ORIENTAL HOTTIES THREAD

[golden bull]

Hey, anyone recognise the new girl

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Interesting on the asian only

Tgtbt? 300 notes a bit risky🥵

[pa5151]

300 bones and doesn't even do anal, what is this a charity?  Photos look fake as fuck too.

[Prifessionallondinguy]

300 bones and doesn't even do anal, what is this a charity?  Photos look fake as fuck too.

I’m only ever interested in Asian punts but I didn’t fancy her.  Plus the photos look terrible. I’ll leave it to the Asian guys...

[jasckg88]

I’m only ever interested in Asian punts but I didn’t fancy her.  Plus the photos look terrible. I’ll leave it to the Asian guys...

Even us Asians might give this a pass. The profile is a joke, not clear on them likes so, no thanks unless it comes down.

[tantric talents]

Good looking SP wow! But the price

Must be a movie fan as she only sees crazy rich Asians 

[JustaPunter]

please guys some review of her please

New in porn
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Used to work at HOD and Annabelles under the name Ivy

[WARSZAWA16]

Used to work at HOD and Annabelles under the name Ivy

Judging by her AW photos it looks like she has really ballooned out a bit since then. Can't see there being too many takers at a whopping £250 an hour but there you are...

[Prifessionallondinguy]

Oral, reverse oral plus a good cowgirl fuck are my favs but not at £250!!

[sparkus]

I wouldn't post a VS normally were it not for the amusing use of language here:

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[another381]

 

I saw this one too. Love a pair of big babylons. Need more profiles like this

I wouldn't post a VS normally were it not for the amusing use of language here:

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[sHiNy]

I wouldn't post a VS normally were it not for the amusing use of language here:

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The pictures are of a Japanese pornstar, i forgot her name but will post it when i figure it out.

[sparkus]

The pictures are of a Japanese pornstar, i forgot her name but will post it when i figure it out.

Kind of them to blur out her modesty then

Perhaps they're just managing expectations, big pair = big all over?

Would be cool to visit dressed as Ali G: "Unleash da babylons!"
Her:

[deantannn]

Looks like the world gone even more crazy with this

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I personally believe it okay to have high end escorts with high end prices if they are drop dead gorgeos and offer the best services ever but i look at her profile and you can barely see her face

[SamOmar]

Looks like the world gone even more crazy with this

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I personally believe it okay to have high end escorts with high end prices if they are drop dead gorgeos and offer the best services ever but i look at her profile and you can barely see her face

Agreed , although out of my price range I could justify it if the WG had the videos / credentials to go with it

[Jeffers77]

Agreed , although out of my price range I could justify it if the WG had the videos / credentials to go with it

Well... and the face... and the body, she has neither!

[SomTumFucker]

Registered 1st April - nuff said! 

[londonchap]

I'm in the mood for an Asian punt, and looking for someone who's quite enthusiastic about providing a PSE service. I'd prefer not to have a girl who's lying there staring into the distance while I'm fucking her in the arse.

Any suggestions? Slight preference for more petite girl.

[magnetico]

I'm in the mood for an Asian punt, and looking for someone who's quite enthusiastic about providing a PSE service. I'd prefer not to have a girl who's lying there staring into the distance while I'm fucking her in the arse.

Any suggestions? Slight preference for more petite girl.

Did you punt one girl in 6 years?

[londonchap]

Did you punt one girl in 6 years?

No, three - but the other two are long retired. I tend to favour massages with HE, which don't seem to be worthy of a review on here. Fancied a punt, so asked the question.

[sparkus]

No, three - but the other two are long retired. I tend to favour massages with HE, which don't seem to be worthy of a review on here. Fancied a punt, so asked the question.

Like, wtf

[daviemac]

No, three - but the other two are long retired. I tend to favour massages with HE, which don't seem to be worthy of a review on here. Fancied a punt, so asked the question.

That is an attitude you need to change, some of the longest threads on here relate to massages and they have their own dedicated category.

Even legitimate massages are worth a review, there are plenty of punters who look for the quality of the massage over any extras.

Here is a reminder of the rules. -

1 Site ethos/mission
This Forum puts the interests of Punters first through the sharing of Reviews. The Forum does not endorse or promote any service provider or any other site. This site is totally independent. No favouritism, no special treatment, no vested interests and no pandering to service providers. Members are expected to post Reviews, although there is no formal quota (see rule 27). General chat relating to Punting is allowed on the appropriate Board.

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Members that do not contribute Reviews or where their accounts become dormant may have their membership revoked.

[londonchap]

That is an attitude you need to change, some of the longest threads on here relate to massages and they have their own dedicated category.

Even legitimate massages are worth a review, there are plenty of punters who look for the quality of the massage over any extras.

Here is a reminder of the rules. -

1 Site ethos/mission
This Forum puts the interests of Punters first through the sharing of Reviews. The Forum does not endorse or promote any service provider or any other site. This site is totally independent. No favouritism, no special treatment, no vested interests and no pandering to service providers. Members are expected to post Reviews, although there is no formal quota (see rule 27). General chat relating to Punting is allowed on the appropriate Board.

27 Lurking / Dormant Accounts
Members that do not contribute Reviews or where their accounts become dormant may have their membership revoked.

You'll have to forgive me for clearly not spending enough time on here to notice those threads. I punted for the first time in four years last month, and wrote a review because of those rules.

The subforum itself is called "Escort reviews", hence me not wanting to clutter up with non-Escort reviews.

Now, shall we stop derailing this particular thread?

[sparkus]

You'll have to forgive me for clearly not spending enough time on here to notice those threads. I punted for the first time in four years last month, and wrote a review because of those rules.

The subforum itself is called "Escort reviews", hence me not wanting to clutter up with non-Escort reviews.

Now, shall we stop derailing this particular thread?

Bully for you!

Yeah, you tell the Admins how to do their job.

[londonchap]

Bully for you!

Yeah, you tell the Admins how to do their job.

Jesus. When did this place become so unfriendly?

Perhaps it's not surprising that someone like me might prefer to lurk on the sidelines, given this kind of response.

Like I said. I've done plenty of FBSM visits, but never thought it worthy of an "Escort Review". How wrong I have been!

[LLPunting]

You'll have to forgive me for clearly not spending enough time on here to notice those threads. I punted for the first time in four years last month, and wrote a review because of those rules.

The subforum itself is called "Escort reviews", hence me not wanting to clutter up with non-Escort reviews.

Now, shall we stop derailing this particular thread?

Being the pedant you appear to be you will appreciate that you have failed to report much of your punting activity during the 2 years you've been a member and were an active punter.  And for you not to notice "those threads", some of the most active in the non-review London sections all these 6 years, would mean you could only really have been reading the review section this past 6 years, a somewhat leech-like thing to do.

"De-railing" the thread to hold a user to account is wholly valid, unlike dismissive statements about sex-work paid for that aren't deemed to be in our interests, despite the clear evidence to the contrary that any self-respecting pedant would recognise.

[londonchap]

Being the pedant you appear to be you will appreciate that you have failed to report much of your punting activity during the 2 years you've been a member and were an active punter.  And for you not to notice "those threads", some of the most active in the non-review London sections all these 6 years, would mean you could only really have been reading the review section this past 6 years, a somewhat leech-like thing to do.

"De-railing" the thread to hold a user to account is wholly valid, unlike dismissive statements about sex-work paid for that aren't deemed to be in our interests, despite the clear evidence to the contrary that any self-respecting pedant would recognise.

Absolutely. You have me bang to rights there. Multiple punts with two women, both long since disappeared.

I'm clearly not a punter or forum user of the same caliber as others here. As my post count would attest, I don't spend a great deal of time on the internet. And it would be really weird to have spent my time here "leeching" reviews when I wasn't looking for a punt.

As I've said several times, I can't say that I'd noticed any straightforward massage + HE reviews in the "Escort Reviews" section. So therefore I didn't contribute my own, as I didn't think they were relevant.

Clearly that was wrong, and I suspect I'll be explaining that to the next member who decides to jump on the bandwagon of criticising my apparent lack of contribution.

[sparkus]

Jesus. When did this place become so unfriendly?

Perhaps it's not surprising that someone like me might prefer to lurk on the sidelines, given this kind of response.

Like I said. I've done plenty of FBSM visits, but never thought it worthy of an "Escort Review". How wrong I have been!

So not worthy of Reviews that the site owner created a tab for them on the front page: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=categories;name=massage

Why don't you just accept that a substantial share of reviews on here are for FBSM providers and thus you are not only able but expected to contribute them if you want to benefit from the intel on here?

[londonchap]

So not worthy of Reviews that the site owner created a tab for them on the front page: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=categories;name=massage

Why don't you just accept that a substantial share of reviews on here are for FBSM providers and thus you are not only able but expected to contribute them if you want to benefit from the intel on here?

You seem really keen to misquote me.

Either you believe me when I say I didn't see them, having not spent lots of time in the "Escort Reviews" section, or you don't.

I didn't consider my massage & HE experiences to be worthy of review in the "Escorts Review" section, and I accept that was incorrect. I'm happy to write up a few from last year, even if they may be somewhat vanilla for some tastes.

Are we ok to stop the playground-style bullying now? (Or at least take it to a Private Message to avoid spoiling this very good thread)

[Prifessionallondinguy]

I'm in the mood for an Asian punt, and looking for someone who's quite enthusiastic about providing a PSE service. I'd prefer not to have a girl who's lying there staring into the distance while I'm fucking her in the arse.

Any suggestions? Slight preference for more petite girl.

To answer your question LC Tracy from Olina’s might fit the bill. There’s a few reviews on here.

[londonchap]

To answer your question LC Tracy from Olina’s might fit the bill. There’s a few reviews on here.

Thank you

[sparkus]

You seem really keen to misquote me.

Either you believe me when I say I didn't see them, having not spent lots of time in the "Escort Reviews" section, or you don't.

I didn't consider my massage & HE experiences to be worthy of review in the "Escorts Review" section, and I accept that was incorrect. I'm happy to write up a few from last year, even if they may be somewhat vanilla for some tastes.

Are we ok to stop the playground-style bullying now? (Or at least take it to a Private Message to avoid spoiling this very good thread)

I'm not misquoting or 'bullying' at all (it's really not in my nature) but you were pretty certain that UKP doesn't carry massage/HE reviews when it clearly does and that you were under no membership rule obligation to provide any.

We'd dearly love to hear of your experiences, good or bad, to benefit the FBSM/HE knowledge/semen pool
As that's what the 'playground' is all about.

[Jeffe]

To answer your question LC Tracy from Olina’s might fit the bill. There’s a few reviews on here.

Anna is also a decent shout, does do anal too. Both girls are about 5”4 but both are on the curvier and bustier side (enhanced but well done) so may not 100% fit your petite requirements. Alternatively Zelda is definitely petite but some recent reviews suggest her previous decent service levels might be on the wane. I haven’t seen Nicky but she’s had some good reviews here too

[daviemac]

You'll have to forgive me for clearly not spending enough time on here to notice those threads. I punted for the first time in four years last month, and wrote a review because of those rules.

The subforum itself is called "Escort reviews", hence me not wanting to clutter up with non-Escort reviews.

Now, shall we stop derailing this particular thread?

You would be better off taking notice of the advice you are being given instead of trying to be a smart arse.

I quite politely pointed out that your opinion that massages are not worthy of reviews is incorrect and that such reviews are very welcome.

If you care to take another look at the header of the review sub-forums you will see that they include messages.

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As far as your last comment is concerned, it is not up to you to tell a moderator that he is derailing a thread, so an apology is in order.

If it wasn't for members like you not understanding  the way the site works I would not have to intervene.

[GoldenB]

Anna is also a decent shout, does do anal too. Both girls are about 5”4 but both are on the curvier and bustier side (enhanced but well done) so may not 100% fit your petite requirements. Alternatively Zelda is definitely petite but some recent reviews suggest her previous decent service levels might be on the wane. I haven’t seen Nicky but she’s had some good reviews here too

Having seen both Tracy and Nicky from Okina and therefore able to compare, both are slim (probably size 6 for Tracy and size 8 Nicky) and have nice bolt-ons, Tracy’s being the larger. Tracy has definitely lost weight compared to any of her photos.

Nicky provides a full on PSE with anal, Tracy is more GFE in her demeanour but still provides the same services except for anal (even a slowly inserted thumb was unwelcome and appeared to hurt). Believe there is a single review suggesting Tracy provided anal recently but certainly no possibility during my 2 meets with her.

In summary, I’d recommend either but just depends whether anal is a pre-requisite 🤔

[Jonestown]

Here is Yimikitten, 22 yo, £500/hr, currently residing in Campden, I'm sure she has been discussed before, her ass looks very familiar, but this is a new listing on AW:-

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Yeh, my mistake she was posted a few days ago.

[londonchap]

Having seen both Tracy and Nicky from Okina and therefore able to compare, both are slim (probably size 6 for Tracy and size 8 Nicky) and have nice bolt-ons, Tracy’s being the larger. Tracy has definitely lost weight compared to any of her photos.

Nicky provides a full on PSE with anal, Tracy is more GFE in her demeanour but still provides the same services except for anal (even a slowly inserted thumb was unwelcome and appeared to hurt). Believe there is a single review suggesting Tracy provided anal recently but certainly no possibility during my 2 meets with her.

In summary, I’d recommend either but just depends whether anal is a pre-requisite 🤔

Anal would probably be a PSE deal-breaker for me, tbh.

[SamOmar]

Anal would probably be a PSE deal-breaker for me, tbh.

I was thinking back to my high end soapie visits in Bangkok and think I really doubt there are rich Oriental tourists, students and businessmen in London right now, how they earn their income at that rate is beyond me.

[Deeeazy]

Looks like the world gone even more crazy with this

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I personally believe it okay to have high end escorts with high end prices if they are drop dead gorgeos and offer the best services ever but i look at her profile and you can barely see her face

She looks very sexy! Wish I had that sort of cash )
Anyways she has a profile on SA as well:

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[GoldenB]

Anal would probably be a PSE deal-breaker for me, tbh.

On that basis, I would recommend Nicky @ Olina who is more than happy to provide anal (& what’s more, enjoys it too !!)

[GMontag]

She looks very sexy! Wish I had that sort of cash )
Anyways she has a profile on SA as well:

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"I am not an escort", talk about split personalities 

[Prifessionallondinguy]

"I am not an escort", talk about split personalities 

Which one is cheaper the escort or SB...?
If she’s asking £500 ph on AW imagine what an evening would cost on SA?

[NeverMind07]

She looks very sexy! Wish I had that sort of cash )
Anyways she has a profile on SA as well:

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Don’t think there’s anything special about her face to be honest.
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[Prifessionallondinguy]

Nor me plus I don’t like her swearing either...

[LLPunting]

Don’t think there’s anything special about her face to be honest.
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Or her acting, the absence of that talent is perhaps special.

[Jonestown]

40yo MaggieLili in Wembley, reasonably priced at £110/hr, sounds like a daft old girl:-

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[SamOmar]

40yo MaggieLili in Wembley, reasonably priced at £110/hr, sounds like a daft old girl:-

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I've said it before and I will say it again, I just can't deal with profiles with limited pictures / info. 60 pounds is good for a 30 minute p & d though

[Ozy84]

With no new talent coming through due to the various restrictions, has anyone tried any new duo combinations recently?

Olina offered Anna and Mimi or Tracy and Nicky/Anna

Any experiences?

[mikey1002]

Don’t think there’s anything special about her face to be honest.
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This video put me off her completely, she's not really attractive when you see her in motion.

[daviemac]

Now, shall we stop derailing this particular thread?

I'm still waiting for your explanation into why you think it is OK to tell a moderator he's derailing a thread while actually moderating on the thread.

[londonchap]

I'm still waiting for your explanation into why you think it is OK to tell a moderator he's derailing a thread while actually moderating on the thread.

I was simply suggesting that we could have had the conversation via DM, rather than on a thread about Oriental Hotties.