External Link/Members OnlyThanks to all previous reviewers
I thought I had enough warning of what to expect and in a foolish mood I decided to drop in rather than see a complete unknown or someone I already know as was in the area.
Comms was easy and she was available on short notice, perhaps a warning sign even in the relative isolation of FH.
Directed to a low-rise, probably post-war block. When she came down to let me in I probably should've walked as she was in a shapeless baggy fleece and wearing oversized glasses that did nothing for her oversized head. She's 5'3 at most and quite squat in stature.
All the photos are of her but have almost all been editted or angled to make her face (laughably) narrower, her tits unnecessarily a little fuller (!), her belly less pronounced and her legs a little more lithe. I have attached the 2 pics I think best represents her and even they are flattering. Facially her chin isn't as pointed so everything looks broader and the proportions of her structure and features are not collectively pretty, they are out-sized almost to the point that she could be booked in a non-pc novelty show.
Her attitude was ambivalent, no customary Thai politeness.
In the flat, which is a cluster of rooms around a compact corridor, it was warm and tidy, the decor is light and modern, laminate floor in the bedroom, sturdy queen sized bed. I confirmed services available and pricing for 30 and 60 mins to which she abruptly, in her halting English, advised I could only have 30 mins because of another customer (10 mins prior I had indicated I was interested in 1 hour and was told ok).
Again, perhaps it was the cold that fogged my thinking, I should've walked as the attitude just stank of a lifeless service.
The prospect of having fun with her boobs was the only thing resonating.
Money settled and owo, 69, kissing agreed she took off her fleece and glasses (phew) and she was naked. There was no helping me undress, no conversation, she was already sat blankyl on the bed silently huffing to be done.
On the upside her boobs are splendidly soft, heavy and warm, she's no longer doing her fake moaning and she time-checked me fairly honestly.
On the downside she showed:
- No inclination to initiate any contact in a sexy or seductive way.
- Her audible tutting clearly signalled she was just suffering the experience.
- OWO, whilst not toothy, was soft, brief and had to be prompted beyond a couple of inches.
- RO was received silently, coldly without response.
- 69 was awkward because she didn't move to make it easy.
- Tit-fucking did involve a little more OWO but the look on her face was not a turn on.
- Doggy was tolerated but she huffed and shifted a number of times to break the rhythm, no chance of her backing up. Arse broad but no jiggle.
- Mish ran the gauntlet of having to see her scowl whilst she didn't angle her hips for easy of entry.
- Kissing was very brief because she just poked her tongue out and left me to indulge, no positive reciprocation.
- She wasted a few mins at the start after taking the money by going to wash in the shower. All indications were she had not been busy prior to my arrival. And she used the shower after but before me.
She said she was in FH for a few weeks. It's a venue unknown to me so if other better girls use it I would be fine returning albeit it was a little awkward by public transport. Parking seemed possible on the grounds of the complex.
80 quid wasted, especially as 10-20 more still gets me a fun hour not far away, even if not all of those options are FS.
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Topic: HELEN THAI - Forest Hill - Big, natural tits but that's all (Read 2474 times)