milf alice_69

[datyman]

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Duration: 1 hour
Cost: £90

Rationale
I have a thing about fit looking 30 something women who look like they walked off a porn shoot. I had seen Alice's pictures a few times and thought about seeing her but I generally steer clear of EE girls due to the communication problems they often have. I noticed that she had some new photos made and I re-read her AW reviews all of which were very good and the reviews here too. I decided to make contact and make my own mind up.

Booking Alice:
Contact first via AW email which was favourable and then by text.
On the day before I confirmed all was ok and then on the morning of the punt I confirmed again and requested the location details all of which were supplied with no problems.

Location:
A set of apartments located on the edge of the city close by a police station. Quite rough and off putting to look at.
I requested by text the apartment number and access info. The Apartment itself, didn't see much it was dimly lit as was the room the action took place, this room however was clean and pleasantly set up.

The meeting:
I knocked on the apartment door which was opened and I walked into a dimly lit hallway. The door closed and Alice was standing there wearing glasses, a two piece lingerie set and uber high heeled shoes (which took her svelte 5' 7" frame to 6'0") and a gorgeous smile. She doesn't have large breasts but they are pert with suckable nipples. She is very pretty and has full BJ lips. For a woman of 35 yo she has a fabulous body! 

Alice smiled stuck her hand out and said hello I'm Alice. She immediately leaned forward and kissed me on the lips and grinned. Alice took my hand and led me into a bedroom which was clean and tidy the bed neatly made with wipes and baby oil on the bedside cabinet.
I handed over the notes and she asked me if I wanted to use the shower. I had just had a shower before I arrived so told the same. She then disappeared with the money to the adjacent room. I began to undress expecting the usual routine of massage, a little oral and then sex. I was wrong!

Alice reappeared after a few seconds and took off all off her bra and pants and leapt onto the bed and lay down faced upwards still wearing her glasses. I was taking the rest of my clothes off as fast as I could. She beckoned me by slapping the mattress to lay down next to her which I did she then began a DFK sesh very passionate and stroking me getting lower and lower to my cock and kept on with the DFK whilst massaging my cock. She also slipped her hand over my scrote and gently juggled and squeezed them without causing pain all of this was most pleasurable. She kept this up for a few minutes and I thought I was going to shoot as toyed with my dick but then she moved her mouth away from mine her long lovely brown hair brushing across my face and chest. Next her lovely mouth was on my cock performing a very sensual sloppy bareback blow job. This went on for several minutes and I was moaning with joy. Again I thought I was about to shoot and I think she sensed this and stopped and returned to my mouth for some more DFK. She then placed a leg over my body so that her lower abdomen and pubic bone were rubbing my cock quite hard this sensation was just incredible. I then suggested a 69 which she immediately got into position for and I was faced with fabulous bum and pussy. I began my tongue action on her pretty pussy and I heard her moaning at first I thought she was putting it on but I noticed that she was producing a lot of yummy tasting pussy juices. All of a sudden she stopped sucking me off and grabbed my thighs and started moaning in Polish and thrusting her pussy down on my tongue. She then collapsed in a heap on me and then got off and began kissing me on the lips.

I suggested sex and she was ready for that, leaned over and grabbed a condom from the bedside cabinet and in a blur placed it over my cock. She then got into cow girl position and began riding me quite vigorously moaning and gripping my shoulders and very now and then bending towards me and giving me a quick snog. She was developing quite a sheen on her body due to the effort. I said to her let me do some work and got her on her back and began a mish session after a few minutes we switched to doggy and after several minutes of doggy Alice asked me to lie down and began an oily hand job. I really liked this but wanted to fuck some more and mentioned this. She said yes please and grabbed another condom placed in on my todger and we fucked in a spoons position which after another ten minutes resulted in me shooting my load and experiencing a very intense orgasm. I know that Alice had several orgasms doing the time we spent together and I liked that as it shows that she is enjoying the experience as much as I am.

Conclusion
From reading the other reviews it would appear that Alice follows a particular routine for her meets. To be fair I really enjoyed it and found it good value for money, however, I do like a bit of banter too which as per type was missing with a meet with an EE girl.

Would I return? In this chocolate box of WGs there are so many WGs to meet so little time (and money) to experience them all. But to answer my question; Yes. Just because I enjoyed it the first time around.


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[GolfNut]

Mixed comments about her on the other reviews though I'd ignore the negative as it's from a banned ex member who's reviews were dubious at best.

Sounds like she's worth a look.

Thanks for the review datyman 

[CoolTiger]

Mixed comments about her on the other reviews though I'd ignore the negative as it's from a banned ex member who's reviews were dubious at best.

Sounds like she's worth a look.

Thanks for the review datyman 

Leicesterpokerboy aka bluebirdman, has also tried to use other nics in an attempt to rejoin UKP since being banned. He is a genuine punter, whom I vouched for in one of his early posts, as some members thought he was a pimp. He is a serial punter who has seen loads of girls, and we all could have done with with his reviews, but sadly, he could not stay within the UKP rules, so has been duly banned.

[Picti]

Leicesterpokerboy aka bluebirdman, has also tried to use other nics in an attempt to rejoin UKP since being banned. He is a genuine punter, whom I vouched for in one of his early posts, as some members thought he was a pimp. He is a serial punter who has seen loads of girls, and we all could have done with with his reviews, but sadly, he could not stay within the UKP rules, so has been duly banned.

I feel slightly bad now as I was certainly suspicious of this guy (and treated him accordingly), and some of his postings were very inconsistent with a genuine punter's behaviour.  I would say that I wish we knew, but I also recall that his posting behaviour under the previous nic was also dubious and that he didn't respond to the guidance offered then.  What a pity that an experienced and knowledgeable punter can't transfer that and adapt to a punting forum     

[CoolTiger]

I feel slightly bad now as I was certainly suspicious of this guy (and treated him accordingly), and some of his postings were very inconsistent with a genuine punter's behaviour.  I would say that I wish we knew, but I also recall that his posting behaviour under the previous nic was also dubious and that he didn't respond to the guidance offered then.  What a pity that an experienced and knowledgeable punter can't transfer that and adapt to a punting forum     

I wouldn't feel bad. Over the past year or so, I have become hardened with newbies and am usually suspicious of them, esp where they don't respond.

Classic ones were those who would insist on using a Nottingham based agency, knowing fully well what the general consensus is of most members on here.

Above is not the only one. Iloveoral is another one who had similar tendencies, and got himself banned. He had so much punting experience/knowledge that it is a pity he is not able to share it with us.

Gav Lee is another banned member I can think of who has so much knowledge of WGs in the nottingham/sheffield area.

[Knny]

Maybe there could be staged banning procedure.  First banning, 1 month. Second banning 6 months.  Third banning ..permanent.

Of depends on the reason....

[GolfNut]

Leicesterpokerboy aka bluebirdman, has also tried to use other nics in an attempt to rejoin UKP since being banned. He is a genuine punter, whom I vouched for in one of his early posts, as some members thought he was a pimp. He is a serial punter who has seen loads of girls, and we all could have done with with his reviews, but sadly, he could not stay within the UKP rules, so has been duly banned.

I hear what you are saying CT. I didn't spot that Leicesterpokerboy was bluebirdman. Very different style of writing. Both not to my liking TBH.

There is also a chasm of different opinion between this review and Leicesterpokerboy's review.

Given what he had to say about Tiffany viz a viz DFK knowing that this is not a service she supposedly offers, my natural instinct told me he was spouting crap.

If he is such a reputable reviewer then that casts doubt on this reviewer's integrity.

So which side of the fence do you sit on that issue??

[CoolTiger]

I hear what you are saying CT. I didn't spot that Leicesterpokerboy was bluebirdman. Very different style of writing. Both not to my liking TBH.

There is also a chasm of different opinion between this review and Leicesterpokerboy's review.

Given what he had to say about Tiffany viz a viz DFK knowing that this is not a service she supposedly offers, my natural instinct told me he was spouting crap.

If he is such a reputable reviewer then that casts doubt on this reviewer's integrity.

So which side of the fence do you sit on that issue??

I see where you're coming from. Most of the reviews that he has passed on to me were of the bluebird nic, and I had trusted these since he started to send them to me a few years ago.

Having been banned and then turned up with new nics, I can see how he has changed his style, etc. so as not to be recognised.

I fully agree about Tiffany not providing ANY kissing at all (even though I have not seen her), will check with him as to why he would have said that.

As for which side of the fence, it goes without saying that reviews from reputable known members easily take precedence over banned members's reviews.


EDIT
for what it's worth... Forgot to add that for a few years, all reports submitted by bluebirdman to me were circulated within our group and the members I circlated the reviews to never came back to offer different views.

[GolfNut]

As for which side of the fence, it goes without saying that reviews from reputable known members easily take precedence over banned members's reviews.

We certainly agree on this ^^.

ILO was indeed a great loss to this region's community. Didn't know Gav Lee as he was before my time but seems to have a wealth of experience based on his posts on uke.

There does appear to be a number of new posters and reviewers of late, so hopefully some of these will emerge as quality reviewers. Just need you and SD with mine and pictisunum's help to knock them into shape.

 

[CoolTiger]

We certainly agree on this ^^.

ILO was indeed a great loss to this region's community. Didn't know Gav Lee as he was before my time but seems to have a wealth of experience based on his posts on uke.

There does appear to be a number of new posters and reviewers of late, so hopefully some of these will emerge as quality reviewers. Just need you and SD with mine and pictisunum's help to knock them into shape.

 

Reminds me of The A-Team 

Now which character would you go for?

[GolfNut]

Reminds me of The A-Team 

Now which character would you go for?

Gotta be BA Barracus you crazy fooool, so quit your Jibber Jabber or you gonna meet my friend Painnn!

 

[Leicpokerboy]

I feel slightly bad now as I was certainly suspicious of this guy (and treated him accordingly), and some of his postings were very inconsistent with a genuine punter's behaviour.  I would say that I wish we knew, but I also recall that his posting behaviour under the previous nic was also dubious and that he didn't respond to the guidance offered then.  What a pity that an experienced and knowledgeable punter can't transfer that and adapt to a punting forum 

No need to feel bad at all pic. Everyone's entitled to voice they views and opinions ( be a boring place if we didn't. ) I respect everyone's opinion whether I agree with it or not.

I just wanted to give something back to the forum for all the good things I've taken from it. My review of this girl was negative because I went with a belief of what I wanted and she just simply didn't come close at all. Where as my review of Kylie I went with a totally different mindset of what I wanted and was happy she delivered what I wanted so gave her a positive.
If I was to take away what my expectations were for both and just rate them on a controlled basis then Alice would get the better review by far.
Also on a side note if I was to review Kylie again on my last visit I would give her a negative and a warning to stay away.

I hope this helps clear things up in the sense that my reviews in the past seem to be inconsistent basically I go to each punt with different expectations and review them on those expectations.

Great to be back and I hope any one I have upset in the past we can wipe the slate clean and start again.

[GolfNut]

I hope this helps clear things up in the sense that my reviews in the past seem to be inconsistent basically I go to each punt with different expectations and review them on those expectations.

Great to be back and I hope any one I have upset in the past we can wipe the slate clean and start again.

Welcome back Leicesterpokeyboy. 

Hopefully you've seen the comments made about your inconsistent approach to reviews and comments.

If you plan on staying you'll need to learn to be more consistent in both departments. Reviews are there to help punters make informed decisions about whether to spend their hard earned money on an SP, so bear that in mind when you write your next and future reviews and all will be well. 

[Leicpokerboy]

Welcome back Leicesterpokeyboy. 

Hopefully you've seen the comments made about your inconsistent approach to reviews and comments.

If you plan on staying you'll need to learn to be more consistent in both departments. Reviews are there to help punters make informed decisions about whether to spend their hard earned money on an SP, so bear that in mind when you write your next and future reviews and all will be well. 

I completely understand you opinion and view and respect it. But I find it difficult to write anything but an honest and accurate review of the girl. As I have a very varied spectrum of what I want to happen in a meet.
I could go to a meet just wanting to play with a girls tits and wank off in the end, and pretty much anyone can provide this with ease they just have to sit there.  Which for me results in it being a positve experience for me. So I don't believe it be I can review her on any other basis as it be unfair to say she didn't have sex with me as I didn't request it. 

Maybe if I write any more reviews it' be better if at the start I explain what I was looking for in the punt so maybe that wod make it easier for others to get an idea of how I reviewed the girl??

[Leicpokerboy]

Oh yeah forgot to say thanks for the welcome back GN. 

[GolfNut]

Oh yeah forgot to say thanks for the welcome back GN. 

You're welcome! 

[Picti]

No need to feel bad at all pic.

I feel that I should emphasise the "slightly" aspect of feeling bad   

LPB you must've had that crack legal team working 24 / 7 to find a reinstatement loophole 

Welcome back anyway and I hope you'll find a better feel for the forum.  No need to try to impress anyone; honest, accurate reviews, and considered, balanced opinions are all that's required.

[Knny]

Yes welcome back.  The east midlands section has been a bit quiet.

[CoolTiger]

I feel that I should emphasise the "slightly" aspect of feeling bad   

LPB you must've had that crack legal team working 24 / 7 to find a reinstatement loophole 

Welcome back anyway and I hope you'll find a better feel for the forum.  No need to try to impress anyone; honest, accurate reviews, and considered, balanced opinions are all that's required.

I can vouch for that 

Good thing he had some key, reliable witnesses 

Invoice on its way, as we speak.

[Leicpokerboy]

I can vouch for that 

Good thing he had some key, reliable witnesses 

Invoice on its way, as we speak.

Haha. The best  money can buy. A big thank you as well to CT.

P.s how's you criminal law defence knowledge? ;-)