Looking at the profile, you would think that it is time for me to get tailored for a straitjacket and you are probably right.
Zero AW feedback, limited description, does not bother reading emails, ignores booking requests, but the good news Not a Romanian
have spoken over the past few weeks and absolutely gorgeous voice (Portuguese accent) and very helpful - obviously (now I have been there) the maidVenue
Headington: Exceptionally, clean, tidy 2 bedroom apartment (as soon I was sent the details, more warning bells as I have been done
there before - in my pre-UKP adventures - I will tack her details on a separate post, as she plying her trade in London at the mo )
Arrived bang on time, having spoken less than 5 minutes before agreed meet
Door opened by an absolute stunning Brazilian! Lithe, athletic, gorgeous face, long flowing hair, seriously expensive lingerie, killer heels......... and introduced as 'Patricia'
No "sorry Layza busy" etc, but practically zero English,so I did not even get the printout (Yup, I am getting prepared for a punt these days) of the AW profile,
highlighting the 'at discretion' services I wished to discuss.
Well, you would be proud of me. I made my polite "no thanks" (met with a lovely smile and gentle shrug of her shoulders), said my fond farewells and left.
Don't get me wrong, I was sorely tempted but:
(a) I was looking for cute, well-rounded,girl-next-door type, that I could bury my head between her ample breast and she could soothe away the pain of a weeks, not very successful punting
(b) I am not going to feed the bait&switch brigade
My head still hurts from pounding it on the pavement outside. Summary
If you are prepared to feed them, you may be offered a Merc instead of the Lada you ordered