A quick one here as the punt didn't actually happen in the end!Location: Central Inverness
Duration: 30 minutes booked
Cost: £70 + £10 for OWO
External Link/Members OnlyWas feeling rather horny so decided on trying for a punt after work, considering the dire quality of local punting at the moment in Inverness I decided on a slightly different tact.
Usually I go for 1hr bookings as a minimum but decided that considering that was just throwing money away at the moment I would go for a 30 minute punt. Looking at Adultwork, Escort Scotland and Vivastreet I noted there was an Oriental on tour into Inverness in the latter.
Mayling appeared to have the services I wanted and on checking her pictures (blurred face) on Google Image search and Tineye I found no duplicates beyond the Vivastreet advert. I reasoned that she was probably older than the stated age of 25 but it was worth a TOFTT 30 minute quickie.
I phoned up Mayling (or her Madame - couldn't decide either way who picked up) at 4:50pm. A woman with a Chinese accent picked up, she had good English and the conversastion went as such:
Me: Hello, Mayling?
Her: Yes.
Me: Great, do you do OWO?
Her: Yes, £80 half hour.
Me: So £70 + £10?
Her: Yes that is correct, do you want to come.
Me: Yes please, can I book half five?
Her: Yes that is fine.
Me: Great send the address.
The address was in Church street right in the centre of Inverness, a very public location at the busy post work rush hour. That doesn't bother me, actually the reverse. I prefer that to quiet side streets in seedy areas or housing estates in many ways. The reason being if you dress smart, carry a work bag and go to the location with a purposeful look then you blend into the crowd of business men going home from work or off to find a bar for a post work drink. Even if you bump into somebody you know you have far better excuses at this time of day and location than in a random housing estate that you don't live in during the evening!
Sorry for the aside but just one pf my punting observations...I drove to a nearby car park filled with my pre-punt excitement of soon having Chinese mouth around my cock! It was a short walk to the general address and at 5:30pm I texted for the flat.
No response, at 5:35pm I phone...engaged. Thinking "I bet the clock is already ticking" I phone again this time she picks up and I am treated to a farcical conversation:
Me: Where do I need go?
Her: Sorry I can't see you now.
Me: Sorry, errr are you cancelling?
Her: No no no! Can't see you this hour?
Me: What do you mean?
Her: I am waiting for somebody to fix my intercom.
Me: So when could I see you:
Her: In an hour. 6:30.
Feeling that sinking realisation in my stomach and no lack of irritance I realised that I was being presented with three choices:
1) Wait until 6:30
2) Cancel and find another girl
3) Cancel, Find a bar for a drink then go home for some time with xHamster, Mrs Hand and her five lovely daughters!
I plumped for option 3 and cancelled. My guess is she double booked or another punter phoned in wanting an hour long punt, now with a degree of irony considering my preference for hour long punts I firmly believe that if a punter makes a shorter booking then five minutes later the working girl gets a call from another punter who wants a longer more lucrative booking she should honour the original booking. Going for option 1 only incentives working girls to mess punters around and rewards poor time keeping. The wind had been taken out of my sails so I didn't fancy option 2.
So a non review guys more a warning! The only reason I gave a neutral rather than a negative is:
a) I didn't actually have the punt
b) A new time was offered
Maybe I should just start uploading reviews of my punts with xHamster?
