To be clear this was NOT becki who I asked to leave after 20mins this was this lady. Jessie Vamp.
External Link/Members OnlyOkay, I will give you guys the short review. I will post a full review. This is the short review.
I placed RB while I was in Crawley near London. Anyway, she bid 200 and sent me a message saying hi and hope you like me profile. Anyway looked at her profile....check out a link and her prices and I think wow I have to check her out. So I check her feedback all great no red flags. Then I check her out on here. No reviews at the time but a couple of posts from guys saying how bloody amazing she is and worth every penney.
Now looking at her prices I'm thinking 200 for two hours is a bloody good deal so I accept and her comms are excellent a true pro. I'm so looking forward to this.
Anyway she is based in Oxford she has to drive 90mins to get to me...........she is fine with this as she will drive up to two hours.
Now she turns up only 10mins late and she texted to me let me know this.
At this point I could not be happier she is polite friendly and a Professional.
Then she turns up at my hotel.
She is dressed in leggings and a very primark lose top. hair tied back no makeup. the kind of look the wife would wear on a Sunday morning to clean the house as she is not going out and no one will see her.
Before she takes her clothes off I'm already disappointed looks very average if not below average. I say a size 12 to 14, not a size 10 can't be sure. Anyway at this point if it been an incall I would have made an excuse and left but this was an outcall to a hotel where I was staying for work and I have my boss and work colleges staying at the same hotel as me and I decided to not say no to her then and there as I wasn't sure if she causes a scene. Plus I was hoping she slap on some makeup and get some sexy stuff on and I be blown away so to speak.
So she comes in and we start talking......now to be clear she is a nice a lady, Friendly and chatty but after 10mins of doing nothing but chatting and not getting ready I ask her to go get ready. She was a little taken aback.............but anyway that was the first of us not clicking.
Anyway, she spends another 10mins getting ready while I'm sitting on the bed watching telly......she comes out.
Now I thought I could not be more disappointed after she arrived I was wrong.
She comes out with a little makeup....but I am honest she still looked bad. Bra and panties set up. She looked like the wife of 20 years had bought some new underwear to spice up the marriage love life.
rolls of fat hanging off her side not good skin...
I'm like oh sweet lord ....she comes and sits next to me and starts to kiss me .....I'm like okay well I've paid two hundred for this and I be damned if I'm going to throw it away and I am horney lets hope she fucks better than she looks.
Now I kiss her and then kiss her shoulder and she starts the porn star sounds.....all the moaning and bollocks......I don't know about you guys but I hate it....I say to her can she stop faking it please.....she don't like that either.....more awkwardness.....anyway she lies back and opens her legs.
I think to fuck it I enjoy giving RO soi go down on her................her pussy smells a bit and she needs a shave .............I can't even bring myself to lick it because of the smell so I finger her...................now there are not many girls who can take two of my fingers let alone three.....but she can and easily..............it is not what you call tight. She cums easily enough and squirts.
Now we have another thing well I grab her hair too tight and she doesn't like that and I say sorry and say I won't do it again ....again another moment where we are not clicking. she goes down on me but by this point I can't get hard ......I've just had enough.
She trying to get me hard but I'm like I rather watch telly and have a wank then spend any more time with her.
I ask her to leave after I say 20mins of action and 20mins of her messing about.
She doesn't offer to give me any of my money back I don't want it I just want her out of the door.
Now to be fair to her she is a nice lady ...she wasn't a bitch or anything but she really doesn't look ANYTHING like her pics and if they are her then there either very old before kids or photoshopped to the max.
Anyway, thats why I'm happy to see girls like Becki who's pics I know are real and not gonna trust any more photoshopped pics unless I cam them first.
My apologies for going on and if I bored you.
