Author Topic: The worst escort picture challenge (Read 1267841 times)

CurvyKinkyVixen · « **Reply #100 on:** February 02, 2013, 11:46:49 am »

Quote from: Cactus Jock on February 02, 2013, 12:29:40 am

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WHAT. THE FUCK. IS THAT!.

Filthy manky fingernails too - has she been digging spuds in the cold bare earth?

Ali Katt · « **Reply #101 on:** February 02, 2013, 03:28:44 pm »

Quote from: Cactus Jock on February 02, 2013, 12:29:40 am

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WHAT. THE FUCK. IS THAT!

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Yes, I did have to log into her pvt gallery for that, but it was 50p...

And worst of all her nails are chipped\flaky.

lovingfacials · « **Reply #102 on:** February 02, 2013, 03:32:55 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on January 27, 2013, 02:09:25 pm

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an example of a lady I fancy and you chaps probably do not!

Correct!

Whore Of Babylon · « **Reply #103 on:** February 02, 2013, 03:36:28 pm »

Quote from: lovingfacials on February 02, 2013, 03:32:55 pm

Correct!

+1

but someone has to keep her in business.
I notice no feedback.

Ali Katt · « **Reply #104 on:** February 02, 2013, 03:37:50 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on January 27, 2013, 02:09:25 pm

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an example of a lady I fancy and you chaps probably do not!

It looks like she has a love bite on one her buttocks, I'm guessing it's a birthmark

CatBBW · « **Reply #105 on:** February 02, 2013, 04:20:39 pm »

Quote from: Cactus Jock on February 02, 2013, 12:29:40 am

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WHAT. THE FUCK. IS THAT!

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Yes, I did have to log into her pvt gallery for that, but it was 50p...

Looks cancerous to me!

NIK · « **Reply #106 on:** February 02, 2013, 06:06:46 pm »

Quote from: Catherine The Great on February 02, 2013, 04:20:39 pm

Looks cancerous to me!

I thought it was piece of shit?

Dani · « **Reply #107 on:** February 02, 2013, 06:12:36 pm »

Quote from: Cactus Jock on February 02, 2013, 12:29:40 am

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She really needs to get that checked out as it does look a bit malignant. Not something you would expect to see hanging on there

lovingfacials · « **Reply #108 on:** February 02, 2013, 06:58:11 pm »

So who is going to email her on AW then and point it out to her?

Rochdull lad · « **Reply #109 on:** February 02, 2013, 07:23:24 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on January 27, 2013, 02:09:25 pm

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an example of a lady I fancy and you chaps probably do not!

I love the way her Profile page includes the phrase "the years have been very kind to me - I look after my body" next to that photograph! That could be something for consideration under the terms of the Trades Descriptions Act, couldn't it?

Melb · « **Reply #110 on:** February 04, 2013, 01:20:19 am »

The years have been kind but the hours were a killer!

rudolph hucker · « **Reply #111 on:** February 04, 2013, 08:40:00 am »

Quote from: CassieLane on February 02, 2013, 06:12:36 pm

She really needs to get that checked out as it does look a bit malignant. Not something you would expect to see hanging on there

SHIT! I wondered where that blackcurrant fruit pastille went when I was going down on her!

yumyum3 · « **Reply #112 on:** February 04, 2013, 10:30:43 am »

RH, are you a Marty Feldman fan, or did you just like his picture?

rudolph hucker · « **Reply #113 on:** February 04, 2013, 12:48:28 pm »

I'm a fan, one of the greatest comedic, and for the most part unsung, actors this country has produced.

yumyum3 · « **Reply #114 on:** February 04, 2013, 12:52:15 pm »

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I'm a fan, one of the greatest comedic, and for the most part unsung, actors this country has produced.

Inked · « **Reply #115 on:** February 04, 2013, 02:36:23 pm »

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Thepegmeister · « **Reply #116 on:** February 04, 2013, 02:48:50 pm »

Holy shit, she would throw me around like a ragdoll!

skittish · « **Reply #117 on:** February 04, 2013, 03:52:27 pm »

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Is her name Darren?

rudolph hucker · « **Reply #118 on:** February 04, 2013, 04:16:40 pm »

Quote from: Inked on February 04, 2013, 02:36:23 pm

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NO! Stop it now, this is wrong on all levels

Joe Blob · « **Reply #119 on:** February 04, 2013, 06:25:57 pm »

Quote from: rudolph hucker on February 04, 2013, 04:16:40 pm

NO! Stop it now, this is wrong on all levels

Any more wrong than shemales and ladyboys?

Good job l proofread that, I'd put ladybugs

Cactus · « **Reply #120 on:** February 04, 2013, 08:24:26 pm »

Quote from: Joe Blob on February 04, 2013, 06:25:57 pm

Any more wrong than shemales and ladyboys?

Good job l proofread that, I'd put ladybugs

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We have a winner!

blackburnian · « **Reply #121 on:** February 04, 2013, 08:40:38 pm »

Don't know about the Worst Escort picture - definitely the weirdest though.

Blackburnian

Whore Of Babylon · « **Reply #122 on:** February 04, 2013, 08:45:54 pm »

Quote from: Cactus Jock on February 04, 2013, 08:24:26 pm

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We have a winner!

Wow, I've always wanted to shag an hermaphrodite. But it's actually the tattoos that put me off in this case.

CatBBW · « **Reply #123 on:** February 04, 2013, 08:47:29 pm »

Quote from: Cactus Jock on February 04, 2013, 08:24:26 pm

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We have a winner!

That's fascinating - I've often wondered....I'm quite tempted to have a peek at her private gallery...

CatBBW · « **Reply #124 on:** February 04, 2013, 08:51:22 pm »

Quote from: Whore Of Babylon on February 04, 2013, 08:45:54 pm

Wow, I've always wanted to shag an hermaphrodite. But it's actually the tattoos that put me off in this case.

I agree. That's a LOT of tatt, even her genitals have been coloured in. Still would love to investigate...

rangersburd · « **Reply #125 on:** February 04, 2013, 08:53:41 pm »

Quote from: Cactus Jock on February 04, 2013, 08:24:26 pm

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We have a winner!

why waste yourself with all that's tatts

rangersburd · « **Reply #126 on:** February 04, 2013, 08:55:47 pm »

Quote from: Ali Katt on January 29, 2013, 10:20:12 pm

She looks like she would be good fun, if her eccentric and tongue in cheek profile text is anything to go by; lookswise not for me.

This was in her gallery. Do you think her boyfriend looks like Dominic Diamond or Frankie Boyle with an earring?
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he would give me the heebie jeebies with all that hair

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #127 on:** February 04, 2013, 09:14:23 pm »

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I think Darren is the winner, should we have a poll?

Whore Of Babylon · « **Reply #128 on:** February 04, 2013, 09:15:06 pm »

Quote from: rangersburd on February 04, 2013, 08:53:41 pm

why waste yourself with all that's tatts

Yeh. That's the only thing that puts me off. But can you imagine having both sets of gear; being fucked and fucking at the same time, sensory input must be out of this world?!
Can't say your couple are doing much for me.
What's your type of bird rangersburd?

Whore Of Babylon · « **Reply #129 on:** February 04, 2013, 09:17:45 pm »

Quote from: manchester_gent on January 27, 2013, 01:55:54 am

Yummy!!

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Just found this one too. Nothing like exercising with a fag in your hand!

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I think the winner is the exercise bike shot... fag in hand and the fetish heals to add a touch of class.

Tony Montana · « **Reply #130 on:** February 04, 2013, 09:45:33 pm »

Quote from: Catherine The Great on February 04, 2013, 08:51:22 pm

I agree. That's a LOT of tatt, even her genitals have been coloured in. Still would love to investigate...

Jesus, that made my eyes water

rangersburd · « **Reply #131 on:** February 04, 2013, 09:52:02 pm »

Quote from: Whore Of Babylon on February 04, 2013, 09:15:06 pm

Yeh. That's the only thing that puts me off. But can you imagine having both sets of gear; being fucked and fucking at the same time, sensory input must be out of this world?!
Can't say your couple are doing much for me.
What's your type of bird rangersburd?

I like the fitness type models with toned muscles big firm natural boobs preferably not a midget either

CatBBW · « **Reply #132 on:** February 05, 2013, 12:54:48 am »

This is my favourite "how not to pose for an escort picture"...as a big girl myself (probably about her size), I would never pose with a wall partition up my arse crack...

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Melb · « **Reply #133 on:** February 06, 2013, 11:50:39 am »

Pure class

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Melb · « **Reply #134 on:** February 06, 2013, 11:53:52 am »

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Bring a marker pen

Mystique46m · « **Reply #135 on:** February 06, 2013, 02:02:35 pm »

Quote from: Melb on February 06, 2013, 11:53:52 am

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Bring a marker pen

Tippex, anyone??!!

manc36 · « **Reply #136 on:** February 06, 2013, 05:40:58 pm »

The scariest thing about this thread is that i've had worse than many profiles posted here. Haha well.... it was 2 buses after work and I don't like to waste a journey.

The memory alone will haunt me till the day I die.

Closet freak · « **Reply #137 on:** February 06, 2013, 06:12:59 pm »

Quote from: Catherine The Great on February 05, 2013, 12:54:48 am

This is my favourite "how not to pose for an escort picture"...as a big girl myself (probably about her size), I would never pose with a wall partition up my arse crack...

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Now I'm going to see this pic. Everytime you post now

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #138 on:** February 06, 2013, 06:55:32 pm »

Quote from: Closet freak on February 06, 2013, 06:12:59 pm

Now I'm going to see this pic. Everytime you post now

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can anyone explain in non tech language ho to find the original profile from this picture?
Thanks

cherry-delight · « **Reply #139 on:** February 06, 2013, 07:01:01 pm »

Look under where it says'fit to picture' click on view owners profile..

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #140 on:** February 06, 2013, 07:09:23 pm »

aha
thanks
its Samatha, the spelling error from a hotel

markw · « **Reply #141 on:** February 07, 2013, 09:39:07 pm »

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Love the camera angle which makes her head look gigantic!

CatBBW · « **Reply #142 on:** February 07, 2013, 10:09:36 pm »

Quote from: Closet freak on February 06, 2013, 06:12:59 pm

Now I'm going to see this pic. Everytime you post now

LMAO!!

Cactus · « **Reply #143 on:** February 07, 2013, 10:58:14 pm »

Quote from: Melb on February 06, 2013, 11:53:52 am

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Bring a marker pen

I woke up looking a bit like that many times during my wildest days at Uni parties.

Once wrote the words SEX PEST on my mates forehead and then took him to the pictures to watch Winnie the Pooh, he never noticed until after we got done at the pictures.

Closet freak · « **Reply #144 on:** February 07, 2013, 11:00:32 pm »

Quote from: Catherine The Great on February 07, 2013, 10:09:36 pm

LMAO!!

Yep. There's that wall

CatBBW · « **Reply #145 on:** February 07, 2013, 11:04:10 pm »

Quote from: Closet freak on February 07, 2013, 11:00:32 pm

Yep. There's that wall

WOP · « **Reply #146 on:** February 08, 2013, 04:10:51 am »

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This is honorific ...

beginner · « **Reply #147 on:** February 08, 2013, 06:42:30 am »

Pound of sausages please mr butcher.

tda666 · « **Reply #148 on:** February 08, 2013, 03:03:56 pm »

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This is honorific ...

Is that a McDonalds double quarter-pounder cheese burger ?!?!

skittish · « **Reply #149 on:** February 08, 2013, 03:17:59 pm »

Quote from: tda666 on February 08, 2013, 03:03:56 pm

Is that a McDonalds double quarter-pounder cheese burger ?!?!

Certainly not there's far too much meat.

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