I was disappointed in the extreme by my recent visit to Erika Lovee
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I had high hopes after positive reviews on here, but it was basically your crap Romanian punt with an admittedly hot girl (though not as hot as I thought she'd be).
Paid over the £80 for 30 mins including OWO, and then we just....stood there. It was really awkward, so I asked if I could use the bathroom, and she waved me towards the door without really making eye contact. In the bathroom I was thinking "this is not going to be a legendary punt" and was tempted to walk, but at least the girl was hot so I stayed. Stupid me.
Back in the room, she motioned me to lie on the bed. I went in for a kiss - "no kiss baby, I have makeup on". I said I didn't mind. She gave me the lightest of pecks on the lips and that was that. Started kissing my chest, which felt good, things looking up (in every sense of the word) at this point. I made a move to take off her panties (she was only topless at this point, decent tits by the way) - "no touching pussy baby". Why not, I asked? "I have infection".
I know at THAT point I should have walked. But (1) I was naked on my back with a massive boner, and (2) she had started with the OWO, which felt and looked good, despite being not very deep, and felt rather mechanical. I was close to popping, which I think she sensed, and stopped abruptly - "no cum in mouth baby". "What about here?" I asked, pointing to her tits. "No cum on body baby". Oh for fuck's sake. So I cut my losses, carried on with the BJ, came pretty quickly (onto myself) and got cleaned up. I was out of there in 15 minutes tops - I know this only because I was meeting some mates in the pub and reckoned I'd be late - but arrived bang on time.
My impression of the meeting was that it was the evening, she was probably knackered after shagging guys all day, and as a result couldn't be arsed to put in anything more than the minimum of effort. OK, the "I have an infection" thing MIGHT have been true (in which case, WTF was she accepting bookings for?) but I reckon on reflection it was false and she couldn't be bothered fucking me. The kissing thing - OK, that MIGHT have been because I currently have a beard - but as mentioned in a previous post, it's not tough/bristly, it's soft - and, the best providers in Bristol and elsewhere (Little Katie, Cassandra, Alisya etc) all snogged my face off without a moment's hesitation.
So in summary: hot enough girl, but typical Romanian service delivered with as much enthusiasm as completing a tax return. I don't doubt the legitimacy of the positive reviews on here - but I think I caught her at a time when she just didn't want to be there, and it showed.