Author Topic: So... Who's Going To Take One For The Team (TOFTT)? - LONDON  (Read 2668860 times)

Online Fuzzyduck

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Cyber Thursday ... £130 instead of £150  :dance:

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Not exactly TOFTT eh? Also she had a discount going @ £120/hr just a few weeks ago. I suspect she's got a bit of dusty phone syndrome.

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Have fun ! she looks good ! please review ;-)

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Not sure if you're being ironic ... but I'd say she needs to sue her face surgeon more like.  :scare:

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Not sure if you're being ironic ... but I'd say she needs to sue her face surgeon more like.  :scare:

She needs a epi pen.   Pore birds having a reaction
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Not sure if you're being ironic ... but I'd say she needs to sue her face surgeon more like.  :scare:

Maybe he likes his ladies with big lips to suck his stick :lol: :lol: :lol:.

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read my review first.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=127186.0

Alas, I didn’t see your post before I went. Which would have saved me the £60.

She is now working on a ground floor flat  near lewisham Park.

I arrived, and was led into her room at the back. She had white sports leggings on and a tight runners bra, initially I was pleased with what I saw (I’m a sucker for leggings)

Her body is ok, slightly chubby, ass is kinda thick, not too bad.

Nice breasts. Face is cute In that chubby kind of way  :lol:

Anyway, she strips off, I’m still into it, I lay down on the bed and she is playing with my dick. This is where it goes downhill. Her breath smells, it was really off putting, Im now trying to avoid her mouth. I start working on her breasts, decent size. Cock rubbing between them. She doesn’t really enjoy this and starts trying to wank me fast, I guess wanting me to finish. I slow her down. She then suits up Johnny and she starts to fuck me on top. I can’t stand her breath so I turn her over and fuck her from behind. To be fair her ass is a nice view. I then decide to Finish as she just doesn’t seem into it. I wanted to pull of the condom and cum over her ass but she spins round and pretty much stops me from doing so.

After it’s done she suddenly becomes all talkative and flirty, helping me out on my jeans and jacket. I hate it when they do this; cold at the start, then flirty once the deeds done.

All in all it was a shit punt. Pump and dump that’s all, I fancied a black girl and this was the best on offer in lewisham (which is weird don’t you think)

I won’t be returning.

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I had hoped to see Claire+Porno+Girl because of THOSE shoes which were in all her profile photos, but she had moved to Northampton and now her profile has gone.

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I had hoped to see Claire+Porno+Girl because of THOSE shoes which were in all her profile photos, but she had moved to Northampton and now her profile has gone.

Northampton being the spiritual home of the UK shoe and boot industry.

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You pressing first highlighted on top „Emails & Bookings” then at the bottom „View full newsfeed”



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Got it  :thumbsup: Good Man!  :hi:

Offline whoya.kiddin

Did you see her in the end BF :unknown:
No Reviews and £180ph seems a bit steep for a newbie

Moving location every day while putting her rates up (now up to £180 ph and listing in Horsham today)...my spider sense is tingling...

Offline Bloody foreigner

Did you see her in the end BF :unknown:
No Reviews and £180ph seems a bit steep for a newbie

No. Wanted to see her today or tomorrow, but she is changed location again.
Like whoya.kiddin I’m thinking that’s something is not right with this profile.
Prices raised, number changed and location is different everyday... I will pass with this one.

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Moving location every day while putting her rates up (now up to £180 ph and listing in Horsham today)...my spider sense is tingling...
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Mmm thats what I thought :hi:

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Mmm thats what I thought :hi:

Can just about imagine what her tits look like ... too good
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Offline ollielon

Not sure if you're being ironic ... but I'd say she needs to sue her face surgeon more like.  :scare:

Yes agree - I was actually responding to Bloody foreigner on
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Available today in London. Now in Kensington, but in description still Paddington. I will have some time during the weekend and can tofft then. Hope she is real   :)

Have fun ! she looks good ! please review ;-)


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Her pimp must be an Uber driver, she’s now showing as being in the Crawley area.

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Why would you photoshop your arse texture and skin colour? (and not very good either)  :unknown:


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Offline Mr_Shins

Haven't seen either profile before. Don't know how to put pictures by the links.

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Blonde Barbi
Bethnal Green, Shoreditch, Hoxton

£70 & £90 for 30 & 60mins


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Sensual-Adriana69
Aldgate Whitechapel Tower Hill Liverpool St

£70 & £120 for 30 & 60mins

I like the look of Sensual-Adriana69: well those boots anyway.

Usual though: sent a message on A/W, logged in a few times since but hasn't even bothered to read it.
With these profiles a text is usually more likely to get attention but such people usually turn out to be bad in comms.

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looks delicious

Keeps accessing from Germany and has moved through a few different locations.. big list of extras, and feedback doesn’t look great

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She needs a epi pen.   Pore birds having a reaction

Hats off to Finbar for funniest comment on this board in months.  Thank you that was hilarious

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Seems to have self harm marks on legs..

You must have scrutinised every inch of her KT to see if she was ripe enough to pick!
It's all down to that "what's the best time to pick a mango" training you've endured over the years.   ;)

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those could be anything surely

Looks like self harm scars to me..
Wouldn't want to be putting my  physical safety on the line with a mentally damaged woman.. :scare: :scare:
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Offline winkywanky

those could be anything surely


No, they are self-harm scars. Cuts at the top of the thighs going across.

Seemingly so frequent now, hard to tell these days whether a sign of genuine mental health issues, or simply a 'badge of honour' for the daily-growing number of snowflaky individuals who seem intent on living on social media and broadcasting to the world how life is 'so tough these days' (it was always tough, get over yourself  :rolleyes:).

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No, they are self-harm scars. Cuts at the top of the thighs going across.

Seemingly so frequent now, hard to tell these days whether a sign of genuine mental health issues, or simply a 'badge of honour' for the daily-growing number of snowflaky individuals who seem intent on living on social media and broadcasting to the world how life is 'so tough these days' (it was always tough, get over yourself  :rolleyes:).

A 'badge of honour' indeed.

Dueling scars were popular amongst upper-class Austrians and Germans involved in academic fencing at the start of the 20th century. Being a practice amongst university students, it was seen as a mark of their class and honour, due to the status of dueling societies at German and Austrian universities at the time.

Not much has changed Mr. wanky. 

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A 'badge of honour' indeed.

Dueling scars were popular amongst upper-class Austrians and Germans involved in academic fencing at the start of the 20th century. Being a practice amongst university students, it was seen as a mark of their class and honour, due to the status of dueling societies at German and Austrian universities at the time.

Not much has changed Mr. wanky. 

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I can barely put up with a few classy tattoos, but self inflicted self harm scarring, yukhzzzzxx :vomit:
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No, they are self-harm scars. Cuts at the top of the thighs going across.

Seemingly so frequent now, hard to tell these days whether a sign of genuine mental health issues, or simply a 'badge of honour' for the daily-growing number of snowflaky individuals who seem intent on living on social media and broadcasting to the world how life is 'so tough these days' (it was always tough, get over yourself  :rolleyes:).

i feel bad for them

Offline tantric talents

She now charges £200/h !!!!

This one goes my the name Germanika on Diva Escorts.

Good spot. She’s pretty but even at 200 with those limited services I somehow think not....

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She now charges £200/h !!!!

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This one goes my the name Germanika on Diva Escorts.
Do not pay those inflated prices.. For 60half an hour or 120 an hour she is not bad value but at 200ph she is having a laugh



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Even £150/h is overpriced for a Brazilian, £300/h is ridiculous.
Bonkers money- she wont last. :unknown:

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Also pics are heavily photoshopped :hi:

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Isn't she the one with a super-dull service from this review? I missed out on £50 p&d version. At £200 per hour, I guess I'll never find out.
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=262003.0
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Offline Milky911

Looks like self harm scars to me..
Wouldn't want to be putting my  physical safety on the line with a mentally damaged woman.. :scare: :scare:

If that’s the case you’ll only be wanking from now on! (They are all mental)

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