I’m posting a couple of backdated reviews from 2014 on prossies with not much info on them here. I only discovered UKP last autumn after an 18 month break from punting and using the reviews here haven’t had a bad punt since so hopefully I’m giving back some useful info
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A few of my past punts are still working so I’ll do the most recent negs since they’re the most useful. Obviously a bit of a disclaimer in that things might have changed with these prossies over the last couple of years (but somehow I doubt it).
External Link/Members OnlyNaughty Lada, New Year 2014
(I should have guessed a Lada would give a shite and unpleasant ride
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Comms.
All good. Set up by phone call for later the same day. I requested a shared shower and was told that was fine. She gave good directions etc.
Location.
Royal William Yard – very posh! Plenty of parking, easy to find apartment and discreet entrance.
Lada.
Photos are accurate in that she’s a very good looking Thai. A bit over 30 years old though I’d guess.
Service.
Awful, in a word. She was visibly unhappy when I arrived. After I’d handed over the money she turned round and snapped at me that we wouldn’t be having sex the whole booking. I said that was fine in my most placating tone when what I should have done is asked for my money back and walked then.
She has a fairly limited likes list now but from my memory it may have been longer at the time I saw her. If it was it was mainly lies because I remember my expectations were well disappointed.
Her massage was indifferent.
No kissing at all.
No blowjob due to a cut in her mouth apparently.
RO was received with ridiculous fake moans (almost insultingly so
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She angrily complained I was handling her tits too roughly so I stopped altogether to keep the peace.
She stopped the action half way through to answer her phone and arrange a later booking.
The worst part was when we had sex though. It was in doggy and her fake moans started to sound increasingly like miserable groans on top of being completely unbelievable. At that point I pulled out and the sex was over.
We then had our shared shower but barely looked at each other the whole time. She did start wanking me off for about 10 seconds, then declared ’enough!’ and stopped again.
She seemed burnt out, frazzled and possibly verging on a bit depressed. Without wanting to be unkind I ‘m looking for a bit of (expensive to me!) fun and don’t want anything to do with this in a punt
. In the stilted conversation we had while I got dressed she moaned about how she couldn’t get a table at the quite expensive looking restaurant down the road at the time of year. Like I would care about her problems spending my money at this point? I left with about half the time remaining but really wasn’t going to try to get her to refund me the difference at that stage – I just wanted to leave.
I did notice on her profile a few weeks later she wrote that she’d had a break and was back to work feeling recharged – I’d say that was a break she needed quite badly.
I won’t criticise the setup at RWY though as I’d been to see another oriental Jasmine Lovely there a few months earlier and got a decent service.
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