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Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #4750 on: March 23, 2016, 09:39:48 pm »
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please please please cite a link when you post a photo.

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« Reply #4751 on: March 23, 2016, 10:01:48 pm »
 :D On this occasion we'll forgive him  :vomit:

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« Reply #4752 on: March 23, 2016, 11:36:45 pm »
Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on March 23, 2016, 09:39:48 pm
please please please cite a link when you post a photo.


She had some much better photos
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« Reply #4753 on: March 24, 2016, 12:13:01 am »
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She had some much better photos
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She has a big pair of floppy ones and I don't mean bunny ears.

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« Reply #4754 on: March 24, 2016, 08:40:31 am »
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gorgeous! Too far away from me but how did she end up in the worst escort picture thread? She has a very positive review also. And floppy whoppers even already!

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« Reply #4755 on: March 24, 2016, 09:12:46 am »
Her nipples have gone antipodean and she's appears to have lost her belly button. :scare:

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« Reply #4756 on: March 24, 2016, 09:26:56 am »
Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on March 24, 2016, 08:40:31 am
gorgeous! Too far away from me but how did she end up in the worst escort picture thread? She has a very positive review also. And floppy whoppers even already!

Hell....even the nicest hottest girls can take a shit pic   :lol:

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« Reply #4757 on: March 25, 2016, 06:13:11 am »
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« Reply #4758 on: March 25, 2016, 09:19:23 am »
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Profile long gone but Cumbria's finest BBW!  :P

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Gorgeous - has HP been there?  :). I wrongly thought she was stuffing food into her mouth?  :unknown:
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« Reply #4759 on: March 25, 2016, 10:14:54 am »
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Gorgeous - has HP been there? 

No breasts to speak of, and I have not been to Cumbria since school camps!

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« Reply #4760 on: March 25, 2016, 02:52:05 pm »
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Profile long gone but Cumbria's finest BBW!  :P
 
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If she is Cumbria's finest, I'd hate to see what the worst looks like. :scare:
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« Reply #4761 on: March 25, 2016, 03:16:45 pm »
The reflection in the mirror is just as bad.
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« Reply #4762 on: March 25, 2016, 07:30:31 pm »
One 83 year old In Kent

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« Reply #4763 on: March 25, 2016, 07:36:47 pm »
 ;) we can go together as she has a friend called Gina  :scare:
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« Reply #4764 on: March 25, 2016, 07:44:08 pm »
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The reflection in the mirror is just as bad.
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She's got be taking the mickey! I wouldn't want to see where his wizard's hat been.

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« Reply #4765 on: March 25, 2016, 07:44:10 pm »
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One 83 year old In Kent

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Well she obviously does the trick for some.  :vomit: :vomit: :vomit: :scare: :scare: :scare:

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« Reply #4766 on: March 25, 2016, 07:45:42 pm »
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One 83 year old In Kent

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Who invented Big Omar Williams to take the picture? Some people will shag anything.

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« Reply #4767 on: March 25, 2016, 07:47:44 pm »
So you rock up, pay the fee and photograph HER in a variety of positions, no offence but there are some seriously f****ed up people around.  :bomb:

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« Reply #4768 on: March 25, 2016, 08:09:53 pm »
No word of a lie guys, but given the chance i'd eat her pussy and ass and fuck her rotten... which she will probably be before the years out. :lol:

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« Reply #4769 on: March 25, 2016, 08:23:45 pm »
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And get this, guys, for extra she'll even shit on you!!

Fuckin' 'ell if she shat on me i'd be furious.

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« Reply #4770 on: March 25, 2016, 08:26:10 pm »
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Or will it be this little beauty?
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« Reply #4771 on: March 25, 2016, 08:55:25 pm »
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And get this, guys, for extra she'll even shit on you!!

Fuckin' 'ell if she shat on me i'd be furious.
She's a looker by Wolverhampton standards though.

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« Reply #4772 on: March 25, 2016, 09:10:04 pm »
mmmmmmm nice   :vomit:

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« Reply #4773 on: March 27, 2016, 12:29:36 pm »
Not gruesome, just plain daft.
Look at this quickly before you can say Jack Daniels

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why would anyone stand on a kitchen counter with a whisky bottle and an ashtray to entice punters?

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« Reply #4774 on: March 27, 2016, 02:25:53 pm »
Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on March 27, 2016, 12:29:36 pm
Not gruesome, just plain daft.
Look at this quickly before you can say Jack Daniels

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why would anyone stand on a kitchen counter with a whisky bottle and an ashtray to entice punters?
She looks like she could be Romani to me, the biggest surprise is the bottle of Jack wasn't inserted somewhere else.

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« Reply #4775 on: March 27, 2016, 02:27:03 pm »
Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on March 27, 2016, 12:29:36 pm
Not gruesome, just plain daft.
Look at this quickly before you can say Jack Daniels

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why would anyone stand on a kitchen counter with a whisky bottle and an ashtray to entice punters?

Tracey Emin springs to mind in respect of the "artistic" nature of the picture 

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« Reply #4776 on: March 27, 2016, 03:34:29 pm »
Quote from: raylondoner on March 27, 2016, 02:27:03 pm
Tracey Emin springs to mind in respect of the "artistic" nature of the picture

I know what you mean but not enough chaos ....

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« Reply #4777 on: March 27, 2016, 05:14:51 pm »

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« Reply #4778 on: March 27, 2016, 10:23:16 pm »
 :D Seems to realise that as she only offers 15mins or 30mins tops, at last an honest and transparent escort, however I'm still out  😁  Jeez terrible wallpaper too.
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« Reply #4779 on: April 01, 2016, 11:35:46 am »
now smile for the camera, say cheese .....

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« Reply #4780 on: April 01, 2016, 11:38:29 am »
Jeez!  That's a profile?  Who's she writing to asking them to prepare one for her?  AW Admin?   :scare:

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« Reply #4781 on: April 01, 2016, 01:11:17 pm »
Christ!! To me her profile seems to read " come dip your cock into the truly unknown...." *shudder *  :vomit: :crazy:

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« Reply #4782 on: April 01, 2016, 07:14:25 pm »
Or it might read, I've been trafficked and I'm doing this against my will.

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« Reply #4783 on: April 01, 2016, 07:26:13 pm »
I'm surprised she hasn't scrawled help me on the front of the newspaper  :scare:
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« Reply #4784 on: April 02, 2016, 12:00:13 am »
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Comes from this (Photoshoped) profile....
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« Reply #4785 on: April 02, 2016, 12:09:20 am »
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Knocked nearly 3 years off her age as well. Dog rough.

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« Reply #4786 on: April 02, 2016, 12:41:29 am »
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Comes from here...
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And I found about it in here...
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=85980.0
The comment comparing her to Peter Sellers is priceless  :sarcastic:

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« Reply #4787 on: April 03, 2016, 08:03:22 pm »

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« Reply #4788 on: April 03, 2016, 08:05:22 pm »

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« Reply #4789 on: April 03, 2016, 08:08:44 pm »
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She has a big old pair though. Whose going to be the first to book?
Without support they'll be hanging down to her knees

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« Reply #4790 on: April 03, 2016, 08:46:15 pm »
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« Reply #4791 on: April 03, 2016, 09:58:43 pm »

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« Reply #4792 on: April 03, 2016, 10:24:59 pm »
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thanks for the headsup.
gorgeous but surely over 25? I never visit Birmingham or I would TOFTT.
Surely some of the 90 feedsback must be true?
HP

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« Reply #4793 on: April 03, 2016, 11:12:50 pm »
Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on April 03, 2016, 10:24:59 pm
Surely some of the 90 feedsback must be true?
HP
Only 11 of the 90 feedback are for escorting, the rest are for webcam, etc

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« Reply #4794 on: April 04, 2016, 02:06:03 am »

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« Reply #4795 on: April 05, 2016, 10:36:40 am »
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It must be the same one. She posts on Saafe and mentioned working at agency! .The name of the agency got redacted by  the ever vigilant moderator but  it must be HOD. I'm very tempted . I'd like to spank her bottom. Even in the "worst"pictures she looks adorable. But    a month  of chastity clocked up would go to waste..."One last punt" then bang to an accompany of angels weeping and devils laughing you're addicted again.
                                                                     

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« Reply #4796 on: April 05, 2016, 12:15:28 pm »
Bloody hell she (RiverPrice) has just posted again on Saafe.
Now I've got a mental image of her in spiky evil heels. :wacko:     

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« Reply #4797 on: April 05, 2016, 01:41:36 pm »
Quote from: Noah Hope on April 05, 2016, 10:36:40 am
It must be the same one. She posts on Saafe and mentioned working at agency! .The name of the agency got redacted by  the ever vigilant moderator but  it must be HOD. I'm very tempted . I'd like to spank her bottom. Even in the "worst"pictures she looks adorable. But    a month  of chastity clocked up would go to waste..."One last punt" then bang to an accompany of angels weeping and devils laughing you're addicted again.
                                                                     

Yeah id recommend her, defiantly looks better in real life!

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« Reply #4798 on: April 06, 2016, 01:21:18 am »
HP thread, who has the dirtiest bum, had to add this to the worst escort picture  :P :P :P

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« Reply #4799 on: April 06, 2016, 09:04:19 am »
How about External Link/Members Only+, should really attract the punters.
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