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External Link/Members Only Prelude: The same pimp/agency ran CzechSasha's profile, who was a very good SP. She's away for her b'day at the mo, or so she told me. Was desperate for a quickie and thought if Hannah is half as good as Sasha it should suffice for a quick one. I knew most of Hannah's feedback was fake and this should have sent alarm bells ringing. Anyway, not gonna say much as I still get flashbacks of this depressing episode. £80/30m
Comms 5/5 I knew what to expect as I have dealt with them before with Sasha. All comms by text.
Venue 4.5/5 Park Inn. I think it was a couple of quid for parking.
Face 1/5 Body 2.5/5 The profile says "ex-model". Fucking hell, she must have been a hand model.
She was a young, friendly, 'chavvy-accented', ginger minger with a smelly pussy (finger test saved me from going anywhere near her minge with my mouth).
Services taken part in: OWO, Sex in Mish
Services enjoyed: The learning experience of NEVER EVER thinking with my dick again.
Pump and dump rating 1/5. Got the job done and I got the fuck out of there. Don't think I have gotten dressed so quickly before.
She was friendly, but I have only myself to blame for staying. Neutral for the girl and a negative for the profile creator and a smack on the head for yours truly for making a stupid decision.
Felt really shit after the punt, but writing this review has helped me see the funny side.
Will I return to punting? Well, it's been a few weeks and I have not had the urge yet. When I can eventually erase the memory of this punt, I will see a top lady.
