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External Link/Members OnlyIt's been awhile since I last punted as Inhave been in Bangkok for ages ( but that's another story)
So last week my first week back I decide to have a Thai punt with one I have been looking at for ages but was never quite sure she has a review on here but the punter mentions she is like an old tea bag but I am still in Bangkok mode so I give her a call.
Good points
1. Comms good and she she phoned me back twice , you coming now?
2. Easy to find with loads of free parking
so I ring the doorbell and she opens and I walk in and she is about 46 ish still has a fairly ok figure with a nice rack pushed up with a tight fitting bra.
She has on a short school girl sort of skirt more typical of Japan nice Arse cheeks on show
She ushers me to the bed to lay down and I notice the room is a bit messy more like a room for storing crap you don't need.
She is talking all the while and it's nothing I want to hear but I let her do routine, she says I massage you and I sigh this will be a 20 min time wasting massage but I'm taking one for the team so I think I may as well enjoy the massage , pretty crap massage I must say no real effort and no real skill at all.
I turn over and think things will move along nicely now, but she is intent on massaging my legs and never once went near the little general who was still sleeping due to the non sensualality of it all.
The she takes off her clothes all the while never making eye contact with me or talking to me, she oils her tits up and rubs them all over me , this I found quite enjoyable but a bit rushed , she then goes down and sucks me OW for all of 1 minute and no real technique she looks and sounds bored and is just going through the motions at this point ,
the next thing I know she's on my cock and riding me like a bat out of hell, come on baby , do it , etc, nothing to inspire me to unload my junk she then gets on her hands and knees and I take her from behind she has an nice big Arse and I go like the clappers expecting her to call time any moment I enjoy the long mirror to the left of me ....nice view.....
I stop and ask her to chak wow ( Thai for wank )
she does this for about 10 seconds and says you do it..so here I go I give him a good 5 knuckle shuffle and she gets my other hand and proceeds to squirt all over it...ffs I think .....it's not horny but I do not stop her I shoot my load and she's cleaning me up and handing me my clothes.
All in all probably the second worst Thai punt after Thai squirter also reviewed on here, I have given her a neutral for the semi Nuru massage and squirting although not my thing she made an effort to do something different.
Would I return ,..... NO.......I think she is doing it mechanically and for money and has no real passion which is a shame as I guess at some point in Bangkok she probably was a little pocket rocket many years ago.
Took one for the team and another one off my list , sadly never to be revisited.
