I wrote a review a few months ago about Lauren. It was a glowing review, as I'd left very happy and satisfied. If you're confused as to why I'm not writing a negative one, well, so am I. I'd visited Lauren before and she'd been friendly, accommodating of my quirks, and had made a real effort to ensure I left happy. This time... well this time I'd have been better staying home and taking care of things myself. I'm glad I booked 30 minutes and not a full hour this time.
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External Link/Members Only Comms: Comms were good. She was responsive and everything was arranged easily. It was clear she didn't remember me, though.
Looks: She's a beautiful girl, certainly no complaints in that area. She had quite a few tattoos which I love, but may not to be to everyone's taste. This is clear from her profile, though.
The meeting: This is where everything was a disappointment. It was hot today. For England, anyway. I showered before I left, and I'm not someone who sweats much, but I was glistening a bit by the time I got to her flat. I offered to shower but she said no. At that point, I didn't really need to so I didn't press for one. It was clear immediately that she was not comfortable and didn't want to be there. I love to worship a beautiful woman's body and caress and eat it up with my eyes. She looked a bit annoyed. After a while I felt obliged to have sex, but her general disinterest, reported on by other clients in past reviews, was there in full force. I was very put off.
She wouldn't cuddle (she said it was too intimate), or kiss (I didn't really try to kiss - for me that's too intimate), and she got annoyed by my putting my hand on her face (in an affectionate way). I commented on it and she indicated I was practically slapping her, which I really, really wasn't. I was being very gentle in everything I did - I wasn't in the mood for anything rough, and I'd not want to be rough with a girl I didn't know well anyway. I love to see a beautiful woman's face and little turns me on as much. She kept her head turned away from me as much as she possibly could.
Essentially, there was nothing about the meeting that was turning me on, and I was struggling to stay hard. I'm young enough still that maintaining an erection really isn't a challenge for me, but between the heat and her complete disinterest I just wasn't feeling it. I vaguely tried a few positions, but after a while she said I was getting sweaty and gross and that was the final nail in the coffin. To be fair I was getting sweaty (though it wasn't a one way thing), as it was really very hot. But I'm really not a massively sweaty person, as I mentioned. You'll only very rarely see sweat marks on my t-shirts even after I've been running. I'd challenge any man to not be as sweaty or more sweaty in the same circumstances. I vaguely tried doggy style for a bit then gave up. I didn't cum, and she didn't offer to finish me off with oral or by hand.
I left after 25 minutes. There was no friendly smile and hug as I left, she just wanted me out and I just wanted to get out. This wasn't just a waste of my money, it was the worst sex I've had. I'd chosen to pay for a lady's time rather than go to the pub and try to pull because I wanted the ability to spend un-rushed time enjoying a beautiful body, not just have sex. As it turned out I got, essentially, neither.
I want to say that it's not really her fault, that I was clearly after a level of intimacy she wasn't comfortable with, and that it was oppressively hot. But I wasn't looking for a girlfriend experience or to pretend that anything was more than it was, I was just looking to spend some time being close to a beautiful woman. And honestly, she knew how hot it was, and surely knew what that would entail. If she knew she'd have such a hard time putting up with the heat, she shouldn't have taken the appointment, or at least been vaguely apologetic for finding it difficult rather than implying I was to blame. I don't blame her entirely for the unenjoyable time, but I wasn't made to feel like my enjoyment mattered at all really. I feel a bit bad writing such a critical review, but I was very forgiving of the less satisfactory parts of my first visit and this time there just weren't any satisfactory parts at all, and she didn't really seem to care. I'm not doing a Positives and Negatives list as it would be very one-sided.
The £10 tip I'd brought in anticipation of a time as great as the last time I saw her stayed firmly in my pocket, and I'll be looking elsewhere if this experience hasn't put me off punting entirely.
