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Game over

Yes; but we could start another one, Melb.

She's not specified her age.  Any guesses??

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Please please what is her ID on AW?

As it's a profile pic (denoted by the _1, _2 or _3 at the end of the filename in the URL), the clue is in the filename, it's 1450678.
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Isn't this thread supposed to be about the worst escort PICTURE? A lot of these posts are just links to a profile...

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Yes; but we could start another one, Melb.

She's not specified her age.  Any guesses??
I think this is the winner so far, but Zoolators Lesley Dax is a close second.
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Isn't this thread supposed to be about the worst escort PICTURE? A lot of these posts are just links to a profile...
Yes, it's the most unappealing picture, but on some profiles ever picture is bad, so it's hard to choose just one.


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Yes, it's the most unappealing picture, but on some profiles ever picture is bad, so it's hard to choose just one.

LMAO - OK, fair do's  :sarcastic:

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But you'll have to wait boys she's away until April.
The furniture is enough to put me off, never mind Libby. It looks like she was photographed in a retirement home.

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I cannot believe people actually pay for such women!    :scare: :scare: :scare:  :wacko: :crazy:

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As it's a profile pic (denoted by the _1, _2 or _3 at the end of the filename in the URL), the clue is in the filename, it's 1450678.
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thanks very much. Pity she is not in my area
HP


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He hee. This thread has had me in stitches, so I thought I'd get in on the act :-

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- I like the artistic black & white pictures really set things off

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But you'll have to wait boys she's away until April.

Grandma Libby is easily my favourite so far (closely followed by the one who looks like The Emporer and Jabba the Hut's Lovechild), I especially like how her sexy outfit perfectly matches the upholstery, even as far as the shoes and arm covers. I like a w/g who pays attention to detail.


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This sexy escort (her words). will escort you to a friends wedding  :cool:

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This sexy escort (her words). will escort you to a friends wedding  :cool:

You'll be the envy of your friends when you rock up to the church with this one on your arm.

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This thread is brilliant, disturbing but very amusing. Very good sense of humour everyone on here !!!

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In all fairness he just looks like a bloke on holiday.

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This sexy escort (her words). will escort you to a friends wedding  :cool:
She looks like she would be good fun, if her eccentric and tongue in cheek profile text is anything to go by; lookswise not for me.

This was in her gallery. Do you think her boyfriend looks like Dominic Diamond or Frankie Boyle with an earring?
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He hee. This thread has had me in stitches, so I thought I'd get in on the act :-

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- I like the artistic black & white pictures really set things off

aw shucks, no men over 45 please ...
(and too far away from me)

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This topic needs to be locked, asap. My testicles keep receeding further and further into my body.  :vomit:

Melb

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Yes; but we could start another one, Melb.

She's not specified her age.  Any guesses??
Yes, the whistle's blown for the next game!

I'd guess she's 2,500 years old. I saw an Egyptian mummy that was 2,400 which looked a bit younger.

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This topic needs to be locked, asap. My testicles keep receeding further and further into my body.  :vomit:

quick, take a picture

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I think that this post was not very considerate. It took rare courage for a lady with a disability to come online and offer herself. I suggest do not make fun of her even if she is not to your taste.  I actually went to see her and her lady friend for a 2girl and had a great time maybe a year ago. She turned out to be both sexy and skilled; and her MILF friend was fun also. They moved their duo profile to this one:
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I think that this post was not very considerate. It took rare courage for a lady with a disability to come online and offer herself. I suggest do not make fun of her even if she is not to your taste.  I actually went to see her and her lady friend for a 2girl and had a great time maybe a year ago. She turned out to be both sexy and skilled; and her MILF friend was fun also. They moved their duo profile to this one:

I'm sure he can speak for himself but he wasn't making fun of her being disabled.

He was making fun of her having a shit picture. Given, it wasn't as funny as some of the others on here but still.....

That's the way I saw it anyway. I could be wrong.



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How is she disabled then HP ?

Urotomy with bag and legs in callipers but can take them off.

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I actually read HP's report many moons ago on PP and was kind enough to copy it here for UKP members to benefit.

Then it was like rubbing the genies lamp.

Now HP is here for us all to appreciate.

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Omg looks like a bloke
Not with those big tits! Awful profile pic the size of a stamp though.

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I actually read HP's report many moons ago on PP and was kind enough to copy it here for UKP members to benefit.

Then it was like rubbing the genies lamp.

Now HP is here for us all to appreciate.

Hey thanks!


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I cannot believe people actually pay for such women!    :scare: :scare: :scare:  :wacko: :crazy:

I cant belive that some of them are charging £140 ph !!!!  :wacko:



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But you'll have to wait boys she's away until April.

Hey thats my NAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Only joking but this thread is superb......................god bless whoever started it as I have pissed myself so MANY TIMES

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She's my nan too!
My god, we're long lost brothers!

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Search for " best feature - FACE" and see what you come up with. It;s so funny.

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Not with those big tits! Awful profile pic the size of a stamp though.

gorgeous breasts

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aha
looks great to me, just my type even if she cannot spell Samantha, but too far away
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Is that a wedding dress?

No, it's a primark basque. on sale at only £1.99
She got married in the dressing gown in picture 3.



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gorgeous but maybe a little young for me

Neither gorgeous nor too young.   :unknown:

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WHAT. THE FUCK. IS THAT!

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Yes, I did have to log into her pvt gallery for that, but it was 50p...

Oh my days  , she wants to get that checked out , it could be cancerous  :vomit:

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Guys, please - some warning beforehand  :vomit:  :)