Layza Hot & Cute - Oxford. Bait & Switch with a difference!

[JW.Bobbitt]

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Looking at the profile, you would think that it is time for me to get tailored for a straitjacket and you are probably right.
Zero AW feedback, limited description, does not bother reading emails, ignores booking requests, but the good news Not a Romanian
However.
Comms have spoken over the past few weeks and absolutely gorgeous voice (Portuguese accent) and very helpful - obviously (now I have been there) the maid
Venue Headington: Exceptionally, clean, tidy 2 bedroom apartment (as soon I was  sent the details, more warning bells as I have been done
                             there before  - in my pre-UKP adventures - I will tack her details on a separate post, as she plying her trade in London at the mo )

Arrived bang on time, having spoken less than 5 minutes before agreed meet
Door opened by an absolute stunning Brazilian! Lithe, athletic, gorgeous face, long flowing hair, seriously expensive lingerie, killer heels......... and introduced as 'Patricia'

No "sorry Layza busy" etc, but practically zero English,so I did not even get the printout (Yup, I am getting prepared for a punt these days) of the AW profile,
highlighting the 'at discretion' services I wished to discuss.

Well, you would be proud of me. I made my polite "no thanks" (met with a lovely smile and gentle shrug of her shoulders), said my fond farewells and left.

Don't get me wrong, I was sorely tempted but:
(a) I was looking for cute, well-rounded,girl-next-door type, that I could bury my head between her ample breast and she could soothe away the pain of a weeks, not very successful punting
(b) I am not going to feed the bait&switch brigade

My head still hurts from pounding it on the pavement outside. 

Summary   If you are prepared to feed them, you may be offered a Merc instead of the Lada you ordered 

[Cunning Punt]

Thanks for the warning.

Well done for walking, particularly as the second girl was hot.

However, if it's any consolation, I doubt whether you would have had those "at discretion" services. Just a hunch.

[JW.Bobbitt]

Yes, I was expecting a battle on that front.

And as mentioned in Lewis' post, where he did not bother after pre-meet phone haggling
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=88543.0

Exactly the same modus operandi as Linda Brazilian - un-photoshopped images, face pics etc..

Rather than not going, I thought that maybe if more well dressed, clean blokes pitched up, then made a polite U-turn, then they will just stop doing this. Hope springs.....
It is less than 10 minutes from me and it was only 1/2hr of my time - which I suspect is a lot less than what is costs them in preparation and wasted booking slot.

It is a huge pity as the location in excellent, the stock is stunning. Next time all I will be saying on the phone is
"cut the crap, give me a description of what you have on offer, what are the extras...."

So if you get the txt with directions that mentions High streets & banks be forewarned

[latecomer]

Thanks for this warning and well done for walking.  Many would not have walked when in front of such a beauty but you can bet that the lovely smile and positive attitude would have changed once she'd hidden your money!

[Lewis]

Yes, thanks for the heads up. Had contemplated seeing her, but not after this report.

Do these girls not realise us pervs use the internet these days to discuss the good and bad WGs?

Or maybe they just don't care because they know another mug will be along shortly.

[JW.Bobbitt]

Or maybe they just don't care because they know another mug will be along shortly.

Exactly. I failed to mention, that once I got back to my car, I phoned and politely spoke to the 'Layza', to say this was the 2nd time this had happened at that location, and that surely she knew that some
us 'discerning gentleman' would chat to each other. Was totally nonplussed/unapologetic - so very little chance of 'hope springs....'