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3 review(s) for B2B prostate massage (1 positive, 1 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by ]

FireTheMuck

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For me this was one of the best punts I have ever had, but it may not be everyone's. I will explain why.

This woman has a particular look which I find very attractive. Very well-toned body, brunette and the Romanian look (she said she is from Hungary). Fantastic small titties with more than a hint of puffy nipples. Clearly this look is not to everone's taste, but for me it is the Holy Grail of punting. And drink from the Grail I did - two days in a row.  :drinks:

Vivy (if that is her name - we spoke very little) made a poor initial impression. For one thing her elderly Mum answered the door (causing a minor panic in me about some extreme bait and switch). Then when we got to the room, Vivy had a deep voice and the lighting was very subdued and I started to panic that I had booked a trannny!  :manhater: She also had a brusque manner and very poor language skills. She asked what I wanted and I was unsure if only massage was available or if I could ask for screwing without committing a faux pas. It was all rather fraught!  :scare:

After this unpromising start things gradually got better. Price for an hour with massage and sex: 110 pounds

The massage bit was a bit boring, but when I eventually turned over and she started working on the old chap, this old chap could admire her superlative body. I enjoyed relaxing and having the cock worked on. We shagged a bit, but I didn't cum (may be it was the viagra).

I returned the next day for 90 minutes: 150 pounds

This was a great punt. She seemed much more relaxed. This time I got to massage her and gave her an extensive licking out and fingering. Nice passionate sex too. The one thing I didn't try was kissing. Normally I would ask, but I was enjoying myself so much and communication was best kept to a minimum. Eventually finished with a hand job. All the while I was enjoying the sight of her great bod. Her face also looked prettier now that she was relaxed. Kind of Juilette Binoche with a Roman nose.

Once I had cum, though, the time was up. Twenty minutes to go, but no discussion of second round (but then discussion was not much of an option) and she put her gear back on and asked if I wanted to shower. A post fuck chat was not possible: I can understand that there is little point sitting in awkward silence of failed attempts at conversation. So off I went a happy chappie. :dancegirl:

If you like gym bunnies, don't mind the language barrier and are comfortable with being a bit patient, then this might be something for you. Given the price, it was worth the communication and other issues.

 


Sir Lancealot

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Glad you had a good time FTM but from reading your review it is difficult to see what made the punt so good. I went there a couple of years ago and found the whole set up fairly grim. I think the girls are prob all Hungarian and the girl I met could speak reasonable English but her attitude was not at all friendly and she kept her knickers and bra on for a lot of the massage and, like you, was short changed on time. I am surprised this establishment is still in business as they are not at all customer focused.

FireTheMuck

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I agree that the attitude there is poor. Rereading my review it looks more like a nightmare punt than a dream one. What made it good for me was that after a while we found that body chemistry that you don't get very often. Once the good sexual chemistry emerged - against all the odds - the punt became good. So it wasn't just that she looked good to me. She changed from a surley frowning EE ball buster to an obliging feminine girl in the sack. I was surprised myself. The gods of punting sprinkled a bit of their rarely fuckin used fairy dust.  :angelgirl:

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YMMV, with and W/G

But, I've punted at this location > https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=83921.0

Me and other members have reported, issues with this location and the way it run  :thumbsdown:


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YMMV, with and W/G

But, I've punted at this location > https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=83921.0

Me and other members have reported, issues with this location and the way it run  :thumbsdown:

this place is run by some  bunch of cunts --pimps/maids.

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fredpunter

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When you mentioned juliette binoche I thought "I'm going ... don't care what anyone says"  but then I look at her profile .... she looks like she's just escaped from a concentration camp ... she needs to eat some fucking pies!  And why did she charge you 110? Profile says 80 and she does protected penetration... no mention that she charges extra for it.

Glad you had a good time but I'd have been disappointed if it was me.