BUBBLE BUTT, BIG ASS, BIG BOOTY, PAWG, CULO GRANDE

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Ryan Conner is in town tomorrow, no way I'm paying US rates unless my numbers come up on tonight's lotto.
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Ryan Conner?!!

Where can I find booking details and rates? Her twitter shows she was in Germany a few days ago but nothing about London.

I might be in the mood to do something very financially irresponsible...

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[The_Don]

Ryan Conner is in town tomorrow, no way I'm paying US rates unless my numbers come up on tonight's lotto.

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That being said there aren't many better Arses out there imho.

Is there a link, for her rates       (not that I'm currently looking to punt her)

[Vincent Law]

Well here is my review :

Very minimalist communication, i wrote a very polite text yesterday asking for availability today.
She answers "hello ok". I ask her to send me the address at least 1h before. She doesn't until i remind her.
Then double booking as she asked to postpone 30min.
Then when i arrived, shitty block, looks quite dirty, i asked for flat number she didn't reply, called no answer.
Left after 15min waiting outside.

Anyway you get the picture, i would be surprised if the quality of the service was any better. 

Thanks. One to avoid to like the plague!

[Anadin]

Is there a link, for her rates       (not that I'm currently looking to punt her)

Nah gotta e-mail her, she's here tii Friday. C'mon Thunderball.

1 hr - $1000 (£800)
4 hr - $3000 (£2400)
24 hrs - $8000 (£6400)

[BillGoldberg]

Nah gotta e-mail her, she's here tii Friday. C'mon Thunderball.

1 hr - $1000 (£800)
4 hr - $3000 (£2400)
24 hrs - $8000 (£6400)

She doesn't even turn me on in porn
Weird, plastic surgery overkill on her face
And I love big ass porn too

Even the awesome Monica Santhiago charges 'only' £400/hr when she's in town

[Anadin]

She doesn't even turn me on in porn
Weird, plastic surgery overkill on her face
And I love big ass porn too

Even the awesome Monica Santhiago charges 'only' £400/hr when she's in town

Ok so don't book her lol 

Those are the typical insane US porner rates, I've been a fan for some 17 years now so if I had a spare grand lying about I'd consider it.

[midobian]

Good find just seen your review how much and how long did you spend with her?

I was initially going to stay 15 minutes as I was pissed from my first encounter. I gave her the money but looked at the bum again as she walked out, I called her over and said can I stay for 30 minutes. I was actually there longer, as we just chatted after it all finished.

[midobian]

Can you kindly explain how/why did you go to Bermondsey to see her?

Cheers!!

It was between her and the other girl, but i decided to go to Bermondsey as I have read some of Martian's review and he always seems to have a good time there. The communication with her was really bad, simple short answers and took long to answer even when I said I am outside. Looking back at it now, I don't regret it at all, as I got to see the stripper who I would be paying a visit again today 

[Gentlelovemaking]

I was initially going to stay 15 minutes as I was pissed from my first encounter. I gave her the money but looked at the bum again as she walked out, I called her over and said can I stay for 30 minutes. I was actually there longer, as we just chatted after it all finished.

I went to her place in Clerkenwell yesterday I walked after seeing her, she just didn't do it for me. This was after a neutral experience with Jazmine sexy bum which may have tainted my opinion

[peter purves]

I went to her place in Clerkenwell yesterday I walked after seeing her, she just didn't do it for me. This was after a neutral experience with Jazmine sexy bum which may have tainted my opinion

So what was it about her that made you decide to walk?

Cheers

[peter purves]

I went to her place in Clerkenwell yesterday I walked after seeing her, she just didn't do it for me. This was after a neutral experience with Jazmine sexy bum which may have tainted my opinion

Just noticed this...

Can you say why you was neutral-ised by the experience?

Sorry to hear.

Cheers!!

[Gentlelovemaking]

So what was it about her that made you decide to walk?

Cheers

I didn't find her attractive although we isn't ugly. Her ass and tits weren't as big as I'd hoped for so didn't see the point in staying.

[Gentlelovemaking]

Just noticed this...

Can you say why you was neutral-ised by the experience?

Sorry to hear.

Cheers!!

She's a really nice and friendly girl, I'm sure if we spoke the same language we would have great convo. The action was really good she took a pounding and I enjoyed myself. She's very pretty even more so in person.....the reason it is neutral for me is her ass was blatantly fake and not done to the high standards I've seen on other girls. This tainted the experience for me

[peter purves]

I didn't find her attractive although we isn't ugly. Her ass and tits weren't as big as I'd hoped for so didn't see the point in staying.

Fairplay mate!!

So does this mean in the world of PP that her rear was not big and/or a bubble butt?? 

[peter purves]

She's a really nice and friendly girl, I'm sure if we spoke the same language we would have great convo. The action was really good she took a pounding and I enjoyed myself. She's very pretty even more so in person.....the reason it is neutral for me is her ass was blatantly fake and done to the high standards I've seen on other girls. This tainted the experience for me

Wow!! butt can't you....... 

[Gentlelovemaking]

Fairplay mate!!

So does this mean in the world of PP that her rear was not big and/or a bubble butt?? 

She has an ass but compared to my top punts no where near that standard, further more having been to strip clibs in Atlanta, Vegas and Miami her ass isn't as big as those strippers out there either

[Gentlelovemaking]

Wow!! butt can't you....... 

Her ass wasn't don't to the same standard as Bella or Zorro who's asses are fake but look real. Hers looks out of place

[peter purves]

Her ass wasn't don't to the same standard as Bella or Zorro who's asses are fake but look real. Hers looks out of place

Interesting! I think some WGs just go for bigger is better, just as porn stars do without any consideration to aesthetics.

[Gentlelovemaking]

Interesting! I think some WGs just go for bigger is better, just as porn stars do without any consideration to aesthetics.

I do agree she is very pretty I'm sure she has veneers (teeth were perfect) if she has a better ass job and was more toned she'd look a lot better

[PapaSmurf]

Let me know if she's up to par. Some might put he in the plump/bbw category. I certainly wouldn't kick her out of bed.
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[Brazilian Martian]

Let me know if she's up to par. Some might put he in the plump/bbw category. I certainly wouldn't kick her out of bed.
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This is a hard one she is attractive but she is also fat she has double chin and she is sucking in her gut, I have to say I like her tattoos she pulls it off well.

[peter purves]

Let me know if she's up to par. Some might put he in the plump/bbw category. I certainly wouldn't kick her out of bed.
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Looks fine!

My only observation is when WGs stand on the balls of their feet as shapeshifters, with the aim of creating the illusion of a bubble butt 

[carlsen]

This is a hard one she is attractive but she is also fat she has double chin and she is sucking in her gut, I have to say I like her tattoos she pulls it off well.

She's hardly fat. Has potential.

[Brazilian Martian]

She's hardly fat. Has potential.

  her pics have been edited plus she is clearly sucking in her gut in both pics plus look at her arms you can see mini bingo wings


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[hawai5o]

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Nice new pic of Curvy Ana showing her Bum.Not much use as she doesn't allow rimming and too far her present location .
Last week she was in Woking and I thought that was far,now she's in Manchester .

[brownman]

What's the point in having a big booty in front of you and not being able to rim it?

[peter purves]

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Nice new pic of Curvy Ana showing her Bum.Not much use as she doesn't allow rimming and too far her present location .
Last week she was in Woking and I thought that was far,now she's in Manchester .

Cheers mate!

Looking at the pic I can confidently say shapeshifters on the illusion of the bubble butt

[romeok]

Is it just me or WTF. The video  so called "proof" as well? Is this the holy grail?

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I believe this link was posted some time ago, on this thread. but i didnt see anyone reply to that message or TOFTT. I will do this on wed/thu - DEFINETLY, will be giving it a go!!!

[Brazilian Martian]

Is it just me or WTF. The video  so called "proof" as well? Is this the holy grail?

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I believe this link was posted some time ago, on this thread. but i didnt see anyone reply to that message or TOFTT. I will do this on wed/thu - DEFINETLY, will be giving it a go!!!

Loooool 180 per hour and no cim these girls are loco  plus she has no decent face pics. It's your money opp but I would not take a risk at that price

[romeok]

Loooool 180 per hour and no cim these girls are loco  plus she has no decent face pics. It's your money opp but I would not take a risk at that price

THAT ASS THOUGH!!!

[romeok]

Not too sure what to think about this one... hmmm....

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[Brazilian Martian]

THAT ASS THOUGH!!!

Then please spend your money on a girl that has no reviews and is charging 180 per hour her ass does look good but I also need to see better quality pictures and maybe a face pic as well

[romeok]

When it comes to jerking off and creating a HL at midnight.... and you come across a profile like this

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do NOT sign up for private gallery... boner kyptonite!! i will not be TOFTT lol

[Brazilian Martian]

Not too sure what to think about this one... hmmm....

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She's clearly older than 22, she seems to have a natural body but her tits are way to saggy for me personally, but at least she has a semi clear face pic

[peter purves]

Is it just me or WTF. The video  so called "proof" as well? Is this the holy grail?

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I believe this link was posted some time ago, on this thread. but i didnt see anyone reply to that message or TOFTT. I will do this on wed/thu - DEFINETLY, will be giving it a go!!!

There is enough information on her, if you search 'Harley Darko' it should come up...do excuse the pun.

Never realised she's back on the scene again

[peter purves]

Pictures not totally clear or conclusive but I am going to place her as entrant

Melissa Shurmann

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[Brazilian Martian]

Is it just me or WTF. The video  so called "proof" as well? Is this the holy grail?

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I believe this link was posted some time ago, on this thread. but i didnt see anyone reply to that message or TOFTT. I will do this on wed/thu - DEFINETLY, will be giving it a go!!!

This is from her profile so when you see her next week, bare this in mind.

REMEMBER TO BE A GENTLEMAN!!! GIFTS ARE ALWAYS WELCOME- I LOVE CHAMPAGNE, WHITE CHOCOLATE, FLOWERS AND ANY PERFUME WITH FLORAL NOTES.

[carlsen]

THAT ASS THOUGH!!!

Exactly. I wouldn't care if she didn't have a face. That's incredible. Go for it, I say...

[carlsen]

Exactly. I wouldn't care if she didn't have a face. That's incredible. Go for it, I say...

I see she's been mentioned on here before if you search Harley Darko.

[Avogadrosnumber]

What's the point in having a big booty in front of you and not being able to rim it?

I agree.

[pumps]

What's the point in having a big booty in front of you and not being able to rim it?

I see where your coming from.

maybe its for your own good, she might have uncontrollable IBS and can shit through the eye of a needle without forewarning 

[peter purves]

Exactly. I wouldn't care if she didn't have a face. That's incredible. Go for it, I say...

I would rate her face as being 'alright', kind of cute in some ways.

[niceguyjames]

Pictures not totally clear or conclusive but I am going to place her as entrant

Melissa Shurmann

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Some more pictures

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[Brazilian Martian]

Some more pictures

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She's using fake pics as the pics I'm uploading are originally from a brazilian prossie that used to operate out of forest hill  south london.

This is a review from another punter of the girl in the pic's
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=109589.0

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[Gentlelovemaking]

Is it just me or WTF. The video  so called "proof" as well? Is this the holy grail?

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I believe this link was posted some time ago, on this thread. but i didnt see anyone reply to that message or TOFTT. I will do this on wed/thu - DEFINETLY, will be giving it a go!!!

She has one of the best asses I've ever punted, her rates are higher than other her girls but you'll struggle to find a girl with her size of ass (all natural) in London. Her face is kinda cute....I don't think anyone would walk if they saw her.

[peter purves]

She has one of the best asses I've ever punted, her rates are higher than other her girls but you'll struggle to find a girl with her size of ass (all natural) in London. Her face is kinda cute....I don't think anyone would walk if they saw her.

aYE aYE!!! (says the parliamentarians)

[romeok]

aYE aYE!!! (says the parliamentarians)

its a VERY tough one. I'm the one who reposted her "new" profile and yes, im in love with the ASS. but to be honest, not sure i can justify it... I havent even seen Layla Blaize yet (and she gets mentioned like as though shes the equivalent of how Arnold is always mentioned in bodybuilding or how Ali is always mentioned in boxing.... like a must see!).

Anyway, appreciate the advice... shes going to be 10/10 for looks but 0/10 for service - the mention of bring champaign and flowers/chocs - says it all.... For me, that RATIO (waist to bum) looks like #1.... as far as SIZE goes. Is she a size 8 or 10 or 12.... If 8 - then the bum cant be that big... if 10. Then WHOOP!!!

[romeok]

Oops. Sorry to not share my findings. Looking at Layla (blaize) last updated video. (clicking it shares the date) > I think shes gotten SLIM again. Also this is her twitter: you can see her jawline more in pics - so slimmer - hair has grown a little more. Her pic (in jeans) also shows shes slimmer. HOWEVER looks like she might have lost some valuable ASS too

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(no side / ass pics) latest ones anyway - but cant tell too much from front - no hips etc... Im STILL kicking myself for not seeing her in the days of THIS:

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[Gentlelovemaking]

its a VERY tough one. I'm the one who reposted her "new" profile and yes, im in love with the ASS. but to be honest, not sure i can justify it... I havent even seen Layla Blaize yet (and she gets mentioned like as though shes the equivalent of how Arnold is always mentioned in bodybuilding or how Ali is always mentioned in boxing.... like a must see!).

Anyway, appreciate the advice... shes going to be 10/10 for looks but 0/10 for service - the mention of bring champaign and flowers/chocs - says it all.... For me, that RATIO (waist to bum) looks like #1.... as far as SIZE goes. Is she a size 8 or 10 or 12.... If 8 - then the bum cant be that big... if 10. Then WHOOP!!!

Harley is in my all time top 5 bubble but punts. Her rates arnt cheap but £130/30mins is only £30 more than most others charge. I do believe you will struggle to find many better bubble but punts in London.

[carlsen]

its a VERY tough one. I'm the one who reposted her "new" profile and yes, im in love with the ASS. but to be honest, not sure i can justify it... I havent even seen Layla Blaize yet (and she gets mentioned like as though shes the equivalent of how Arnold is always mentioned in bodybuilding or how Ali is always mentioned in boxing.... like a must see!).

Anyway, appreciate the advice... shes going to be 10/10 for looks but 0/10 for service - the mention of bring champaign and flowers/chocs - says it all.... For me, that RATIO (waist to bum) looks like #1.... as far as SIZE goes. Is she a size 8 or 10 or 12.... If 8 - then the bum cant be that big... if 10. Then WHOOP!!!

Is she mentioned in those terms? Not that I was aware of. I've had bigger and better but, admittedly, not white and English. I did enjoy her derriere but she is just so lifeless in service that I have looked elsewhere. She does mention on her twitter that she has lost a lot of weight. She was approaching BBW when I saw her which is fine with me but I'd be intrigued to see what she looks like now.