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Offline Whore Of Babylon

Correct!
+1
 :lol: but someone has to keep her in business. 
I notice no feedback.

Offline Ali Katt

Link to this Profile Page using https://www.adultwork.com/1886748 or https://www.adultwork.com/mrs+saucy

an example of a lady I fancy and you chaps probably do not!
It looks like she has a love bite on one her buttocks, I'm guessing it's a birthmark  :unknown:



Offline Dani

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Offline lovingfacials

So who is going to email her on AW then and point it out to her?

Link to this Profile Page using https://www.adultwork.com/1886748 or https://www.adultwork.com/mrs+saucy

an example of a lady I fancy and you chaps probably do not!

I love the way her Profile page includes the phrase "the years have been very kind to me - I look after my body" next to that photograph!  That could be something for consideration under the terms of the Trades Descriptions Act, couldn't it?

Offline Melb

The years have been kind but the hours were a killer!

She really needs to get that checked out as it does look a bit malignant.  Not something you would expect to see hanging on there :vomit:

SHIT! I wondered where that blackcurrant fruit pastille went when I was going down on her!  :wackogirl:

Offline yumyum3

RH, are you a Marty Feldman fan, or did you just like his picture?  :)

I'm a fan, one of the greatest comedic, and for the most part unsung, actors this country has produced.

Offline yumyum3

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I'm a fan, one of the greatest comedic, and for the most part unsung, actors this country has produced.
:thumbsup: :) :drinks:

Offline Inked

« Last Edit: February 04, 2013, 02:41:50 PM by Inked »

Holy shit, she would throw me around like a ragdoll!  :scare:

Offline skittish

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Is her name Darren?  :lol:


Offline Joe Blob

NO! Stop it now, this is wrong on all levels  :vomit:

Any more wrong than shemales and ladyboys?

Good job l proofread that, I'd put ladybugs

Offline Cactus

Any more wrong than shemales and ladyboys?

Good job l proofread that, I'd put ladybugs

https://www.adultwork.com/429686

We have a winner!

Don't know about the Worst Escort picture - definitely the weirdest  though.

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Offline Whore Of Babylon

https://www.adultwork.com/429686

We have a winner!
Wow, I've always wanted to shag an hermaphrodite. But it's actually the tattoos that put me off in this case.

Offline CatBBW

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https://www.adultwork.com/429686

We have a winner!

That's fascinating - I've often wondered....I'm quite tempted to have a peek at her private gallery...

Offline CatBBW

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Wow, I've always wanted to shag an hermaphrodite. But it's actually the tattoos that put me off in this case.

I agree. That's a LOT of tatt, even her genitals have been coloured in. Still would love to investigate...


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