External Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members Only Paid: £70 for 30 mins.
TOFTT as I had an opportunity to leave work early, two regulars were unavailable, and I'd been thinking I should get out and experiment more. So, random reasonably priced conveniently located hot girl it was.
Comms were fine, all via text - arranged a 5.30 booking at lunchtime and received postcode and building name (rather nice serviced apartment block 5 mins walk from South Quay DLR), confirmed at 5, called from outside, got voicemail and automated text, texted, got flat number.
Appearance: Rihanna is the girl in the photos, and they were taken in the flat. A bit slim for me (I like big butts and I cannot lie) but hell, she's half my age and has everything on her Likes list, so she's eminently doable in my book. It's just a pity she didn't write that list and doesn't actually like anything.
Services: HR, protected sex. She stripped off in one swift movement (the Romanian Seduction Manoeuvre, I guess) and told me to do the same, which is never a good sign. I wanted to keep my boxers on while she helped me get in the mood, which she went along with for a couple of minutes, until concern for her nails meant off with the shorts. She obviously didn't want to kiss any part of me so she had to prop herself awkwardly on one elbow to wank me a bit, with the slightly bemused air of a girl who was expecting something different. I asked about OWO and she said no. After a while I suggested lube, so she reached for some, which helped a little. When she suggested a fuck there wasn't much else for it really, as she was so unenthusiastic I didn't even attempt fingering or RO. She specified missionary due to size issues, strangely, which was a waste of a nice open plan apartment with all kinds of sofa-based possibilities, but by this point I was looking at getting it over with.
After few minutes, she was impatient that I had to keep stopping to avoid cumming too soon with no pleasure. I find it takes me a while to get past that frustrating stage, which is why foreplay is so important. That can be tricky in a 30 minute booking, but it's not impossible if the girl knows what she's doing. Rihanna didn't. I came without much pleasure and the lube left a burning sensation all the way home.
Conclusion: yes I should have been suspicious of a low-priced Romanian, yes I should have confirmed services upfront.