Author Topic: So... Who's Going To Take One For The Team (TOFTT)? - LONDON  (Read 2742186 times)

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Apologies, ill start reviewing.

I disagree with your third point though. Theres not a single occasion when I have refused to help. Please don't make things up to support your agenda!!

my bad, my agenda is to try getting you to help us out too....guilty

I am asking for help, you appear to be a bit of a booty lover .... who have you seen and what is your experience, looking to see if i can get on that too.... a review of it would amazing help to myself and many others  :hi:



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Thanks to her skillful use of The Times we have no idea if she's the same as the girl gallery pics, she might be of the same height and hip proportions.

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3'9" and 24" chest !  Now that's an experience I haven't had and am not sure how legal it might be.
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Thanks to her skillful use of The Times we have no idea if she's the same as the girl gallery pics, she might be of the same height and hip proportions.

This totally cracked me up :thumbsup:

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3'9" and 24" chest !  Now that's an experience I haven't had and am not sure how legal it might be.

Would explain why she is dressed as an Elf
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i do fancy this one looks nice, but very very limited likes, hopefully likes list will change soon

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Would avoid - bait & switch location
Bloody shame as thats a lovely body :dancegirl:

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Assuming you haven't just told us your password to something???  :lol:

Just the name of a leech he called out earlier in the thread, but by all means give it a go :D

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£170 p/h for someone who needs to be on weight watchers  :thumbsdown:

Services offered enough to possibly form up to a racy GFE.  Enthusiasm and skills are more important than looks or age.  It's one thing to call out size if it's being misrepresented, it's another to promote body fascism.  And for one with so many faults...

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Same girl? Look very similar despite difference in price

Nope, not even close.
Still drunk from last night?  Best not punt for anything more than £20 and be sure the barman confirms it's female before you head for the car park.

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Services offered enough to possibly form up to a racy GFE.  Enthusiasm and skills are more important than looks or age.  It's one thing to call out size if it's being misrepresented, it's another to promote body fascism.  And for one with so many faults...

I am a decent honest man.👍
Alias we all have minor faults..
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I am a decent honest man.👍
Alias we all have minor faults..

 :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
Only thing for sure is that you're at least a dual personality.  I don't think your current "wonderful" girlfriend would consider you decent or honest.

I sadly only have the one wanker to deal with when I look in the mirror.  Fortunately I have many faults to work on.   :dash:

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Services offered enough to possibly form up to a racy GFE.  Enthusiasm and skills are more important than looks or age.  It's one thing to call out size if it's being misrepresented, it's another to promote body fascism.  And for one with so many faults...

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£170 p/h for someone who needs to be on weight watchers  :thumbsdown:

why do you like body shaming?

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:lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
Only thing for sure is that you're at least a dual personality.  I don't think your current "wonderful" girlfriend would consider you decent or honest.

I sadly only have the one wanker to deal with when I look in the mirror.  Fortunately I have many faults to work on.   :dash:

I am a honest decent man..
I am a man/child.. boys will be Boyz at the end of the day..
Obviously my lady wouldn't ever want to understand variety nourishment.. but then again she will never know..
Eye of the 🐅 on that 1!
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£170 + lady should be hot..
That's all..

Lady can charge what she wants...good on her if it is working for her

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Lady can charge what she wants...good on her if it is working for her

agreed, market forces will dictate her price

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Assuming you haven't just told us your password to something???  :lol:

you got me man  :D , log in baby

advent9206, just checking in on the help we asked for mate...dont go into hiding for another 6 months before you come back asking for help prior to helping me out, cause you know i blatantly outright asked on behalf of the board so that at least one of us can get a nice good shag or avoid a bad one

here is to that review matey

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you got me man  :D , log in baby

advent9206, just checking in on the help we asked for mate...dont go into hiding for another 6 months before you come back asking for help prior to helping me out, cause you know i blatantly outright asked on behalf of the board so that at least one of us can get a nice good shag or avoid a bad one

here is to that review matey

You must be an awesome dad!   :thumbsup:

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I am a honest decent man..
I am a man/child.. boys will be Boyz at the end of the day..
Obviously my lady wouldn't ever want to understand variety nourishment.. but then again she will never know..
Eye of the 🐅 on that 1!

Yup, at least 2 personalities.  I guess technically, if they're legally recognised individual entities, then one of them might actually be honest...  Go on tell her the whole story.  If she loves you like one of you thinks she does then she'll accept you for all the people you are.

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Nope, not even close.
Still drunk from last night?  Best not punt for anything more than £20 and be sure the barman confirms it's female before you head for the car park.

Ah mate, haven't drank for 7 months and then got smashed, and yes, it has been a very foggy day in my head.

Haven't punted for ages, so I'm ok with that lol

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£170 + lady should be hot..
That's all..

Actually, barring her thickness, she's got an attractive looking face, decent lower legs and if her chebs are as large as she claims then she's pretty hot.  A bit Sophie Dahl before the slimming.

Don't forget, your hot is NOT everyone else's version of hot. 



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New Polish profile in Aldgate. Claimed age is 30. Charging 70/100

Dfk, owo and cim. She doesn't look like a newbie wg.

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Another one at 80/120. Same services claims to be 22.


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New Polish profile in Aldgate. Claimed age is 30. Charging 70/100

Dfk, owo and cim. She doesn't look like a newbie wg.

Seen today, review to follow later. Big unit size 16 at least, enjoyable Fuck but very little services given.

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Seen today, review to follow later. Big unit size 16 at least, enjoyable Fuck but very little services given.
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Nicely done.  :thumbsup:

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My cock ain't going anywhere near that  :lol:

Probably comforting to some, including the SP.  :sarcastic:

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Probably comforting to some, including the SP.  :sarcastic:

I wonder what some of them would think of mine? :lol: :D :lol: :D
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I wonder what some of them would think of mine? :lol: :D :lol: :D

Given the only mention of you on the web outside of UKP was not complimentary, perhaps you shouldn't court comment.   :unknown:

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Given the only mention of you on the web outside of UKP was not complimentary, perhaps you shouldn't court comment.   :unknown:
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Alexia Grant didn't.. still in peanut mode
No take off at all  :lol: :cool: :lol: :lol:
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Nicely done.  :thumbsup:

Size 16? She doesn't look that chubby in the pictures. Thanks for the intel. I look forward to the review

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Dfk, owo and cim. She doesn't look like a newbie wg.

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Although on further consideration probably isn't. She's had a few profile swaps though usually sticks to the same basic details (Hungarian, in her 20's) different MO to this new WG Profile.

Sadly no cigar mate.   As fun as it was poring over Angelica's pics again to compare, they are different bodies and faces.  Shame I just can't be arsed to try Angelica because of all the faff she's caused in the past.

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Although on further consideration probably isn't. She's had a few profile swaps though usually sticks to the same basic details (Hungarian, in her 20's) different MO to this new WG Profile.
She is not Angelica, who is Hungarian and I have seen recently.
She looks very similar to one of the Polish WGs that I saw in North Acton about two years ago.
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£170 p/h for someone who needs to be on weight watchers  :thumbsdown:

And for this remark, here on UKP, the PC police step in and carry out a character assassination ?