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bristolqwerty

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 :D On this occasion we'll forgive him  :vomit:

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She had some much better photos
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She has a big pair of floppy ones and I don't mean bunny ears.

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gorgeous! Too far away from me but how did she end up in the worst escort picture thread? She has a very positive review also. And floppy whoppers even already!

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Her nipples have gone antipodean and she's appears to have lost her belly button. :scare:

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will-ow

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gorgeous! Too far away from me but how did she end up in the worst escort picture thread? She has a very positive review also. And floppy whoppers even already!

Hell....even the nicest hottest girls can take a shit pic   :lol:

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« Last Edit: March 25, 2016, 06:14:35 am by ThrustMaster »

bristolqwerty

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Profile long gone but Cumbria's finest BBW!  :P

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Gorgeous - has HP been there?  :). I wrongly thought she was stuffing food into her mouth?  :unknown:
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Gorgeous - has HP been there? 

No breasts to speak of, and I have not been to Cumbria since school camps!

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Profile long gone but Cumbria's finest BBW!  :P
 
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If she is Cumbria's finest, I'd hate to see what the worst looks like. :scare:
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bristolqwerty

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« Last Edit: March 25, 2016, 03:23:18 pm by bristolqwerty »


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 ;) we can go together as she has a friend called Gina  :scare:
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The reflection in the mirror is just as bad.
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She's got be taking the mickey! I wouldn't want to see where his wizard's hat been.

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One 83 year old In Kent

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Who invented Big Omar Williams to take the picture? Some people will shag anything.

bristolqwerty

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So you rock up, pay the fee and photograph HER in a variety of positions, no offence but there are some seriously f****ed up people around.  :bomb:

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No word of a lie guys, but given the chance i'd eat her pussy and ass and fuck her rotten... which she will probably be before the years out. :lol:

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And get this, guys, for extra she'll even shit on you!!

Fuckin' 'ell if she shat on me i'd be furious.

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« Last Edit: March 25, 2016, 08:27:13 pm by MJ.spritzen »

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And get this, guys, for extra she'll even shit on you!!

Fuckin' 'ell if she shat on me i'd be furious.
She's a looker by Wolverhampton standards though.

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Not gruesome, just plain daft.
Look at this quickly before you can say Jack Daniels

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why would anyone stand on a kitchen counter with a whisky bottle and an ashtray to entice punters?

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Not gruesome, just plain daft.
Look at this quickly before you can say Jack Daniels

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why would anyone stand on a kitchen counter with a whisky bottle and an ashtray to entice punters?
She looks like she could be Romani to me, the biggest surprise is the bottle of Jack wasn't inserted somewhere else.

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Not gruesome, just plain daft.
Look at this quickly before you can say Jack Daniels

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why would anyone stand on a kitchen counter with a whisky bottle and an ashtray to entice punters?

Tracey Emin springs to mind in respect of the "artistic" nature of the picture 

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Tracey Emin springs to mind in respect of the "artistic" nature of the picture

I know what you mean but not enough chaos ....


bristolqwerty

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 :D Seems to realise that as she only offers 15mins or 30mins tops, at last an honest and transparent escort, however I'm still out  😁  Jeez terrible wallpaper too.
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now smile for the camera, say cheese .....

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5th Musketeer

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Jeez!  That's a profile?  Who's she writing to asking them to prepare one for her?  AW Admin?   :scare:

will-ow

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Christ!! To me her profile seems to read " come dip your cock into the truly unknown...." *shudder *  :vomit: :crazy:

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Or it might read, I've been trafficked and I'm doing this against my will.

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I'm surprised she hasn't scrawled help me on the front of the newspaper  :scare:
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Comes from this (Photoshoped) profile....
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Knocked nearly 3 years off her age as well. Dog rough.

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Comes from here...
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And I found about it in here...
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=85980.0
The comment comparing her to Peter Sellers is priceless  :sarcastic:


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She has a big old pair though. Whose going to be the first to book?
Without support they'll be hanging down to her knees

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« Last Edit: April 03, 2016, 08:54:37 pm by broksonic »


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thanks for the headsup.
gorgeous but surely over 25? I never visit Birmingham or I would TOFTT.
Surely some of the 90 feedsback must be true?
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Surely some of the 90 feedsback must be true?
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Only 11 of the 90 feedback are for escorting, the rest are for webcam, etc


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It must be the same one. She posts on Saafe and mentioned working at agency! .The name of the agency got redacted by  the ever vigilant moderator but  it must be HOD. I'm very tempted . I'd like to spank her bottom. Even in the "worst"pictures she looks adorable. But    a month  of chastity clocked up would go to waste..."One last punt" then bang to an accompany of angels weeping and devils laughing you're addicted again.
                                                                     

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Bloody hell she (RiverPrice) has just posted again on Saafe.
Now I've got a mental image of her in spiky evil heels. :wacko:     

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It must be the same one. She posts on Saafe and mentioned working at agency! .The name of the agency got redacted by  the ever vigilant moderator but  it must be HOD. I'm very tempted . I'd like to spank her bottom. Even in the "worst"pictures she looks adorable. But    a month  of chastity clocked up would go to waste..."One last punt" then bang to an accompany of angels weeping and devils laughing you're addicted again.
                                                                     

Yeah id recommend her, defiantly looks better in real life!

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HP thread, who has the dirtiest bum, had to add this to the worst escort picture  :P :P :P

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How about External Link/Members Only+, should really attract the punters.