Saw Alisa today. God I wish I hadn't.
£150 for 1 hour.
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External Link/Members OnlyIt is the girl in the pics - or rather it once was. She has ballooned a couple of dress sizes in weight since any of them were taken. She is nothing like as hot as the pictures suggest. None of which I would have minded if her attitude had been good. It wasn't. She is nothing like as friendly as her profile suggests. Even this would have been bearable if she wasn't charging
£150 
Short version: Totally unerotic experience and no intimacy whatsoever. The experience wasn't worth half the price and the whole encounter felt like a quick soulless Soho walk up fuck. I wouldn't fuck her again for free.
Long version: Initial communication should have sent alarm bells ringing. I've called, emailed, texted her several times over the past year - never with any reply. Finally got through via phone this week and set something up no problem. I then made an outfit request via text - again no reply... Repeated request on morning of meet and get a reply a couple of hours before the meet. By this time I'm already questioning if I haven't made a mistake: Even before seeing her the whole thing smacked of her having very little interest in engaging with me.
I get to her flat, she comes down to let me up and we take the lift together. She's wearing shades and she barely engages with any of my attempts to flirt / talk. She doesn't seem 'keen'.
Get into her flat and she asks me to take a shower - fine.
I come out and she asks what I want. I say "Kissing, oral, sex."
Well she didn't say anything but kissing is obviously absolutely NOT on the menu. I tied to touch her (which she barely tolerated) and then proceeded to lick her. She didn't seem to enjoy this either and pushed me away. She gave me a very slow blow job (this was ok actually) and then I fucked her missionary until I came.
In between 'Rounds' she gave me a massage for about 5-10 minutes before asking me to turn over, putting my cock in her hand and trying to wank it like she was trying to clean an oven. While staring straight at me with no expression on her face. This was somewhat terrifying. It was also totally rushed. This is about 10 minutes after I've come. Her staring expression then turns to disappointment and she says 'Why aren't you getting hard?'
At this point I am seriously wondering if she has ever done this before.
I suggest I lick her - during which I burst out laughing because there is so little emotion, movement or sound coming from her that I get the distinct impression that I could just have easily been at home licking my silicone fake vagina.
She then blows me - by putting her mouth over the head of my penis and just... sucking. This goes on for about 5 minutes and is weird. I try to hold her head to direct it gently down my shaft to generate some feeling of, I dunno, pleasure - but she isn't having any of this and stops. I try to hold her legs, or touch her during the BJ. She moves away from me. Pfffft.
Eventually I fuck her dry vagina, I take a shower and I leave.
I walk back to Victoria station, get on the Victoria line three stations to change lines and my phone beeps. My hour has just finished.
Not a pleasant experience.
GOODI came twice (somehow).
I quite liked her cat. (Really no pun here. She has a cat. It seemed a decent enough sort.)
BADShe is overweight
There was absolutely no warmth or intimacy between us
She didn't seem to like being touched
She rushed Round Two
Conclusion
Massively overpriced - this is a £60 / £80 an hour punt
at best.
