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Offline MrMatrix

« Reply #4800 on: April 06, 2016, 01:10:52 pm »
Quote from: myothernameis on April 06, 2016, 01:21:18 am
HP thread, who has the dirtiest bum, had to add this to the worst escort picture  :P :P :P

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O that is so gross. I'm about to have lunch as well.................yuk :scare:

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« Reply #4801 on: April 06, 2016, 01:14:58 pm »
Quote from: myothernameis on April 06, 2016, 01:21:18 am
HP thread, who has the dirtiest bum, had to add this to the worst escort picture  :P :P :P

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Reminds me of one of these for video game fans:
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bristolqwerty

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« Reply #4802 on: April 06, 2016, 01:54:56 pm »
Apparently God created us in his own image  :angelgirl:  - the wet, glistening bits are a bit off putting  :cry: :vomit:

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« Reply #4803 on: April 06, 2016, 01:58:15 pm »
Quote from: Andyply on April 06, 2016, 01:54:56 pm
Apparently God created us in his own image  :angelgirl:  - the wet, glistening bits are a bit off putting  :cry: :vomit:

I'm more concerned about the state of the sheet. Why wouldn't you want to use a nice unripped sheet in your main profile pic?

Offline HappyandLucky

« Reply #4804 on: April 06, 2016, 03:26:30 pm »
Quote from: CatBBW on April 06, 2016, 01:58:15 pm
I'm more concerned about the state of the sheet. Why wouldn't you want to use a nice unripped sheet in your main profile pic?
So a punter can take his choice of holes  :lol:

Offline od13218

« Reply #4805 on: April 07, 2016, 12:44:34 am »
Quote from: MrMatrix on April 06, 2016, 01:10:52 pm
O that is so gross. I'm about to have lunch as well.................yuk :scare:
Kebab?

Offline FCB

« Reply #4806 on: April 07, 2016, 09:27:50 pm »
Hotmolz20
Woooaaaahhhh!!!!
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"Only" £170 per hour
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« Reply #4807 on: April 07, 2016, 10:46:15 pm »
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Hotmolz20
Woooaaaahhhh!!!!
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 :D Why is there always food or drink in these profile pictures?  :D

Noah Hope

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« Reply #4808 on: April 08, 2016, 07:49:09 am »
Quote from: lechuck on March 22, 2016, 09:49:21 pm
I think she's working at HOD now - much cheaper than her quoted AW rate External Link/Members Only

Well spotted, grasshopper!
 Twenty quid cheaper at HOD Camden now.
She's got a really nice extra picture on the HOD website of her in stripey trousers. (So nice it's inappropriate for this thread.) She got her leg up and across her body slightly unnaturally and a bit contorted a bit like a figure in a Henry Fuseli painting. Her bottom looks really smackable from that angle. BDSM is on her list. I wonder if she accepts humiliation as well.  hmmm. it's on her AW but not HOD list.
Me: This is what you get for posting on that w**** forum,young lady *smack*
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sid james

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« Reply #4809 on: April 08, 2016, 09:54:56 am »
My first post, I have viewed all of your comments on countless threads including this one since joining yesterday - I have not laughed so much in such a long time.

This site has really opened my eyes to many fantastic possibilities, incl getting a disposable mob.... Dont get me wrong, I am loving the pussy - just never ever paid for it before.

Its really good to 'meet' you chaps & (ladies - as I gather there are WGs who comment, too).

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Offline MrMatrix

« Reply #4810 on: April 08, 2016, 02:33:57 pm »
Welcome Sid. Look forward to hearing about some of your escapades. I have found this site invaluable as well and yet I still occasionally get it wrong. It a continuous learning curve.. :hi:

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« Reply #4811 on: April 08, 2016, 05:00:25 pm »


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A labour MP perhaps?  :hi:

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« Reply #4812 on: April 08, 2016, 05:31:52 pm »
Quote from: sid james on April 08, 2016, 09:54:56 am
My first post, I have viewed all of your comments on countless threads including this one since joining yesterday - I have not laughed so much in such a long time.
Blimey, if you're anything like your namesake that would have truly been a sight to behold!!!
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Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #4813 on: April 08, 2016, 05:42:39 pm »
Quote from: raylondoner on April 08, 2016, 05:00:25 pm

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A labour MP perhaps?  :hi:
She is on this thread already more than once I fear. Even I do not fancy this one.

Offline hockogrockle

« Reply #4814 on: April 08, 2016, 08:42:08 pm »
Yes indeed. Grandma Libby (for it is she), appeared on page one of the thread. So we are now going round in circles. By the way., I think she's been using this enticing "beach babe" photo for ten or more years. So I dread to think what an up-to-date photo would look like. Given her probable current age, I think it's about time she hung up her condoms (or whatever).

bristolqwerty

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« Reply #4815 on: April 08, 2016, 09:13:47 pm »
Quote from: hockogrockle on April 08, 2016, 08:42:08 pm
Yes indeed. Grandma Libby (for it is she), appeared on page one of the thread. So we are now going round in circles. By the way., I think she's been using this enticing "beach babe" photo for ten or more years. So I dread to think what an up-to-date photo would look like. Given her probable current age, I think it's about time she hung up her condoms (or whatever).
Now we just need to sponsor someone to punt with them all  :scare:

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« Reply #4816 on: April 08, 2016, 10:06:56 pm »
May I offer:- The gorgeous Miss Busty External Link/Members Only

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Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #4817 on: April 08, 2016, 10:06:58 pm »
Quote from: Andyply on April 08, 2016, 09:13:47 pm
Now we just need to sponsor someone to punt with them all  :scare:

I wonder who that might be? Do you have someone in mind?

Offline HappyandLucky

« Reply #4818 on: April 08, 2016, 10:32:22 pm »
Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on April 08, 2016, 10:06:58 pm
I wonder who that might be? Do you have someone in mind?
Surely HP, you can't begrudge taking the occasional one for the team. Welcome back  :drinks:

bristolqwerty

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« Reply #4819 on: April 08, 2016, 11:26:50 pm »
Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on April 08, 2016, 10:06:58 pm
I wonder who that might be? Do you have someone in mind?
:drinks: no buddy but volunteers would be appreciated  ;)
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Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #4820 on: April 09, 2016, 07:50:39 pm »
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made of leather

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #4821 on: April 09, 2016, 07:54:21 pm »
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I am glad I do not live nearby.

Offline tazman1002001

« Reply #4822 on: April 10, 2016, 12:03:07 am »
Banned reason: White-knight abusing facility to change another punters negative review and then getting abusive after his touting and white-knighting is exposed. Previously banned for similar reasons.
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Offline bob1

« Reply #4823 on: April 10, 2016, 01:53:33 am »
Have you ever had that problem of where to leave your sky plus remote control??? External Link/Members Only

from this stunner,https://www.adultwork.com/3296371 or External Link/Members Only
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Offline FCB

« Reply #4824 on: April 10, 2016, 02:05:14 am »
Quote from: bob1 on April 10, 2016, 01:53:33 am
Have you ever had that problem of where to leave your sky plus remote control??? External Link/Members Only

from this stunner,https://www.adultwork.com/3296371 or External Link/Members Only
:D  :wacko:
Cheers, just set that photo as my phone's wallpaper.  :hi:

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« Reply #4825 on: April 10, 2016, 07:48:35 pm »
Pamela Stones   External Link/Members Only At least she could have inserted 46 in the middle to provide some accuracy
The gut over-hang is phenomenal - just need a klevver UKP'er to wazz up a pic [& put us all off our tea]
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Deffo need the preverbial bag of flower with this whale
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« Reply #4826 on: April 11, 2016, 11:57:06 am »
It's Jimmy's sister, Jenny Threebellies!

Good grief, bet that arse has its own gravitational pull.

Offline Zeusthedoc

« Reply #4827 on: April 12, 2016, 09:57:26 am »
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Either her head is too big for her body or that is photoshopped to within an inch of its life.
(that picture of her in a black corset)

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« Reply #4828 on: April 12, 2016, 10:15:32 am »
Quote from: dopebeats on April 12, 2016, 09:57:26 am
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Either her head is too big for her body or that is photoshopped to within an inch of its life.
(that picture of her in a black corset)

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Thats has got to be funniest photo on this thread what the fuck was she thinking did she just cut out the picture of her head and stick it on the picture with pritstick or something

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« Reply #4829 on: April 12, 2016, 09:43:40 pm »
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« Reply #4830 on: April 12, 2016, 09:49:16 pm »
Quote from: bob1 on April 12, 2016, 09:43:40 pm
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In Bulgarian years perhaps??

Wow - that blonde must have paid pennies for that amateur photoshopping!

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #4831 on: April 18, 2016, 05:59:47 pm »
A mystery, which part of her anatomy is this?

    
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Offline wannabe

« Reply #4832 on: April 18, 2016, 06:24:31 pm »

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« Reply #4833 on: April 18, 2016, 06:26:35 pm »
Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on April 18, 2016, 05:59:47 pm
A mystery, which part of her anatomy is this?

    
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22 years old (she claims) and offering bareback. Live fast, die young.

5th Musketeer

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« Reply #4834 on: April 18, 2016, 06:34:26 pm »
Quote from: wannabe on April 18, 2016, 06:26:35 pm
22 years old (she claims) and offering bareback. Live fast, die young.
But to her credit, she DOES charge extra - so for an extra 60 she feels it's worth it - but more to the point, does the happy punter feel the same?  :wackogirl:

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #4835 on: April 18, 2016, 06:35:08 pm »
Quote from: wannabe on April 18, 2016, 06:26:35 pm
22 years old (she claims) and offering bareback. Live fast, die young.

yes at £60 extra, and her prices in the long part of the text of the profile are higher than the summary at the end, so not on my hotlist. But the picture is amusing and may be impenetrable ... Is it her vagina with her legs pulled back?
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bristolqwerty

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« Reply #4836 on: April 18, 2016, 07:51:50 pm »
No it's a nose and a sad mouth   :(

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« Reply #4837 on: April 18, 2016, 09:07:14 pm »
Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on April 18, 2016, 05:59:47 pm
A mystery, which part of her anatomy is this?

    
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Looks like part of a chicken.

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« Reply #4838 on: April 18, 2016, 11:04:00 pm »
Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on April 18, 2016, 05:59:47 pm
A mystery, which part of her anatomy is this?

    
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I want to say her ass sitting down. .. but god onky knows

Chuckman

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« Reply #4839 on: April 19, 2016, 01:19:34 am »
Only the people at Porton Down know for certain.

Offline SunshineBoy

« Reply #4840 on: April 19, 2016, 01:44:35 am »
Whatever it is it's smiling at me !!!!

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Offline tarkus

« Reply #4842 on: April 19, 2016, 10:58:43 am »
Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on April 18, 2016, 05:59:47 pm
A mystery, which part of her anatomy is this?

    
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I think it's last Sunday's turkey......but I wouldn't dare stuff it!

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« Reply #4843 on: April 19, 2016, 11:04:37 am »
Quote from: tarkus on April 19, 2016, 10:58:43 am
I think it's last Sunday's turkey......but I wouldn't dare stuff it!
:lol:   How the fuck does HP find 'em ...

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #4844 on: April 19, 2016, 02:32:32 pm »
Quote from: webpunter on April 19, 2016, 11:04:37 am
:lol:   How the fuck does HP find 'em ...
I keep my searches with priority to recent arrivals, I search all, I search categories whose name may not be pronounced in case I am outed as a trolley buy, , and I search proximity to where I might be - and I keep my eye open for weird photos like this one.

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« Reply #4845 on: April 19, 2016, 02:38:29 pm »
Quote from: SunshineBoy on April 19, 2016, 01:44:35 am
Whatever it is it's smiling at me !!!!

Squint your eyes and it's a porpoise! :thumbsup:

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #4846 on: April 19, 2016, 06:59:58 pm »
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why would I want to see an erection in order to chose a lady to punt? Y U C K. Not to mention his hairy tummy.

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« Reply #4847 on: April 19, 2016, 07:06:27 pm »
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why would I want to see an erection in order to chose a lady to punt? Y U C K. Not to mention his hairy tummy.

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You've done it again HP - she offers EVERYTHING a punter could desire - including bareback  :scare:  Makes me wonder why foreigners (and looking at her profile her English seems to confirm that) persist in offering such a risky "like."  I'm waiting for the first UKP review - though I feel I may have a long time to wait.   :dash:

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #4848 on: April 19, 2016, 07:13:39 pm »
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bumps in the night ....

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Offline MrMatrix

« Reply #4849 on: April 19, 2016, 11:15:18 pm »
It nice to see you back HP and your unique perspective on punting. Keep it cummin  :thumbsup:
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