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Author Topic: Eden & Jyoti – Tantric Massage London (Kensington/Gloucester Road)  (Read 15069 times)

Offline alessiobou

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After reading the review posted by Yeboahsleftfoot about the same two ladies (https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=95518), I decided to give these two a shot myself.

But before I begin with my review I'd like to quote the wise YLF when he said

"I would pay good money to have them suck & fuck me into oblivion."

I have never shared an opinion so passionately as I do as I write this.

Comms

For the sake of discretion, I decided to email and enquire about an availability. I received a response almost immediately, telling me the available times, and I replied with my mobile number, then they replied with the address. Simple, quick and easy. No phone calls necessary.

Location/Venue

Rather easy to find, situated between Earls Court and Gloucester Road. A pleasant, 10-12 minute walk from High Street Kensington as well. A spacious, tidy ground-floor flat, with a doorbell outside. Jyoti opened the door for me in a towel. I knew we were off to a fantastic start.

I walk into the flat and see a very old lady on the right sitting on a computer, that's Eva. She's the manager. I was ushered into a large living/waiting room, and then into the massage room. En-suite shower and toilet, both very clean.

The Girls/Looks

Eden (8/10): Curvy, gorgeous British redhead. Genuinely a beautiful girl. Mid-to-late twenties. A bit bigger than the girl in the photos. That being said, she's voluptuous, but definitely not fat. Firm arse, lovely tits.

Jyoti (8/10): Model-skinny, sexy blonde/brunette babe with incredible enhanced tits. They're definitely more than a handful, and she's absolutely gorgeous. She looks a bit older, but still drop-dead gorgeous as well.

Two gorgeous, mind-boggling women. I knew that the heavens were being good to me today.  :angelgirl:

The Meet

Jyoti ushered me into the waiting room, where I expected to sit around for a bit. I got there 10 mins early, but I didn't wait more than a minute. Eden came to meet me dressed in a transparent gown, with black lingerie under.

Then she took me to the massage room. Rather simple, a massage bed in the middle with spa-posters and candles everywhere, colourful drapes and all. Feels very much like a proper spa.

Paperwork sorted, they left me to get undressed. Once they got back, they started stripping down nude and told me to lay down on my stomach. And then the fun began.

Jyoti was on one side, caressing my legs, moving up and down my body, while Eden was on the other. She got some hot oil, poured it down my back and started rubbing my whole body with it. Laying down flat on my stomach, I switched my head from left to right depending on who was closer to me. Usually it was one of near the legs, and one of them near the top, each rubbing the parts they could reach. The girls alternated like that for a good ten minutes. I was honestly shy to reach out and touch them, but I didn't need to.

Around 20 minutes in, Eden walks to the bottom side of the bed, climbs on top of it, and Jyoti comes just above my head. Jyoti takes my hands and puts them on her ass, while she stands at the head of the bed, rubbing my shoulders and back, while Eden was rubbing her whole body on mine. Let alone the fact that Eden was repeatedly swiping my inner thighs and balls, feeling Jyoti's hands guide mine over her ass, hips and enormous tits got me harder than a tree trunk.

10 minutes later, they switch positions, and here we go again. Two of the sexiest women I've ever seen, rubbing their hands and tits all over me, holding my hands to cup their asses and tits, swiping my inner thighs, gently rubbing my balls... I have never been this close to orgasming without my own cock even being touched yet.

Eden then whispers into my ear: "You can turn around slowly now." And turn around I did, to feel them rub my whole body on either side of the bed. I had each hand on a girl's ass. I felt like a don. :cool:

Then, they each did this awesome thing where they would rub my body and stroke me, then turn around slowly to let my hands slide on their tits and asses, each hand touching a different girl on either side, while I lay down on the bed. Eventually, Eden tells me they'll get me close to the point of orgasm more than once, and to let them know when I was about to finish. I said okay. When I told them I was going to finish the first time, they stopped stroking me and rubbed my body instead. When they figured I didn't orgasm, Eden looked at me and smiled. I was probably blushing like a plum and said I was sorry, and she said "You're not here to say sorry. Don't apologise."

They kept rubbing and stroking and caressing and turning like ballerinas and when I came, I came like I never have. It was a bit explosive and Eden jumped slightly. Jyoti laughed at her. We all had a gentle laugh afterwards.

They wiped me up then covered me in a towel. Jyoti then moved to massage my head while Eden massaged my feet and hands. Then, Eden went for a quick shower while Jyoti continued massaging my head, her huge tits touching the back of my head. Eden them came out, and told me to go in for a shower.

I showered, came out and found Eden dressed, and Jyoti in a towel. We had a quick chat and Eden excused herself to leave, while Jyoti hung around while I got dressed and we had a chat. I walked out exactly an hour and ten minutes after I walked in.

On my way out, the Old Lady Eva asked me how it went and whether I'd be back. I told her if I had the money I'd be seeing them every week.

Looks? Check.
Personality? Check.
Service? Check check check.

VFM: EXCELLENT. £150 for an hour with two abso-fucking-lutely drop-dead gorgeous women.

This was better than any punt I've ever had. I have hit the jackpot, and I'll definitely be back. :yahoo:

Offline Massboy

Is this for real??? I will add £40 and make this a must visit

Yeboahsleftfoot

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Is this for real??? I will add £40 and make this a must visit

Massboy, it's for real, read my review too, we told it as is is, this is an awesome experience with two great girls, highly recommended.

alessiobou I'm delighted you enjoyed it, you owe me a large drink pal!

Offline BillGoldberg

This truly sounds incredible
I have to experience it

Yeboahsleftfoot

  • Guest
This truly sounds incredible
I have to experience it

You do Bill, it's punting nirvana, hot girls, oil, teasing and a big shot at the end, would love to suck and fuck them into oblivion while we are all still greased up....

Offline alessiobou

alessiobou I'm delighted you enjoyed it, you owe me a large drink pal!

I'm a man of my word. Check your messages.

Offline alessiobou

I have to experience it

Drop them an email. I promise you, you will not regret it.

Can someone try out Celeste and tell us how she is? She is apparently the most experienced one, according to the website.

Offline Dibble

Wow.

Sounds absolutely amazing. I have simply got to visit!

Offline Jim7519

Following many good reviews on this place , i took a chance today and went to see Celeste. She is the most experienced masseuse, She is , i would say around 30 , very nice with blue eyes and a very sweet and sexy voice. The massage was fantastic as previously described by others. This was probably one of the best massage i had for a longtime.
I will definately go back and try the other girls.

Offline alessiobou

Following many good reviews on this place , i took a chance today and went to see Celeste. She is the most experienced masseuse, She is , i would say around 30 , very nice with blue eyes and a very sweet and sexy voice. The massage was fantastic as previously described by others. This was probably one of the best massage i had for a longtime.
I will definately go back and try the other girls.

Thanks Jim!

YLF, you thinking what I'm thinking?

Yeboahsleftfoot

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Offline alessiobou

Jim, is this Celeste?

External Link/Members Only

Her qualifications on that website match the ones on External Link/Members Only word for word. Also both say she's from New Zealand.

Side Note: Incoming new masseuse (Uma) :drinks: Scroll to the bottom
« Last Edit: May 17, 2016, 09:21:12 am by alessiobou »

Red_baron

  • Guest
To me it just sounds frustrating??  Don't you just want to grab em both.

Yeboahsleftfoot

  • Guest
To me it just sounds frustrating??  Don't you just want to grab em both.

Yeah but, no but Red, if you approach it as a great, sexy massage with a happy ending it's as good as you get, of course it would be great to grab them, fuck them and facialise them but this is a different deal.

Red_baron

  • Guest
It does sound great... but fuck! Not sure I could stay as controlled as you guys.

Yeboahsleftfoot

  • Guest
It does sound great... but fuck! Not sure I could stay as controlled as you guys.

Give it a try - they had me hard for 50 minutes and got me to the edge four times before eruption.

Offline Jim7519

Jim, is this Celeste?

External Link/Members Only

Her qualifications on that website match the ones on External Link/Members Only word for word. Also both say she's from New Zealand.

Side Note: Incoming new masseuse (Uma) :drinks: Scroll to the bottom

yes that's her.

Offline Gandalfthewhite

Is this for real??? I will add £40 and make this a must visit

This is pretty much exactly what you can hope to get at this place. Have been going here for years, though has been a while since I visited. Have to do this combination now, since I haven't met Jyoti yet.

Yeboahsleftfoot

  • Guest
Jim, is this Celeste?

External Link/Members Only

Her qualifications on that website match the ones on External Link/Members Only word for word. Also both say she's from New Zealand.

Side Note: Incoming new masseuse (Uma) :drinks: Scroll to the bottom

yes that's her.

Uma looks gorgeous - Jyoti & Uma - would definitely need two pops,. at least!

Offline alessiobou

This is pretty much exactly what you can hope to get at this place. Have been going here for years, though has been a while since I visited. Have to do this combination now, since I haven't met Jyoti yet.

Jyoti is a proper stunner. If she does a 4-hand massage with Uma, I'll most certainly join.

A part of me is hoping she'll be there to "watch and learn" this week with Eden & Jyoti  :lol:

Yeboahsleftfoot

  • Guest
Jyoti is a proper stunner. If she does a 4-hand massage with Uma, I'll most certainly join.

A part of me is hoping she'll be there to "watch and learn" this week with Eden & Jyoti  :lol:

If Uma is oiled up, naked watching & learning on Thursday I'm re-scheduling my diary!

Offline stonebow1

This place is quite rightly getting us all excited. They run a great service over there and i hope it continues on that level.

Offline webpunter

If Uma is oiled up, naked watching & learning on Thursday I'm re-scheduling my diary!
Uma looks like a fit milf.  Don't think it'll take her long to play catch-up & learn somehow.  No wonder they've got a new masseuse joining.  There is a growing list of punters lining up.  Uma & Jyoti would be an amazing combo.  Just looking at the pics Jyoti 'edges' it for me [my fave hobby].  As i like slim blond milfy types with a big enhanced rack
Its interesting to see the level of interest of this massage thread - when i first started then there were threads on the same for the north east + brum.  Good to see that Londinium has got in on the act

Offline stonebow1

Bad news guys - Eden is leaving in a month!

If you haven't made this booking i suggest you get in there pronto.


Offline alessiobou

Bad news guys - Eden is leaving in a month!

If you haven't made this booking i suggest you get in there pronto.

stonebow, is she leaving for good or just for a holiday?

Offline stonebow1

stonebow, is she leaving for good or just for a holiday?

For good i believe. Therefore the new masseuse is a replacement not an addition sadly.

paulsmithlondon1985

  • Guest
Jim, is this Celeste?

External Link/Members Only

Her qualifications on that website match the ones on External Link/Members Only word for word. Also both say she's from New Zealand.

Side Note: Incoming new masseuse (Uma) :drinks: Scroll to the bottom

yes that's her.

OMG she is my regular straight masseuse I go to for back pain. I had no idea she did this. How do you think she would react if I booked a duo session with her and Jyoti ?

Offline webpunter

OMG she is my regular straight masseuse I go to for back pain. I had no idea she did this. How do you think she would react if I booked a duo session with her and Jyoti ?
I'd give it a whirl.  "Fancy meeting you here !"  Least when you then go for your back treatment you could ask for a HE.  That'll make you feel much better.  And if you have an OH in play you will have the perfect excuse to boot
[I don't normally reply to 1st posts - time will tell if i'm right or wrong in this instance ..]

Expl1cit

  • Guest
I gave Eva a call to book one of their 4 hand specials!  I found her quite abrupt on the phone - we are fully booked for their special today.  What about Thursday I asked? - fully booked.  What about next week? - I don't know, try next week.  I'm guessing if I call next week, they will be booked also.  So why not offer me to confirm a booking for next week when I called.  I can't be bothered to call back with that attitude.

paulsmithlondon1985

  • Guest
Haha Webpunter, I will let you know what happens. I have a vanilla massage with Celeste at her regular place this weekend. I will then try and get a booking at Eva's TML but reading Floatability's last post I am worried about dealing with Eva 😱 She sounds scary

By the way what does "OH" mean ? I've been racking my brains and I can't think and bet it's something simple like "obvious hard-on"

Maybe I have been missing hints that she offers more. When I booked her this time I asked if she worked anywhere else and that Earl's Court way would be more convenient but she said she didn't work anywhere else !!!

God I would love to have a regular massage turn into a sexy massage. It's my ultimate fantasy.

Offline stonebow1

I gave Eva a call to book one of their 4 hand specials!  I found her quite abrupt on the phone - we are fully booked for their special today.  What about Thursday I asked? - fully booked.  What about next week? - I don't know, try next week.  I'm guessing if I call next week, they will be booked also.  So why not offer me to confirm a booking for next week when I called.  I can't be bothered to call back with that attitude.

Yes this sounds exactly like Eva. No need to take it personally, she's like this with everyone. Just ring next week and enjoy the ride of your life :)

Offline alessiobou

Folks, I received this message from the lady who manages the massage place, Eva.

It seems that you somehow found out that Celeste has a separate straight massage practice, and you posted this information publicly on uk punting. Now, one of her regular 'straight ' clients has seen the post and is threatening to come and see her here for a tantric massage. Celeste would be extremely upset if she knew about this. For obvious reasons, she has kept her 2 practices entirely separate, and I fear that she would leave us if she finds out. Im sure you realise that 'reputation' is very important in the 'straight' world of massage.

I don't know about you folks, but I completely understand Eva's perspective. I would delete my post if I could about Celeste, but I do urge you not to ruin the experience for everyone else who would like to see Celeste. This is the only place she offers tantric massages in, as far as I can see. If she finds out that someone's discovered she offers both services, she'll quit and that's not something any of us.

The only reason I'm slightly annoyed about this is because this forum is supposed to make the punting experience greater for everyone. I was introduced to this place thanks to YLF's brilliant review, and now my review might end up being the cause of an amazing tantric masseuse to leave.

Offline stonebow1

Absolutely agree. It would be in the best interests of everyone involved if a mod removed the link to Celeste's other practice.

My gut tells me "PaulSmith" is lying anyway. First post and all that.

dembo200

  • Guest
I gave Eva a call to book one of their 4 hand specials!  I found her quite abrupt on the phone - we are fully booked for their special today.  What about Thursday I asked? - fully booked.  What about next week? - I don't know, try next week.  I'm guessing if I call next week, they will be booked also.  So why not offer me to confirm a booking for next week when I called.  I can't be bothered to call back with that attitude.

yeah much the same.phoned in morning,said they had a slot in afternoon due to cancellation.so i said ok ill take that.then she goes you are 100% sure you will come.so i'm like well yes unless i have some emergency at work or get run over.so shes like so your not 100%.no i'd say 95%.in the need,found her very rude and agressive,and decided i couldnt really be bothered.

Offline StevenS

She is much friendlier in person

James999

  • Guest
Jim, is this Celeste?

External Link/Members Only

Her qualifications on that website match the ones on External Link/Members Only word for word. Also both say she's from New Zealand.

Side Note: Incoming new masseuse (Uma) :drinks: Scroll to the bottom

yes that's her.

Stonebow, You've reported this post saying the Pimp has complained, can you elaborate in how he complained, and why to you, and what he want's admin to do to appease him  :music:

dembo200

  • Guest
oh to be a fly on the wall when eva sees herself referred to as "the pimp" :lol:

Red_baron

  • Guest
So what would happen if you saw Celeste at her other venue and then turned up here?? :)

PatTem

  • Guest
I'm very surprised to see so many good comments about this place because I went there and honestly I wasn't impressed. Alessiobou you asked about Celeste. Well few months ago I booked 1 hour session with her and she may have a lot of experience but I found her cold and not very friendly. How can you really enjoy a massage like that? I'm not planning on going back there.  :thumbsdown:
« Last Edit: June 01, 2016, 10:10:59 pm by PatTem »

uncreative007

  • Guest
Sounds spectacular.  Will have to try it.  Wish they were open on weekends...!

Offline BillGoldberg

I'm very surprised to see so many good comments about this place because I went there and honestly I wasn't impressed. Alessiobou you asked about Celeste. Well few months ago I booked 1 hour session with her and she may have a lot of experience but I found her cold and not very friendly. How can you really enjoy a massage like that? I'm not planning on going back there.  :thumbsdown:

Have you any experience of any of the other girls there or was it just Celeste who you booked and found 'cold'?

I'm not concerned at all with Celeste since I won't be seeing her but I will be experiencing the tag team that is Uma and Jyoti and they, so far, sound phenomenal