Well I was warned.... but it happened anyway..... so here goes. It was so bad I decided to post this as soon as I got home.
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External Link/Members Only£120 for an hour booking (I use the term an hour very loosly)
TLDR version: They're shit, well avoid! Do not book even if your original 3 girls lined up let you down!
Basically wanted a shag, I only tend to use escorts hungover... dunno why, just something must make me horny when I feel like shit
I'd messed up a booking with EnglishBabeSelena because I forgot to ring her yesterday. Lena wasn't working and Lea Lea could only do tomorrow. I've always been curious over using an agency, so I though fuck the warnings and gave VIP a call.
Comms: Shit.... rang up and asked for a booking at 1.... no-one available until 3, despite darcy on the website being available she was not. So simply asked for 'The youngest girl you've got'.... only realised how creepy that sounded after I put the phone down.... Told I'd receive the room number at 3.
Anyway gets to 2:45 and I get a message saying, she's running late and won't be available until 5. Um and ahhh over it, until thinking fuck it I want a shag.... Gets to 5:05 and I get a text saying she's running late and she will be ready a 6:20. English in the texting has got worse, no kisses at the end of texts, I'm about to walk then I think, fuck it. I have a duty to finish this through and see if the punt is as bad as the wait (guess now how shit you think it will be). If this isn't toftt... I dunno what is....
Anyway I respond saying it's getting a bit silly now, then receive a rude text saying I've been updated all day, and that there is a bar on the first floor I can drink at (fuck doing that). Alarm bells are ringing now but if anything this is making me more determined to see what it will be like. After texting forwards and backwards I'm then told she's just arrived and will be ready in 10-15 mins.... 40 minutes later I get a phonecall from hollie giving me the room number.
The Girl Well deffo the girl in the pics, both private and normal, however 3rd pic is heavily photoshopped. When I entered she was wearing a loose dress, facially pretty, accent probs a tad too chavvy for my liking. However after going for a slash, I come out, she's in her underwear with the largest belly I've seen in a long time
Cracking arse, respectable tits (but mostly fat as per fat birds and not too firm).
The Meet Despite the delays still £120 quid.... I think fuck it I really am desperate for this shag.
Anyway I ask what she doesn't do 'I do everything as long as a condom is on'..... right no OWO, mind you not a surprise for an agency girl. After a while of her just sitting the smiling and not doing anything else I finally ask her to start sucking my cock. She just stands there waiting for me to get hard.... not doing anything so she can put the condom on.... Now I know I'm excitable but I do need a hand getting started and I had to ask, can you play with it a lil to warm it up
Halfway through she asks why I'm so nervous... which I didn't think I was. She kept asking this constantly during the meet, which actually in of itself did make me feel nervous, despite the fact I hadn't been initially
She did an alright job. Nothing special but I've had much worse. She then goes 'well that's big'..... Now I know the girls like to give us ego boosts sometimes.... and I know, the girls I've fucked know and half my old uni knew, I do have a large cock. But at this stage it was still pretty much flaccid and it was extremely obvious she was bullshitting. She then takes off her bra and says 'Look how massive my tits are' (and look how massive your belly is).
After a while she asks to go on the bed, where she continues sucking my cock. I'm still semi flaccid, so I ask her to play with my balls. Eventually she almost got me fully erect so I ask her to go on top.... she doesn't do that apparently because, and I quote, 'because I'm too heavy'
So I ask if I can bend her over (which she does do), which may be a good thing because it hid her belly. Actually had the best arse I've seen in a long time. She did warn me she was quite tight, which in all fairness she was. No lube needed as she wasn't bone dry. I start pounding her really hard for about 10-15 mins, but doggy isn't my favourite position and I extremely rarely can actually blow my load in that position. I think fuck it I'll turn her over and just lean forward so I don't have to look at her belly.
She now looks at me excitedly and ask's if I've cum, to which I say no and she inspects the condom to make sure I haven't. While hardly unstimulating in how she acted or sounded, this was by far the most excited by a fair margin the entire meet. After which she attempts to give me a handjob. I have to tell her again to play with my balls. I think fuck it, maybe a 'Prostate massage' may help, because who doesn't like a finger up their bum? To which she responds 'I'd rather not seeing I've just got my nails glued on'..... she didn't realise she hadn't actually got any nails on
She then suggests I do it myself as 'some girls like doing it to themselves so you might too'
..... by this point I just want to blow my load but my cock is getting softer and softer. So fuck it, I try it to myself.... but it doesn't help.
So I go fine, have a break and I'll shower to see if that helps calm me down and we can try again. She misunderstands and think's this means I'll finish myself off so she says 'well don't be long whatever you do, because I have work in a bit'..... now I understand why she was excited when she thought I'd cum, must be a one load booking
I have a shower anyway to get rid of the hooker scent and it helps calm a rash I get on my chest every time I have sex (not ichy just red, always had it). I get out and she she's now fully dress and putting more makeup on as if she's going to leave, I decided enough is enough so I bite my tongue and leave.
I was thinking about giving her a word or two about the bad service... but though nah, I don't wanna risk Dmitry turning up. Anyway I'm in the elevator and I fucking forgot my watch didn't I?
Luckily she was still in there and let me in to get it. That's pretty much the main positive thing I got out of this punt.
After all that I paid £120 for what turned out to be a 20 minute hour long session.... avoid like the plague
Edit: I know there is a lot of headbanging.... just the meet failed that much....
