Vivian Lovee - Brentwood - Never Again

[bowwow1]

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So I don't know where to start with this review, but the last person to review her is a lair

Comms
She wasn't to the point over the phone I wouldn't say blunt but not what you are looking for.

Her place

her place isn't hard to get to by public trans or by car and spaces for parking, but walking down you feel like you are being watch.

App
She's deffo photoshopped and has fucking aged, she looks like she's had a hard life! I mean no disrespect but i was expecting way better. nice bum and boobs but the rest you'll have to imagine better.

Services
OW, Doggy, Mis, Cowgirl hand relief

I got to her place i'd been there before for another latina girl, there was a guy going into his garden i felt he knew why i was there. She opened the door basically naked in her heels I was underwhelmed but i'd made the long journey there. She was friendly to start of with.

Her english wasn't so good, she seemed nice. I got undressed she put a condom on without me even getting an erection I told her your waisting your time. I need at least a dance. I got behind her and started grinding to get an erection. I was finally up and i said i wanted a blowjob she said £20 extra with out a condom, I said forget lets just get on with the OW.

She lied on her back and let me plow away! she wasn't giving me much at this point so i just took control and thought I'm just going to be a creepy fuck and do as i wish.

Went into doggy and smacked her bum she complained, pulled her hair not to rough she complained
she went on top then i asked for more aw because i was going to pop.

She reminded me twice how long i had left by this point i just made sure i got what i needed, i started face fucking her till i came.

all in all i think I'm done with punting, 100% done with latinas because I'm tired of the shit english 100% done with the lack of intimacy.

4/10 from me

[Hertsgent]

Sorry you had a bad punt, and useful review 

However, piss poor form slagging off a previous UKP reviewer who has contributed a large number of reviews on this forum 

[socks]

...piss poor form slagging off a previous UKP reviewer who has contributed a large number of reviews on this forum 

Indeed. Makes you look like a twat and casts doubt over the value of your review.

[bowwow1]

Don't care how i come across, I wasted £70 on an over age run down escort, i was relying on that review and I'm pissed of at how shit it was!

[socks]

...and if only that bastard belgarion with his paltry 20 reviews hadn't weaved you such a web of bullshit, everything would have been alright for bow-jonnycomelately-wow...

[Belgarion]

Sorry you had a shit punt my good fellow but what exactly did I lie about?

[bowwow1]

for 1 How she looked for 1, those photos are at least 5-10 years older,
her attitude stunk

[Belgarion]

What lie specifically?

Come on, should not be hard to be specific.

[socks]

bowwow are you thinking of asking belgarion for your money back?

[Belgarion]

I am quite surprised you did not walk away Bowwow

Surely if she looked old and haggard you should have walked.

I cannot comment on the attitude but she was very nice to me, I saw her on Saturday and another guy had turned up to the place which I now know has a few girls who had booked for 2 hours with her.

So something's not quite right

[SaneOnes]

It may well have been a different girl, for crying out loud.

[carefree]

Don't care how i come across, I wasted £70 on an over age run down escort, i was relying on that review and I'm pissed of at how shit it was!

Dry your eyes mate, shit happens.

Just because it's good for one doesn't mean it will be for you, maybe she just didn't like you

[TheBSG]

bowwow are you thinking of asking belgarion for your money back?

In all honesty I think Belgarion should refund all of us for every shit punt we've had ever... Come on cough up Belgarion!

[Belgarion]

Sure, not a problem

Account numbers, sort codes, pins and mothers maiden names please

[SaneOnes]

You wouldn't need pin numbers and mothers' maiden names at all to transfer funds.

[Belgarion]

I have a special type of account

[SaneOnes]

No, you don't.

[socks]

Sure, not a problem

Account numbers, sort codes, pins and mothers maiden names please

Go on bow wow, take a chance 

[Belgarion]

No, you don't.

Yes, I do.

[Zeusthedoc]

Don't care how i come across, I wasted £70 on an over age run down escort, i was relying on that review and I'm pissed of at how shit it was!

Got to be prepared to waste money in this game my friend! Shame about the shit out but you pick yourself up, dust yourself down, and carry the fuck on!

[SaneOnes]

Yes, I do.

What, a special account for someone who can't walk into our individual banks and deposit the cash? This is how it works - you get to the bank, walk right in, wait in a queue for longer than you should have to, get to a teller eventually, give him/her an account number and a sort code, hand him/her the money. Repeat the procedure for the next punter to be refunded on the account of bow wow wow having a shit punt with yet another EE coatrack.

[longstu72]

Gotta love it when someone doesn't quite get the joke...

[socks]

Mate I think Bulgarion is rather hoping to carry out the reverse of that procedure on our barking friend....personally I think the only safe way for bowwow is to post the info publicly rather than by pm to bulgarion. That way we can all keep an eye on it for him.

[SaneOnes]

Gotta love it when someone doesn't quite get the joke...

Well, i AM as dry as a desert.

[Belgarion]

Well, i AM as dry as a desert.

Clearly

[SaneOnes]