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Offline EnglishRebecca121

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second pic in scares me  hairy legs as well as gross!! :scare:
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second pic in scares me  hairy legs as well as gross!! :scare:
Apart from that, she's not bad looking facially, but the prices have to be a joke - a webcam spammer?

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This lovely here!..Reassuringly affordable,cheap like the budgie. :lol:

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Apart from that, she's not bad looking facially, but the prices have to be a joke - a webcam spammer?
She is genuine and real, and also a loose friend of a friend. Married, kids and secret job/past time type....

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She is genuine and real, and also a loose friend of a friend. Married, kids and secret job/past time type....

Interesting - married, kids, secret pastime, and yet she has clear face pics in her public gallery, and lists bareback in her likes. Living dangerously!

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This lovely here!..Reassuringly affordable,cheap like the budgie. :lol:

reminds of of a Michelin tyres advert but if I was in Liverpool I would be round there ...

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I think she needs some Vitamin D



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second pic in scares me  hairy legs as well as gross!! :scare:

Technically NOT an "escort", but those are seriously gross pics. I can't see the hairy legs, I think that's her hairy arse in pic 2. And she's a "MILF" at 23!!
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YES!

if I ever get down to Bristol ...



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why waste yourself with all that's tatts  :crazy:

I am utterly speechless. Seriously. WTF ?  :unknown:





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OMG!! Look at the state of the socks!! :scare:

And if I couldn't see her pussy  :vomit: I would swear she was a man... :thumbsdown:

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OMG!! Look at the state of the socks!! :scare:

And if I couldn't see her pussy  :vomit: I would swear she was a man... :thumbsdown:

My first thought was that it was a bloke's face cut into the photo, too. :scare:

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OMG!! Look at the state of the socks!! :scare:
At £100 an hour you'd think she could afford to wash them  :scare: :scare: :scare:

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OMG!! Look at the state of the socks!! :scare:



.......And yet, we know, we JUST KNOW, that SOMEWHERE out there,
someone is looking longingly at those gruesome socks, and knocking one out....!!!!
(it's not me by the way....!!)

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Never mind the socks what about the sores/spots/fag burns whatever they are and there I was thinking about dinner, not anymore  :vomit:

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OMG!! Look at the state of the socks!! :scare:

And if I couldn't see her pussy  :vomit: I would swear she was a man... :thumbsdown:

I still think its a man as I cant see her pussy just a bit of pubic hair and a very large arse crack.  perhaps it has a very small dick hidden in all the fat.

I am sorry but even a BBW can put half decent photos on a profile.  Who the hell would put up pics with sores everywhere and disgusting dirty socks on.  If he/she wasnt so big it would look like the sores you get with aids or serious drug use.  Absolutely disgusting and I am horrified by this picture.   Out of all the ones on this thread this one managed to completely turn my stomach and I am still grimacing now.  if this is him/her at its best imagine what its like on a bad day :vomit: :vomit: :vomit:

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This lovely here!..Reassuringly affordable,cheap like the budgie. :lol:
Q. What is your favourite position? A. I love being on all 4s  love it

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i only offer bareback ?! wtf? :unknown: guess its the only way she thinks she will get bookings
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OMG!! Look at the state of the socks!! :scare:

And if I couldn't see her pussy  :vomit: I would swear she was a man... :thumbsdown:

Post opp tranny?

I can't help thinking that's a fake profile. Someones idea of a joke?


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Ah yes, one from my neck of the woods. Looks like she has the old mans y-fronts on.

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To quote "stunning princess" With some amazing artistic drawings of her backside

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Every single picture this SP puts up i cringe  :scare: think I taste alil bit of sick aswell.

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apart from the bareback and fake eyebrows i think shes quite pretty she actually looks nicer in her verification pic
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Nice one. And so reasonable at £350 for an overnight  :sarcastic:

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Every single picture this SP puts up i cringe  :scare: think I taste alil bit of sick aswell.

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In all fairness, her profile is well structured and organized. With regards the pics it depends if you like cock sucking pics. I think the "BBW" with dirty socks is the winner so far, it doesn't take much effort to change a pair of socks.

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Every single picture this SP puts up i cringe  :scare: think I taste alil bit of sick aswell.

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She's like the absolute opposite of a prossie who wants to remain anonymous. A clear face picture with a cock in her mouth as her profile picture. People she knows must have seen her profile. She mustn't give a shit.

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Yet I would have still booked her had I not read her blog.  Chill out, mate!

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What a bitch! If she doesn't want men phoning her outside "work" hours turn the phone off! How difficult is that to do?  Not to mention it looks like she's taken 15 years off her actual age.

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Just seems like a constant moaner.  I'm not really into the 'madame' thing but i do like how she looks and sounds like my secondary school headmistress..

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Not so much a bad picture, but this lady has a very unfortunate birthmark.... ;o;

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Not so much a bad picture, but this lady has a very unfortunate birthmark.... ;o;

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birthmark? Not as bad as the bedbug bite marks, I bet she picks them
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Fook me , summats seriously not right there .... Looks like either chicken pox , scabies or a bad skin condition. Not very healthy looking ......Put me right off my midnight snack that has....... Her socks are filthy too.  :vomit:

why am i not suprised shes a barebacker
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Pic 1 on her profile , she looks like someone. . ...but i cant think who .... .ahh , this is bugging me ! ...Ive got it , Pic 1 her facial structure is similar to Henry VI potraits  :D

( im a big Tudors fan)

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I am sorry but even a BBW can put half decent photos on a profile.  Who the hell would put up pics with sores everywhere and disgusting dirty socks on.  If he/she wasnt so big it would look like the sores you get with aids or serious drug use.  Absolutely disgusting and I am horrified by this picture.   Out of all the ones on this thread this one managed to completely turn my stomach and I am still grimacing now.  if this is him/her at its best imagine what its like on a bad day :vomit: :vomit: :vomit:

I agree with this. Im no supermodel and i try not to bitch/slag off other womens looks ect. But bad hygiene is bad hygiene and that pic has seriously put me off my food !!

Im paraniod to put up a pic if i have a tiny spot , to put up a pic liek that covered in weeping sores n filthy socks is just "no shame" ,

I did think smackhead track marks as well. I had the bad luck to spend some time in a womens hostel many years ago , so have seen the signs at close quarters. Most smackheads are skinny though , and as far as i know they dont inject in tits , so i thought it must be scabies or chicken pox. . . . Or its flea bites from a filthy flea infested house ? I dunno , but this pic is disturbing

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