** April 10, 2013, 01:25:22 pm »

Quote from: sumofallparts on April 10, 2013, 12:00:14 pm

"She" is NOT intersex.
Born a male. Is a male.
The "vagina" has been surgically created - not very well at that either.

What surgeon would add a vagina to a man who still had his penis and testicles??

Methinks you haven't actually looked at Hermaphrodite's profile...

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #390 on:** April 10, 2013, 01:32:25 pm »

Quote from: Catherine The Great on April 10, 2013, 01:25:22 pm

What surgeon would add a vagina to a man who still had his penis and testicles??

a bent surgeon

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #391 on:** April 14, 2013, 10:30:03 pm »

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thecummeister · « **Reply #392 on:** April 14, 2013, 10:39:12 pm »

Great pics. What can I say except "I would"!

Rochdull lad · « **Reply #393 on:** April 14, 2013, 11:06:52 pm »

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Oh, bugger; I was within spitting distance

of that yesterday!!

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #394 on:** April 15, 2013, 12:09:04 pm »

Quote from: Rochdull lad on April 14, 2013, 11:06:52 pm

Oh, bugger; I was within spitting distance of that yesterday!!

Oh, bugger; profile gone

Andre 3000 · « **Reply #395 on:** April 15, 2013, 12:32:44 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on April 04, 2013, 07:45:21 pm

Here are some more inflatables but curiously natural looking, it is the nipples that look like valves!
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see the pic on the right with the flowery robe.

I wonder why she stuck photoshopped nipples onto herself?

mh · « **Reply #396 on:** April 15, 2013, 12:38:09 pm »

Quote from: Andre 3000 on April 15, 2013, 12:32:44 pm

I wonder why she stuck photoshopped nipples onto herself?

Cripes, I had looked before and they look a bit wrong in pics 1 and 2, but in pic 3

I see the doorpost has melted in her presence too...

Andre 3000 · « **Reply #397 on:** April 15, 2013, 01:10:37 pm »

Quote from: mh on April 15, 2013, 12:38:09 pm

Cripes, I had looked before and they look a bit wrong in pics 1 and 2, but in pic 3

I see the doorpost has melted in her presence too...

Haha didn't see that. I see she's also photoshopped her pussy area smoothed it out.

But the whole nipple thing is just baffling to me.

Tailpipe · « **Reply #398 on:** April 15, 2013, 01:41:42 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on April 07, 2013, 09:38:25 pm

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sweet_in_bed?
I hope she does not fart.

it is actually quite funny to read her profile as she must have used an online translator

Not good think this would get my vote , what was she thinking

WestCountryLad · « **Reply #399 on:** April 17, 2013, 11:35:06 pm »

Got another one..........

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Anyone remember how to resize pics?

Author Topic: The worst escort picture challenge (Read 1268466 times)

Secondskin69

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Rochdull lad

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