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External Link/Members Only Thanks to all those who have previously reviewed Jade. Positive reviews and the way she came across on UKE through her posts and PMs persuaded me to smash my usual budget and spend for what was, for me, a record amount for punt.
Until recently, my punting strategy has been about getting as much sex as possible, but I am now moving towards quality over quantity - well maybe once a month!
Comms:Contacted Jade by PM on UKE, where she was promoting her London tour. Date/time arranged (backed up by AW booking) and services/outfit sorted out via further PMs. Got details of hotel and room the day before.
Location:Nice 4* hotel in Shepherd's Bush, from which Jade was working for a few days.
Plenty of people about so can go in and out without drawing attention. Did see staff on the floor. When I was leaving Jade's room, there was a member of staff right outside. I'm not sure if he saw Jade totally starkers on the other side of the door but he did say 'hello' rather cheerily!
Don't do what I did and park in the West 12 multi-storey - £9 for 2hrs that was 2mins away from being £13. Made a pricey punt even more expensive.
The days/times when on-street parking apply depend on where you are in SB.
On-street parking is £1.40 for 30mins in the centre, £1.10 an hour farther out and in some areas charges only apply Mon-Fri 9-6.
Tube station and bus stops about 5mins walk away.
Looks:There are a number of photos on Jade's profiles on AW and UKE, some of which are representative and some which aren't that flattering.
She has the look of quite an attractive MILF and she is on or about her stated age of 38, in my opinion. If you want a comparison, I'd say think Chloe from TOWIE in a few years' time.
Enhanced breasts and some tattoos on front and inscription on back, but nothing off-putting.
Personality:Jade is very welcoming and eager to please, keen that you have a good time.
She is English and conversation was easy but at the same time it was nice
not to be asked by an escort: "what's your job?", "are you married/have kids?", "how old are you?" etc.
Services:FK
OWO
CIM
HJ
RO / 69
Massage
Protected sec
Highlights of meet- FK was nice, but not really anything special, though I guess I set the bar high.
- Jade was fine with some light face-fucking and took my load well, before discreetly going to the bathroom for a rinse. I couldn't say whether she swallowed any, but it's possible some went down en route.
- Jade's bookings before mine had cancelled, which was good news for me, not so good for her. She was very responsive to oral (encouraging without being fake) and had an orgasm fairly quickly, it being the first of the day. I can't tell with an escort usually, but think this was genuine as she was very wet!
- Jade is a trained masseuse - and it showed. Her massage was excellent, sorted out the stiffness in my back and meant I was really relaxed - even when I broke down at 60mph on the way home!
- We had enthusiastic sex in a number of positions - again natural without any fake moaning. FK during sex as well as eye contact, but not really any of the latter during oral.
- Excellent OWO to get John Thomas back to attention when he was flagging during sex, but didn't manage to pop a second time.
- Managed to give Jade orgasm no. 2, though with oral and light fingering with one digit, and our hour was up, coming to a natural conclusion without me feeling like I was rushed.
- Turned the rap music radio channel on the TV off and switched to Magic FM.
- Shower was of high standard, being a hotel - had one before, during and after the punt. Hopefully, she'll remember to get in wet wipes next time!
Recommend/return?:I shall spend £140 so rarely that when I do, there are other escorts to see first before returning at that price.
However, there aren't many nice, experienced English escorts, so if Jade is in your budget and geographical punting area, I would recommend.
