The worst escort picture challenge

[CurvyKinkyVixen]

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WHAT. THE FUCK. IS THAT!.

Filthy manky fingernails too - has she been digging spuds in the cold bare earth?

[Ali Katt]

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WHAT. THE FUCK. IS THAT!

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Yes, I did have to log into her pvt gallery for that, but it was 50p...

And worst of all her nails are chipped\flaky.

[lovingfacials]

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an example of a lady I fancy and you chaps probably do not!

Correct!

[Whore Of Babylon]

Correct!

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  but someone has to keep her in business. 
I notice no feedback.

[Ali Katt]

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an example of a lady I fancy and you chaps probably do not!

It looks like she has a love bite on one her buttocks, I'm guessing it's a birthmark 

[CatBBW]

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WHAT. THE FUCK. IS THAT!

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Yes, I did have to log into her pvt gallery for that, but it was 50p...

Looks cancerous to me!

[NIK]

Looks cancerous to me!

I thought it was piece of shit?

[Dani]

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She really needs to get that checked out as it does look a bit malignant.  Not something you would expect to see hanging on there

[lovingfacials]

So who is going to email her on AW then and point it out to her?

[Rochdull lad]

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an example of a lady I fancy and you chaps probably do not!

I love the way her Profile page includes the phrase "the years have been very kind to me - I look after my body" next to that photograph!  That could be something for consideration under the terms of the Trades Descriptions Act, couldn't it?

[Melb]

The years have been kind but the hours were a killer!

[rudolph hucker]

She really needs to get that checked out as it does look a bit malignant.  Not something you would expect to see hanging on there

SHIT! I wondered where that blackcurrant fruit pastille went when I was going down on her! 

[yumyum3]

RH, are you a Marty Feldman fan, or did you just like his picture? 

[rudolph hucker]

I'm a fan, one of the greatest comedic, and for the most part unsung, actors this country has produced.

[yumyum3]

I'm a fan, one of the greatest comedic, and for the most part unsung, actors this country has produced.

[Inked]

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[Thepegmeister]

Holy shit, she would throw me around like a ragdoll! 

[skittish]

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Is her name Darren? 

[rudolph hucker]

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NO! Stop it now, this is wrong on all levels 

[Joe Blob]

NO! Stop it now, this is wrong on all levels 

Any more wrong than shemales and ladyboys?

Good job l proofread that, I'd put ladybugs

[Cactus]

Any more wrong than shemales and ladyboys?

Good job l proofread that, I'd put ladybugs

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We have a winner!

[blackburnian]

Don't know about the Worst Escort picture - definitely the weirdest  though.

Blackburnian

[Whore Of Babylon]

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We have a winner!

Wow, I've always wanted to shag an hermaphrodite. But it's actually the tattoos that put me off in this case.

[CatBBW]

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We have a winner!

That's fascinating - I've often wondered....I'm quite tempted to have a peek at her private gallery...

[CatBBW]

Wow, I've always wanted to shag an hermaphrodite. But it's actually the tattoos that put me off in this case.

I agree. That's a LOT of tatt, even her genitals have been coloured in. Still would love to investigate...

[rangersburd]

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We have a winner!

why waste yourself with all that's tatts 

[rangersburd]

She looks like she would be good fun, if her eccentric and tongue in cheek profile text is anything to go by; lookswise not for me.

This was in her gallery. Do you think her boyfriend looks like Dominic Diamond or Frankie Boyle with an earring?
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he would give me the heebie jeebies with all that hair

[Horizontal pleasures]

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I think Darren is the winner, should we have a poll?

[Whore Of Babylon]

why waste yourself with all that's tatts 

Yeh. That's the only thing that puts me off. But can you imagine having both sets of gear; being fucked and fucking at the same time, sensory input must be out of this world?!
Can't say your couple are doing much for me.
What's your type of bird rangersburd?

[Whore Of Babylon]

Yummy!!   

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Just found this one too. Nothing like exercising with a fag in your hand!

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I think the winner is the exercise bike shot... fag in hand and the fetish heals to add a touch of class.

[Tony Montana]

I agree. That's a LOT of tatt, even her genitals have been coloured in. Still would love to investigate...

Jesus, that made my eyes water

[rangersburd]

Yeh. That's the only thing that puts me off. But can you imagine having both sets of gear; being fucked and fucking at the same time, sensory input must be out of this world?!
Can't say your couple are doing much for me.
What's your type of bird rangersburd?

I like the fitness type models with toned muscles big firm natural boobs preferably not a midget either

[CatBBW]

This is my favourite "how not to pose for an escort picture"...as a big girl myself (probably about her size), I would never pose with a wall partition up my arse crack...

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[Melb]

Pure class

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[Melb]

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Bring a marker pen

[Mystique46m]

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Bring a marker pen

Tippex, anyone??!!

[manc36]

The scariest thing about this thread is that i've had worse than many profiles posted here. Haha well.... it was 2 buses after work and I don't like to waste a journey.

The memory alone will haunt me till the day I die.

[Closet freak]

This is my favourite "how not to pose for an escort picture"...as a big girl myself (probably about her size), I would never pose with a wall partition up my arse crack...

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Now I'm going to see this pic. Everytime you post now 

[Horizontal pleasures]

Now I'm going to see this pic. Everytime you post now 

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can anyone explain in non tech language ho to find the original profile from this picture?
Thanks

[cherry-delight]

Look under where it says'fit to picture' click on view owners profile..

[Horizontal pleasures]

aha
thanks
its Samatha, the spelling error from a hotel

[markw]

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Love the camera angle which makes her head look gigantic!

[CatBBW]

Now I'm going to see this pic. Everytime you post now 

LMAO!!

[Cactus]

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Bring a marker pen

I woke up looking a bit like that many times during my wildest days at Uni parties.

Once wrote the words SEX PEST on my mates forehead and then took him to the pictures to watch Winnie the Pooh, he never noticed until after we got done at the pictures.

[Closet freak]

LMAO!!

Yep. There's that wall 

[CatBBW]

Yep. There's that wall 

 

[WOP]

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This is honorific ...

[beginner]

Pound of sausages please mr butcher.

[tda666]

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This is honorific ...

Is that a McDonalds double quarter-pounder cheese burger ?!?!

[skittish]

Is that a McDonalds double quarter-pounder cheese burger ?!?!

Certainly not there's far too much meat.