External Link/Members OnlyBooked half hour after work, i like bbw girls, particularly with killer tits, so she looked the part.
Actual premises was nearer selhurst than Croydon, but thought I'd go for it still....wish I hadn't bothered!
Arrived, shown up to a bedroom, with a manky bed and a towel along the middle, paid up, asked to get comfortable so I did.
She came back, looks wise OK, decent enough face, huge tits once she got undressed.
She told me to lay down, and proceeded to inspect my cock with a frown on her face, spent a good minute going over it like I was at a gum clinic, before slapping a condom on and giving me the roughest handjob I'd ever experienced, intertwined with some profunctory sucking every now and then.
This continued on and on, with little or no fucks given by the WG as to whether I was enjoying it or not.
I motioned to her that I wanted a fuck, not a shitty handjob, but she wasn't interested.
By this point I was so pussed off I just wanted to leave, closed my eyes and just about managed to pop despite the worst fucking technique I've ever experienced, she packed up and fucked off and that was it.
Utter waste of time and money.