I thought I've give you all a warning about this one, because this particular punt attempt almost ended with me getting robbed. She goes by Tida Thai 30 on AW...
External Link/Members OnlyI called this lady to arrange a booking, spoke very briefly in Thai, then she sent me an address of a block of flats in Derby. She told me to call her when I arrive. I drove over and the flats looked nice enough. Hopped out the car and called to say I'd arrived. She told me to wait a minute, so I duly waited by the door entry buzzer thing.
When the door opened, I was confronted by an ugly chubby Pakistani/Asian guy who looked like he was in his late 20s. I raised an eyebrow at that, but I went into the shared hall anyway. He asked for £120 quid up front, to which I replied the advert said £100. At this point I should have smelled a rat and left, but I was distracted by thought of shagging. Nonetheless, he said £100 was fine and I got my wallet out. I handed over my cash. The very moment it left my fingers, my brain said "you mug", and I knew I'd cocked up. He opened his mouth and I knew a stream of bullshit was about to fall out...
He said he was the landlord and that he was trying to evict this girl because she was working and causing problems. He said he'd set up a camera to record everything and that he'd call the police, hinting that if I didn't leave I'd be arrested - which is bollocks. I tried to grab my cash back off him but he stuffed it in his record bag. He said he would call the cops and give it back to me when they arrived and that he wasn't trying to rob me (the joker). While I'm noisily demanding my cash, he called the local cop shop, which went predictably went to answerphone because it's Sunday evening. He then pretended to call another police number and have a one sided conversation with them. The thing is though, I can't here anybody on the other end, and I already know the cop shop is shut. Not convincing at all. So I then I had two options: I can either give him a hiding but risk getting stabbed and/or all his mates coming out the woodwork for a ruck, or I can call the cops for real. I opted for the latter, so I called the police, gave them the address and said I was being robbed. The guy, being the pussy he is, started shitting himself and told me to put down the phone and gave me £40 quid. He started to make for the door. I blocked him and told him to give me the rest. He whipped out some more cash from his bag and threw it on the floor. Then he ran around me, out the door. I picked it up, went outside and watched him run off to his car, as I read the numberplate to the nice police lady who I was talking to. When I counted it, turns out he threw an extra £80 on the floor, so it turns out I'm up £20 minus whatever the petrol was to get there. I don't know why the silly prick did that, because this would have been the easiest robbery in the world if he'd not bottled it, because we were on his turf.
Long story short, don't call this girl, because she's got a pathetic chubby hanger on who will try and rob you (or fuck it up and end up giving you £20). A complete waste of time for all involved. I am mildly comforted by the fact that, knowing Thais as I do (I live out there 10 months a year), chubbs is no doubt being strung along by some clever Isaan girl who he thinks is his "girlfriend"
Good luck matey boy!
I think that's a nice conclusion to my trip to England. Don't know why I bothered trying to go for a punt here actually. Serves me right for not looking for a recommendation on this forum first.
